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You Sir, you are a dopey twat........

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Every fucking door I try to push, I should be pulling.

Every fucking door I try to pull I should be pushing.

What the feck's going on?

I darent go for a piss......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We all have them days

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By *eplicant JoWoman over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Frequently have days like that

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By *andonmessMan over a year ago

A world all of his own

The worst ones are where you're convinced it's a push and you faceplant into it!

Not that I've ever done that of course

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By *nnejohnCouple over a year ago

warrington

usb always wrong, and phone chargers, you'd expect to be 50% right

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Every fucking door I try to push, I should be pulling.

Every fucking door I try to pull I should be pushing.

What the feck's going on?

I darent go for a piss......"

It gets worse. Every door I pass through has a push or pull sign on it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You should only start to worry when you've completely forgotten what you're going through the door for.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS over a year ago

Cornwall

"You should only start to worry when you've completely forgotten what you're going through the door for."

and if it's a revolving door

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You should only start to worry when you've completely forgotten what you're going through the door for.

and if it's a revolving door

A bit like Bernie Eccleston

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y2TKb66dyU

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You should only start to worry when you've completely forgotten what you're going through the door for."

I'm like that with the larder....

*Opens door.

Now, what the fuck did I come here for?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t judge yourself buddy x

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Every fucking door I try to push, I should be pulling.

Every fucking door I try to pull I should be pushing.

What the feck's going on?

I darent go for a piss......"

At least your trying to open them and not walking straight into them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sounds like something I do. And trip up or down slopes in shops. X

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Don’t judge yourself buddy x "

Why not, everybody else does.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Sorry this made me smile xx

Hope your day improves OP

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sorry this made me smile xx

Hope your day improves OP

Home now.

I'm not moving off the settee.

Bugger, got to answer the door later, just ordered a curry....

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"Sorry this made me smile xx

Hope your day improves OP

Home now.

I'm not moving off the settee.

Bugger, got to answer the door later, just ordered a curry....

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By *uzzy NavelWoman over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Sorry this made me smile xx

Hope your day improves OP

Home now.

I'm not moving off the settee.

Bugger, got to answer the door later, just ordered a curry....

Should we acquire later how the curry was or just pop round with cloths to clear the mess up?

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By *tingly Byron OP Man over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Sorry this made me smile xx

Hope your day improves OP

Home now.

I'm not moving off the settee.

Bugger, got to answer the door later, just ordered a curry....

Should we acquire later how the curry was or just pop round with cloths to clear the mess up?"

2nd option I reckon.

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