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45, is that when men fall to bits ?
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By *MP3Man
over a year ago
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ? "
If that's the case I'll wait patiently to either self combust or implode next year  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then you’ve got the prostrate exam as well
For the guys that is"
Oh poor guys. We’ve just got mood swings, hot flushes, temper tantrums, wrinkles making an unwanted appearance, boobs heading south. Not to mention having your boobs pressed so hard against a screen you thing they’re gonna pop! The men have my sympathy  |
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ? "
You’re fine for the 365 days you’re 45, but on your birthday, when Fab clicks you on to actually being 46, that’s the killer  You’ll be fine chatting with people you’ve already messaged, but list 45 as their upper limit, but any new (potential) friends will cast you aside like an over-ripe tomato, and you will fall out of a huge amount of local searches too. A few months after that, you’ll consider altering your date of birth on your profile (you can do this once), and then later on, your current profile can be deleted, and you can start afresh, a couple of years younger, and get back under that 45 barrier once more. Many blokes do this and still get meets, but you do wonder what else they’re being untruthful about, if they can’t be honest about their age.
My age is correct btw  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then you’ve got the prostrate exam as well
For the guys that is
Oh poor guys. We’ve just got mood swings, hot flushes, temper tantrums, wrinkles making an unwanted appearance, boobs heading south. Not to mention having your boobs pressed so hard against a screen you thing they’re gonna pop! The men have my sympathy "
Yeah us poor guys!! We have to put up with your mood swings and temper tantrums, and dare I even say your wrinkles and boob sagging? (Nah I won’t even go there!!! )
So think of it from OUR perspective!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ?
You’re fine for the 365 days you’re 45, but on your birthday, when Fab clicks you on to actually being 46, that’s the killer You’ll be fine chatting with people you’ve already messaged, but list 45 as their upper limit, but any new (potential) friends will cast you aside like an over-ripe tomato, and you will fall out of a huge amount of local searches too. A few months after that, you’ll consider altering your date of birth on your profile (you can do this once), and then later on, your current profile can be deleted, and you can start afresh, a couple of years younger, and get back under that 45 barrier once more. Many blokes do this and still get meets, but you do wonder what else they’re being untruthful about, if they can’t be honest about their age.
My age is correct btw "
I agree. It’s very dishonest and to go through all that effort to get a meet would tell me that they’re willing to lie about other things too.
I’ve come across so many who do this. |
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ?
You’re fine for the 365 days you’re 45, but on your birthday, when Fab clicks you on to actually being 46, that’s the killer You’ll be fine chatting with people you’ve already messaged, but list 45 as their upper limit, but any new (potential) friends will cast you aside like an over-ripe tomato, and you will fall out of a huge amount of local searches too. A few months after that, you’ll consider altering your date of birth on your profile (you can do this once), and then later on, your current profile can be deleted, and you can start afresh, a couple of years younger, and get back under that 45 barrier once more. Many blokes do this and still get meets, but you do wonder what else they’re being untruthful about, if they can’t be honest about their age.
My age is correct btw
I agree. It’s very dishonest and to go through all that effort to get a meet would tell me that they’re willing to lie about other things too.
I’ve come across so many who do this. "
There is a guy local to me, who was 45 a few days ago, and now miraculously is 43, on the same profile. From what others have told me about him, he’s is 54. Another purports to be 47, he is 58  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then you’ve got the prostrate exam as well
For the guys that is
Oh poor guys. We’ve just got mood swings, hot flushes, temper tantrums, wrinkles making an unwanted appearance, boobs heading south. Not to mention having your boobs pressed so hard against a screen you thing they’re gonna pop! The men have my sympathy
Yeah us poor guys!! We have to put up with your mood swings and temper tantrums, and dare I even say your wrinkles and boob sagging? (Nah I won’t even go there!!! )
So think of it from OUR perspective!! "
What wrinkles? You saying I’ve got droopy boobs? I meant I have all this to come! I’m off to find the nearest cliff to jump off  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then you’ve got the prostrate exam as well
For the guys that is
Oh poor guys. We’ve just got mood swings, hot flushes, temper tantrums, wrinkles making an unwanted appearance, boobs heading south. Not to mention having your boobs pressed so hard against a screen you thing they’re gonna pop! The men have my sympathy
Yeah us poor guys!! We have to put up with your mood swings and temper tantrums, and dare I even say your wrinkles and boob sagging? (Nah I won’t even go there!!! )
So think of it from OUR perspective!!
What wrinkles? You saying I’ve got droopy boobs? I meant I have all this to come! I’m off to find the nearest cliff to jump off "
erm “your” is quoted in a generic sense .. meaning all of womandom (is that even a word!?) ... obviously!  (*fidgets uncomfortably!*)
I’m quite sure your boobies are perfectly taut and your complexion as smooth as a baby’s bottom  |
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ?
You’re fine for the 365 days you’re 45, but on your birthday, when Fab clicks you on to actually being 46, that’s the killer You’ll be fine chatting with people you’ve already messaged, but list 45 as their upper limit, but any new (potential) friends will cast you aside like an over-ripe tomato, and you will fall out of a huge amount of local searches too. A few months after that, you’ll consider altering your date of birth on your profile (you can do this once), and then later on, your current profile can be deleted, and you can start afresh, a couple of years younger, and get back under that 45 barrier once more. Many blokes do this and still get meets, but you do wonder what else they’re being untruthful about, if they can’t be honest about their age.
My age is correct btw "
Lots of Fab guys lie about everything - even when there is no need. I saw a guy for a while who was Fab 41 but actually 55. He had a body to fit his Fab age and a face to fit his real age but he was very fit and active sexually. Unfortunately sites like Fab become like looking in a mail order catalogue - I don't care what age a man is as long as we have a connection and he can satisfy me sexually - that is why I am here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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45 is a perfect age. For me my preference is 45-55.
I really like those guys with stylish hair and longer beards. Trendy but ruggered look. Love the glamorous granpa's too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Ha ha, at some point we’ll all look back on whatever age we are now and wish we were that age again. Remember, we are currently the youngest we’ll ever be so might as well enjoy it...if only cliched platitudes actually counted for something! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ha ha, at some point we’ll all look back on whatever age we are now and wish we were that age again. Remember, we are currently the youngest we’ll ever be so might as well enjoy it...if only cliched platitudes actually counted for something! "
This is true! Bit like looking at old photos and thinking god I wish I was as fat as I thought I was at 21! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll let you know in 18 years 
If you don’t asphuxiate on your own smug first, O egg. I’m not remotely jealous...honest..."
I'll certainly try not to. Gotta hit 45 and report back.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just lie about your age, that’s never done on here, they won’t expect it. Use photos from when you were 21, they won’t notice "
I met with a guy a few months ago and luckily he recognised me cos I didn't him. He admitted his photo was about 6 years old but didn't seem concerned - only problem was he had gained about 5 stone since |
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ? "
Pretty much |
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"I'll let you know in 18 years
If you don’t asphuxiate on your own smug first, O egg. I’m not remotely jealous...honest...
I'll certainly try not to. Gotta hit 45 and report back. "
???? Although most of us will have moved on to a ‘better place’ by then...sunnydays retirement home for the sexually liberated |
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ? "
Change your age to 72. People will think you look fantastic for 72. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll let you know in 18 years
If you don’t asphuxiate on your own smug first, O egg. I’m not remotely jealous...honest...
I'll certainly try not to. Gotta hit 45 and report back.
???? Although most of us will have moved on to a ‘better place’ by then...sunnydays retirement home for the sexually liberated "
Would tick off a achievement in a retirement home |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'm not overly concerned about how old the number indicates I am, I still don't feel any older than when I was 25. I'm just a little wiser now and have a few more life wrinkles but it's never been an issue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll let you know in 18 years
If you don’t asphuxiate on your own smug first, O egg. I’m not remotely jealous...honest...
I'll certainly try not to. Gotta hit 45 and report back.
???? Although most of us will have moved on to a ‘better place’ by then...sunnydays retirement home for the sexually liberated
Would tick off a achievement in a retirement home"
Come down to sunnydays, you’ll be welcomed with open, if a little tired, arms! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'll let you know in 18 years
If you don’t asphuxiate on your own smug first, O egg. I’m not remotely jealous...honest...
I'll certainly try not to. Gotta hit 45 and report back.
???? Although most of us will have moved on to a ‘better place’ by then...sunnydays retirement home for the sexually liberated
Would tick off a achievement in a retirement home
Come down to sunnydays, you’ll be welcomed with open, if a little tired, arms!"
Sounds like my kinda party invite.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ?
You need educating.
Step into my office."
Please punish me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ? "
Yep ...Better tape that dick on. |
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ?
You need educating.
Step into my office.
Please punish me. "
It would be my pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Some guys are an ‘old’ 45 whereas others are still young at 55, you certainly can’t say at 45 all guys fall apart..some do and some don’t."
That was almost reassuring...it started off comforting and then came those dots... |
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"Some guys are an ‘old’ 45 whereas others are still young at 55, you certainly can’t say at 45 all guys fall apart..some do and some don’t.
That was almost reassuring...it started off comforting and then came those dots..."
Oh dear.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I’m 45 in a few months, 45 seems to be the upper limit for most women and couples to meet, is this when men are ready for the scrap heap ?
Nah, it's when they become fair game for me! "
Something to look forward to then ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm 51 and my life is rather jolly "
Couldn't agree more I am on my element now fifty in Nov and so chilled out in my life, my body, and my sex life it's liberating |
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