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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What are or have been your most successful Tinder opening lines you have either used or heard? Looking for more comedy than anything that or you have a funny story to share? x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi I'm a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams. I just need your phone number."
And your account number sort code and password  |
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"Genuine message I received on there once:
‘Book me an opticians appointment as I’ve just been blinded by your beauty!’
I thought it was hilarious  "
Imagine what he would say if he seen this profile... fuck the glasses its a defib he would need lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Genuine message I received on there once:
‘Book me an opticians appointment as I’ve just been blinded by your beauty!’
I thought it was hilarious
Imagine what he would say if he seen this profile... fuck the glasses its a defib he would need lol"
Haha!!! That wouldn’t leave much to the imagination really. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I enjoy the guys who open saying:
Do you like anal?
I reply:
I do feel warm and fuzzies when I fuck him hard with my strapon and rupture his spleen and he cries like a baby. So yeah, I like it.
Wanna meet?
(It sorts the wheat from the chaff)
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"for a minute i thought it said 'best tin openers'
And me. Was interested too as all my tin openers are crap "
Got mine from Amazon. It was either billed at the best tin opener ever or the comments said it, but I have to agree. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I enjoy the guys who open saying:
Do you like anal?
I reply:
I do feel warm and fuzzies when I fuck him hard with my strapon and rupture his spleen and he cries like a baby. So yeah, I like it.
Wanna meet?
(It sorts the wheat from the chaff)
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. Ive had this, replied.... I love to kick open your ankles to get a good view before bringing Thor to the party - can you handle 12”? I have lube |
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"I enjoy the guys who open saying:
Do you like anal?
I reply:
I do feel warm and fuzzies when I fuck him hard with my strapon and rupture his spleen and he cries like a baby. So yeah, I like it.
Wanna meet?
(It sorts the wheat from the chaff)
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It was sounding so promising up to the spleen-rupturing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I enjoy the guys who open saying:
Do you like anal?
I reply:
I do feel warm and fuzzies when I fuck him hard with my strapon and rupture his spleen and he cries like a baby. So yeah, I like it.
Wanna meet?
(It sorts the wheat from the chaff)
So what if he says yes?
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By (user no longer on site)
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" Ive had this, replied.... I love to kick open your ankles to get a good view before bringing Thor to the party - can you handle 12”? I have lube
Charming."
A charmed question requires an equally well thought out response. he did ask |
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