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Worst chat up lines you used to try when you were young

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mine was

Do you have a tongue piercing?.

No..

Well it helps with falatio.

Actually thought that would work

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"I'm no Fred Flintstone but I'll make your bed rock"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I swallow and everything - works in the ghey places

Hi, how you doin? - works ok with ladies fave to face

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By *antasticMrFucksMan over a year ago

Taunton

Want to go halves on a bastard

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My go-to chat up approach was to clam up, go bright red, and then run off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A note with the questiom

Will you go out with me?

Two boxes one marked yes the other no. Please tick one.

Pass the note through a friend and then watch him make out with her.

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

A lad I used to know would stand at the edge of the dancefloor and beckon a girl over with his finger, when she went over he'd say "If I can make you come with my finger, just think what I can do with my cock"

Sometimes he got a slap, other times the girl would burst out laughing and it would actually work for him!

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By *naquest321Man over a year ago

Carlisle

Do you have any Italian in you? No! Would you like some? I’ll add that I never used it.

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

Also a mate from smoggyland once told me that a girl came up to him and said "Ere, me mate wants to know if you'll hang out back of her?"

Classy

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