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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just as Jesus felt rejected, I too am feeling lonely, pitiful, adrift... I’ve tried rubbing myself with a wire brush. Many times and very vigorously in fact. But I’m still here on my own with no action. What’s wrong with my profile? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just as Jesus felt rejected, I too am feeling lonely, pitiful, adrift... I’ve tried rubbing myself with a wire brush. Many times and very vigorously in fact. But I’m still here on my own with no action. What’s wrong with my profile? "
For me, the use of the word “squelchy” made me cringe haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The comedy element goes unseen on here - people are generally quite moody so you'll be consistently overlooked.
Assuming your profile is meant to be...err...funny. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Just as Jesus felt rejected, I too am feeling lonely, pitiful, adrift... I’ve tried rubbing myself with a wire brush. Many times and very vigorously in fact. But I’m still here on my own with no action. What’s wrong with my profile? "
Just wondering where you got the goat haired leggings from |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The comedy element goes unseen on here - people are generally quite moody so you'll be consistently overlooked.
Assuming your profile is meant to be...err...funny."
What a croc of turtle turds funny is essential on here |
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Take heart and chin up...
Yes Jesus was rejected.. but fear not.. he was also marched across a desert carrying a giant cross whilst whipped and then nailed to it brutally in the blistering sun. Also a crown of nails and thorns and stuff was forced over his head bleeding into his eyes. Some other dudes and their wives were also nailed there too.
So I'm told.. never saw the film... |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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"Take heart and chin up...
Yes Jesus was rejected.. but fear not.. he was also marched across a desert carrying a giant cross whilst whipped and then nailed to it brutally in the blistering sun. Also a crown of nails and thorns and stuff was forced over his head bleeding into his eyes. Some other dudes and their wives were also nailed there too.
So I'm told.. never saw the film..."
And then you make fun of me reading the bible 
Btw isn't this GoT?   |
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"Take heart and chin up...
Yes Jesus was rejected.. but fear not.. he was also marched across a desert carrying a giant cross whilst whipped and then nailed to it brutally in the blistering sun. Also a crown of nails and thorns and stuff was forced over his head bleeding into his eyes. Some other dudes and their wives were also nailed there too.
So I'm told.. never saw the film...
And then you make fun of me reading the bible
Btw isn't this GoT? "
I just like to turn up sporadically and toss a grenade in the room.. |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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"Take heart and chin up...
Yes Jesus was rejected.. but fear not.. he was also marched across a desert carrying a giant cross whilst whipped and then nailed to it brutally in the blistering sun. Also a crown of nails and thorns and stuff was forced over his head bleeding into his eyes. Some other dudes and their wives were also nailed there too.
So I'm told.. never saw the film...
And then you make fun of me reading the bible
Btw isn't this GoT?
I just like to turn up sporadically and toss you around the room.. "
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"You are fucking hilarious, yours is the funniest fab profile I have came across!! I wish they did notifications every time you posted something lol xxx "
That's a great idea! He should have his own forum platform!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dont worry ...
Always look on the bright side of life .."
If it's any consolation,I don't think Jesus gets much action on here either. I'm not sure about Brian but there is definitely quite a few Biggus Dickus's. |
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