it seems as though I'm the only one who had to google the name... thought it was a code word for some sort of deviant behaviour.... ....seriously, I'd never heard of him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"it seems as though I'm the only one who had to google the name... thought it was a code word for some sort of deviant behaviour.... ....seriously, I'd never heard of him "

Yeah, but Chuck Norris has heard of you ............

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When Chuck Norris moved out of his parents home, he said to his dad "You're the man of the house now"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When they released the kraken

Chuck Norris put it in his aquarium

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck norris is a pussy my mum would kick his arse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris punched the ground once, now we have the grand canyon, thanks Chuck!

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By *oxesMan over a year ago

Southend, Essex

Chuck noris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard they saw on face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris can email you a roundhouse kick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris got beat off Bruce lee

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chuck Norris got beat off Bruce lee"

Bruce Lee beat off ChuckNorris? I knew they were close

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Chuck Norris got beat off Bruce lee"

Yes he did, but is still alive, coincidence?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chuck Norris got beat off Bruce lee

Yes he did, but is still alive, coincidence?"

Actually it’s quite fully, they were really good freinds and trained together a lot.

Despite that Chuck refuses to say if he thought he could of won a real fight or if Bruce would of won.

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

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Chuck Norris can kill the 0.1 germs that domestos can't

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

His real name is Carlos ray Norris

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuck Norris can dance on the corners of a round table.

Jesus walked on water. Check Norris can swim on land.

Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity... Twice.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris, the reason dinasores are extinct.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

A cop once pulled Chuck Norris over...Luckily, the cop left only with a warning.

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