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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok, so we are having a fabswingers nativity play/pantomime and you have to choose who is going to play which character.
Obviously we cant have a virgin mary or three wise men  "
thats discrimination and am putting a formal complaint into admin as we speak on behalf of all us Mary's  |
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"Ok, so we are having a fabswingers nativity play/pantomime and you have to choose who is going to play which character.
Obviously we cant have a virgin mary or three wise men
thats discrimination and am putting a formal complaint into admin as we speak on behalf of all us Mary's "
Im putting a complaint in to the trades description act if you think your a fucking virgin |
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"Can I be Luke Skywalker?"
haha that reminds me of the tv prgramme 'the nativity' with ralph litle, mark addy, and john thompson in where they all played kids in a nativity. Ralph little's character wasnt happy with his costume so came on in an astronaut suit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be a tree?
Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)
*Runs*
I was going to sit on paddys head  "
Then ya gotta let him be the tree...
Just remember to keep his baubles polished...;-) |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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what.... a husband and heavily pregnant wife both with a slightly darker skin tone turn up and ask for shelter for the night....
brb... off to read some of the other threads on here and will give you a shout....
as for a pantomine... I will be Dick and will go off to Londontown to see where the streets are lined with gold.... Think it is called Knightsbridge.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a part please
The script writer is the only Private part I can think of...;-)
...If you arent too busy rewriting ya profile..."
I stand at the back singing *Oh cum all ye faithful* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want a part please
The script writer is the only Private part I can think of...;-)
...If you arent too busy rewriting ya profile...
I stand at the back singing *Oh cum all ye faithful* "
Or the famous chorus from Handels Messiah...
"And we like sheep...and goats n pigs n ducks"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be a tree?
Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)
*Runs*
I was going to sit on paddys head
Then ya gotta let him be the tree...
Just remember to keep his baubles polished...;-)"
so if he is the tree what am I?
Oh and Luke would like a part too please! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be a tree?
Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)
*Runs*
I was going to sit on paddys head
Then ya gotta let him be the tree...
Just remember to keep his baubles polished...;-)
so if he is the tree what am I?
Oh and Luke would like a part too please!"
Luke can be a tree and I will sit on him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be the dog? All them trees, what a perfect xmas pressie!!
you only want to cock your leg dont ya
Not just my leg "
look I am not that bad honest no need for the gun  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll be the front of the panto horse...who fancies being the rear...
pass , dont want you farting in my face
specially if ya had brussels
Wolf
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little bubbles of wind yummy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If there is a inn keeper, there must be a shop keeper too. I'm perfect being Indian, LOL.
Failing that, I want to be the darkness around the shining star that is diamondsmiles, altogether a big pantomime Awwwwwww
Look out Karen, he's behind you (again) |
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"If there is a inn keeper, there must be a shop keeper too. I'm perfect being Indian, LOL.
Failing that, I want to be the darkness around the shining star that is diamondsmiles, altogether a big pantomime Awwwwwww
Look out Karen, he's behind you (again)"
awwwwwwwwww your such a sweetie, but if your going to be an asian shopkeeper you will have to let mary and joseph in cause asian shops never close |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"awwwwwwwwww your such a sweetie, but if your going to be an asian shopkeeper you will have to let mary and joseph in cause asian shops never close "
Technically speaking Jesus isn't born yet, when they find out there is no room at the inn, so with there not being a xmas day yet, there's no Christmas day closing, so yeah your right the shop would be open. 24/7, lol. |
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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago
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see now I think you have just made that up , I have never ever seen a comedy farting horse in any nativity play  "
I agree. The farting horse is clearly a tragic role.
(This message on behalf of the equine constipation society) |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
I'll direct - I recently made my directorial debut locally - to spice things up I included a lesbian shower scene - some said I was the bold, cutting edge, new director that modern theatre needed - others said I rather spoilt the Year 3 Nativity |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll direct - I recently made my directorial debut locally - to spice things up I included a lesbian shower scene - some said I was the bold, cutting edge, new director that modern theatre needed - others said I rather spoilt the Year 3 Nativity "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll direct - I recently made my directorial debut locally - to spice things up I included a lesbian shower scene - some said I was the bold, cutting edge, new director that modern theatre needed - others said I rather spoilt the Year 3 Nativity
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that did genuinely make me LOL
thank you |
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"I'll direct - I recently made my directorial debut locally - to spice things up I included a lesbian shower scene - some said I was the bold, cutting edge, new director that modern theatre needed - others said I rather spoilt the Year 3 Nativity
that did genuinely make me LOL
thank you "
And Me |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"I'll direct - I recently made my directorial debut locally - to spice things up I included a lesbian shower scene - some said I was the bold, cutting edge, new director that modern theatre needed - others said I rather spoilt the Year 3 Nativity
that did genuinely make me LOL
thank you "
very welcome xxx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be a tree?
Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)
*Runs*
I was going to sit on paddys head
Then ya gotta let him be the tree...
Just remember to keep his baubles polished...;-)
so if he is the tree what am I?
Oh and Luke would like a part too please!"
Baubles or Fairy lights...@;-)
Depends what sort of statement ya tryin ta make... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I be a tree?
Only if ya let Paddy sit on ya head...;-);-)
*Runs*
I was going to sit on paddys head
Then ya gotta let him be the tree...
Just remember to keep his baubles polished...;-)
so if he is the tree what am I?
Oh and Luke would like a part too please!"
Baubles or Fairy lights....
Depends what sort of statement ya tryin ta make... |
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