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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It feels odd to be wearing a swimming costume in a pool.

True story.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

When... everyone at airport security takes off their shoes and belts and I find myself wanting to put my keys into someone else’s tray

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When... everyone at airport security takes off their shoes and belts and I find myself wanting to put my keys into someone else’s tray"

Good one!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It feels odd to be wearing a swimming costume in a pool.

True story."

Very true xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When... everyone at airport security takes off their shoes and belts and I find myself wanting to put my keys into someone else’s tray"

Very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You know which buttons on the Sky remote equal a 7” cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your vagina starts to look like a yawning hippo

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When your vagina starts to look like a yawning hippo "

Or your cock has calluses..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When u ask for a sub and get a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your vagina starts to look like a yawning hippo

Or your cock has calluses.."

Or the bits have fallen off

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

When out drinking with friends and you inadvertently suggest going to THE club instead of a club

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When all your hoes are on Instagram but you are on fab forums

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By *plpxp2Couple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

"It feels odd to be wearing a swimming costume in a pool.

True story."

Folks wearing things in a jacuzzi just seems so odd and strange

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

When your boss emails you about your 1-1 and then you refer to it as a 1 on 1. This situation did happen to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your boss emails you about your 1-1 and then you refer to it as a 1 on 1. This situation did happen to me"

me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your boss emails you about your 1-1 and then you refer to it as a 1 on 1. This situation did happen to me

me too"

You two! In my office NOW!

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By *arnsley guy100Man over a year ago

Sheffield

When people at work on a Monday ask what you've been up to over the weekend

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"When your boss emails you about your 1-1 and then you refer to it as a 1 on 1. This situation did happen to me

me too"

I don’t know if it was made worse or better by the fact that she knows (without too many details) about my lifestyle.

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

When someone says it's dress down day and you imagine everyone's sat in the office in their underwear

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"When someone says it's dress down day and you imagine everyone's sat in the office in their underwear

We are! Love dress down Fridays

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When she says I’m with my husband and you completely ignore him and carry on with the wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When my team are discussing DP (data processing) agreements and they ask why I’ve got a stupid grin on my face

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

When my friends ask me why, as a 45 year old, I’m talking about going on a “play date”

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

You can't see the road from from the front windows of your house due to the forests of pampas grass

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple over a year ago

Fareham

When a male friend says he's been having CBT and therapy isn't the first thing that pops into your mind...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you run out of places to tell your daughter where your going

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

When your boss is constantly complaining about things being a faf and you have to agree and not spit your tea out or giggle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the chain breaks away from the swing

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

You have to keep double-reading text messages for predictive text suggestions before sending to vanilla friends

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your legs still feel like jelly on a Monday at the school gates from the Friday before. Or can't even feel my legs and fall down the stairs in chams lol true story lol x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have to keep double-reading text messages for predictive text suggestions before sending to vanilla friends

This

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You have to keep double-reading text messages for predictive text suggestions before sending to vanilla friends

This

Mrs"

Yes! Every time I type ‘me’ it keeps changing it to mff now. It automatically capitalises Quest too.

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By *histle do nicelyMan over a year ago

Glasgow South

Wen your wife asks would you like to pull a cracker at the Christmas table and you give a wry smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You can't see the road from from the front windows of your house due to the forests of pampas grass "

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When your sat about is like a swinging heat map of West Yorkshire and every club within the surrounding three counties is programmed in.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When you're going on a night out with vanilla friends and seriously have to think

"WTF I've got nothing to wear"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't think of anything because I am a good girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When autocorrect changes annual to anal...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I can't think of anything because I am a good girl

Do you like being a Good Girl?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Great thread. Been making me giggle all day. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you send out a group message to all your friends inviting them round for a BBW and beers.

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By *tonMessCouple over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

When you just can't be bothered anymore

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you’ve been on a meet and friends ask if you’ve had a fab time x

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

When another mum asks you for a play date and turns up fully dressed with the kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You have to keep double-reading text messages for predictive text suggestions before sending to vanilla friends

This

Mrs

Yes! Every time I type ‘me’ it keeps changing it to mff now. It automatically capitalises Quest too."

Makes for interesting non fab texts lol

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By *rank n BettyCouple over a year ago

Not meeting

"When my team are discussing DP (data processing) agreements and they ask why I’ve got a stupid grin on my face

This is me!! Except DP means direct payments

B x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't think of anything because I am a good girl

Do you like being a Good Girl?"

I had my fingers crossed and I told a white lie

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By *olfAndKittenCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Your local landlord asks you how your last meet went

Walking around your local supermarket everyone knows what you look like naked

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

When everyone avoid your car keys in the bowl because your the only driver of a Ford Model T

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

When you can’t be arsed with all the hassle anymore

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By *olfAndKittenCouple over a year ago

Bristol

When the whole of fab has your kik, email, phone, calander

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

When no one notices you're here anymore.

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"When no one notices you're here anymore."

I missed you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When all your phone contacts have to be changed....

Phil and JESS cuckold Couple

John and Betty bdsm Couple

Rita cheating wife

If you don’t do this ...you will send the wrong text to friends and family

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you have an arse like an old wind sock

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By *hubnwife_36dd_ukCouple over a year ago

chester

"It feels odd to be wearing a swimming costume in a pool.

True story."

After checking who is near you find yourself arranging a meet with your spouse.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It feels odd to be wearing a swimming costume in a pool.

True story.

After checking who is near you find yourself arranging a meet with your spouse."

Pina colada song (escape) immediately springs to mind

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Anytime dp, cbt, soft play etc, are mentioned

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When everyone avoid your car keys in the bowl because your the only driver of a Ford Model T"

This made me LOL.

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple over a year ago

Taunton

When you have trouble keeping a straight face discussing 'penetration testing'

( I work in IT security )

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you have to list watersports as an interest because you can’t keep the Tena on during sex...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you mention to a vanilla friend that someone's fabbed a photo on Face book

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By *orthern BeardMan over a year ago

Preston

When you’re at the brow salon and the girls keep talking about facials

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you mention to a vanilla friend that someone's fabbed a photo on Face book"

I almost did this..

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

... you've had 4 hours sleep and the only way to stay awake at work is by drinking 6 cans of Red Bull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you have to list watersports as an interest because you can’t keep the Tena on during sex..."

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the home page of Apetube just looks dull...

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By *ovingittwoCouple over a year ago

Norwich

"You have to keep double-reading text messages for predictive text suggestions before sending to vanilla friends

This 100%

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

When walking into the clinic for your routine STI check, feels like the theme tune of Cheers

There ought to be a loyalty card, say a Frequent Fucker Card.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

When the local ice cream shop knows that you’ll try anything but vanilla

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you invite vanilla friends round for dinner, get smashed and bring out the toy bag for after dinner games

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

When, instead of having a valance round the bed, you have to install guttering.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman over a year ago

Yorkshire

I had a customer the other day (new to the area) ask where I go on nights out...

Errrr..... awkward.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a customer the other day (new to the area) ask where I go on nights out...

Errrr..... awkward. "

Ferret racing?

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I had a customer the other day (new to the area) ask where I go on nights out...

Errrr..... awkward.

Ferret racing?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a customer the other day (new to the area) ask where I go on nights out...

Errrr..... awkward. "

Maybe they go too!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"When... everyone at airport security takes off their shoes and belts and I find myself wanting to put my keys into someone else’s tray"

Class!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

When you see FAB lolly ice creams being eaten buy adults at the beach and the FAB air fresheners that hang off the rear view mirror and you suddenly have a massive smile, that you can't explain, to your fellow Muggles.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

When "We don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time" comes on the radio at work and you try to resist the temptation to shout out "Oh yes we do!"

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When your company send you some info on annualised hours that they are introducing and you read it as analised

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you look at women in the kids playground and wander if they use fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It feels odd to be wearing a swimming costume in a pool.

True story."

Lol this exactly, were like “we feel uncomfortable in these swimsuits”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the fakes seem genuine

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

When you're watching Thunderbirds and Lady Penelope describes what Virgil did as F.A.B. Bang there goes my innocence.

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By *arah_kieran_ukCouple over a year ago

Greater London

When you make eye contact with someone in London and you think mmm you look interesting but instead they look away or snarl.... xx

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By *oiluvfunMan over a year ago

Penrith

When you specifically try to drop the word ‘fab’ into a conversation, to pick up on any reactions.............

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When your boss says 'jump on' or 'pull it to the side' and you say out loud 'I've been waiting for you to say that for ages'

(good job he's got a sense of humour!!)

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By *ack4NinaCouple over a year ago

Carmarthen

"When you have trouble keeping a straight face discussing 'penetration testing'

( I work in IT security )"

Indeed... or if you’ve arranged to meet mimikatz

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

When you’re on a journey somewhere and instead of using your maps or sat nav, you use the “Who’s near” function to see where you are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I had a customer the other day (new to the area) ask where I go on nights out...

Errrr..... awkward.

Ferret racing?

She loves it she told me

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"It feels odd to be wearing a swimming costume in a pool.

True story."

As a naturist as well, I know what you mean.

Naturist campsite in Donny in the am, then a quick get ready, at home, then straight down to Jaydees. Could have quite easily have drove those 100+ miles in the buff. Damn textiles and their prudishness.

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman over a year ago

your imagination

When you realise that the person you've been mailing most recently is the son/daughter of your first meet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my bits are green

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When a male friend says he's been having CBT and therapy isn't the first thing that pops into your mind...

There's actually a firm around Antwerp called Comptoir Belge de Telecommunications that deals with mobile comms that were assigned to the Tomorrowland job I was on? All their vehicles had CBT printed on them in massive letters and none of my workmates could understand why I found this hilarious...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you make eye contact with someone in London and you think mmm you look interesting but instead they look away or snarl.... xx"

And this is only confined to the South though. Whereas in the north most would probably smile and offer a cheery "Alright?" I imagine that to a Southern swinger visiting the north this may send out mixed messages...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you recognise 90% of the members profiles and realise that 95 % of the ones you are attracted to are not wanting you or are total time wasters ?

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I had a customer the other day (new to the area) ask where I go on nights out...

Errrr..... awkward.

Ferret racing?

She loves it she told me

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I have to attend a sub group meeting next week. The last time I was there, I was mildly amused by the thought of a group of subs all patiently sitting round a table. Then someone passed on apologies on behalf of their colleague, who was “tied up by their boss” I almost spat out my coffee

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

When you keep referring to it as wife swapping

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

When you come back from a bit of a break and wonder if it's the right thing to do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you see someone in public and you can’t figure out if you had sex with them or know them from school

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By *oisineandAlCouple over a year ago

limerick

Or when you husband shortens a pubs name, and texts you " I am in dp's with..... "and all I can think to text back "double penetration" lol. Ahemmmm with whome (knowing full well he is with the lads) Lol and he text back lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When being naked in front of two hundred people is now a good night out, not your worst nightmare.

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By *entleman JayMan over a year ago

Wakefield

"When you can’t be arsed with all the hassle anymore"

So very true lol.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"When being naked in front of two hundred people is now a good night out, not your worst nightmare."

This is maybe why I seem to be such a natural at public speaking.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

When I find myself giggling at someone announcing that they are going to “swing classes”

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By *elshsunsWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

When you follow a good looking guy round Sainsbury’s and then wonder should you do a Forum thread to find him

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"When all your phone contacts have to be changed....

Phil and JESS cuckold Couple

John and Betty bdsm Couple

Rita cheating wife

If you don’t do this ...you will send the wrong text to friends and family "

For us it’s more that all contacts have the surname Fab

makes it a bit confusing when you have 2 first names the same though, so you have to get inventive!

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By *_Yeah19Couple over a year ago

Lincoln

"When being naked in front of two hundred people is now a good night out, not your worst nightmare."

and definitely this too!

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Go looking for oak gall wasp nests.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You see MOTD on the TV listings and smile!

It's a Cupid's thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you follow a good looking guy round Sainsbury’s and then wonder should you do a Forum thread to find him

I lol’ed at that. ‘Cos *obviously* he must be on Fab..

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

When you send a wet tshirt pic to your daughter on FB messenger by mistake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you send a wet tshirt pic to your daughter on FB messenger by mistake.

Oh hahahaha! You win!!!!

Oh dear....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you intend to check your hotmail on your phone but type m.fab automatically...

Oh and you turn predictive text off

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"When you send a wet tshirt pic to your daughter on FB messenger by mistake.

Oh hahahaha! You win!!!!

Oh dear....

It was that one lol

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple over a year ago

Basingstoke

When your friend calls you up crying because his girlfriend cheated and wonder if he's annoyed because he didn't get to watch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you send a wet tshirt pic to your daughter on FB messenger by mistake.

Oh hahahaha! You win!!!!

Oh dear....

It was that one lol

How did you explain?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

When I see the Beano and smile at Mini the Minx, getting a spanking.

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

When you rejoin fab for the tenth time...

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

When every decorative chameleon raises a knowing smile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When a woman gives you a kind of smile which leaves you wondering, "crap, have I messaged her, does she know?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you have a vanilla activity class, hit it off with someone and consider inviting them along to the local club to chill in the hot tub and sauna for a couple of hours...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"When you send a wet tshirt pic to your daughter on FB messenger by mistake.

Oh hahahaha! You win!!!!

Oh dear....

It was that one lol

How did you explain?"

I told her I was chatting to someone else and her at the same time, and had sent it to her by mistake, which was actually the truth. Thank god it wasn't one if the other pics lol. She was fine about it.

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By *inkxRabbitWoman over a year ago

Mostly in GU24

When you go to put something into your phone and it keeps changing it to fucking or cock or threesome

True story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you smirk at a friend whose talking about C2C then realise they mean the train line !!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Best thread I’ve read for a while. Hilarious!

When you say to your Deputy Head Teacher that the coach you have employed has been DP’ d rather than CRB ‘d!

I just burst out laughing and walked out the room

Mrs P x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your friend calls you up crying because his girlfriend cheated and wonder if he's annoyed because he didn't get to watch. "

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

When you get floggers elbow.

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By *uttyjonnMan over a year ago

cheshire

When every single user name appears dull purple and not bright blue in the FAB forum's

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By *nvincible ButterflyWoman over a year ago

LEEDS

When you have no idea how to deal with the sexy neighbour who keeps giving you the eye.... if he was a swinger too id just invite him round for a play date

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you know the make of someones carpet

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

When the meet counter goes from 999 back to 000, O no that's just start a new profile..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you change your Facebook profile picture to one of you holding your erect penis.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

When you see photos on STRAVA and FAB and wonder if it's the same person?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When the meet counter goes from 999 back to 000, O no that's just start a new profile.. "

Does it only go up to three figures?? Hmmmm

#lifegoals

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you see photos on STRAVA and FAB and wonder if it's the same person? "

Well it’ll be easy enough to find them..

[Checks Strava pics]

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Watching the Jungle Book is suddenly funnier, but you can't explain it to the people watching it with you...

Now I'm the king of the swingers, the jungle V.I.P. I reached the top and had to stop. And that's what bothering me. I want to be a man, man-cub, and stroll right into town. And be just like those other men. I'm tired of monkeying around. Now don't try to kid me, man-cub, I'll make a deal with you.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you type in your Fab password 10 times and realise that it’s not your login for the work computer while day at your desk!

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By *mber DextrousWoman over a year ago

Devon

"You have to keep double-reading text messages for predictive text suggestions before sending to vanilla friends

This

Mrs

Yes! Every time I type ‘me’ it keeps changing it to mff now. It automatically capitalises Quest too."

Mine changes done to domme, actually missed it on a FB post once

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you type in your Fab password 10 times and realise that it’s not your login for the work computer while day at your desk! "
you got fab fever

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By *mber DextrousWoman over a year ago

Devon

When you're so comfortable (half) naked you forget to close the changing room door at the swimming pool. I either scared some guy or made his day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Watching the Jungle Book is suddenly funnier, but you can't explain it to the people watching it with you...

My whole image of you has just changed dramatically.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you automatically pick up your play bag rather than your gym kit and only discover when you get to the gym...

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

When you can no longer be arsed. True story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when you hotlist people in your head haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you openly talk about BDSM and fantasies, as easily as you would be chatting about work, in a coffee shop and realise the people at the next table have gone deathly silent, as they're listening to you.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Watching the Jungle Book is suddenly funnier, but you can't explain it to the people watching it with you...

My whole image of you has just changed dramatically.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

When you're having sex at home and both of you say..."wish someone was watching us"

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By *umpsMan over a year ago

city

When the hotels start ringing you asking if you are booking your regular room again this weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When im looking at every curvy lady like a peace of meat

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

When you have the same answers ready to the questions you “may” get from the babysitter when you get home.

Have a nice meal? What did you have? Where do you go? Etc...

never been asked yet! Lol

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

When you have to explain to the people around you what a Prince Albert is after your inadvertently brought up the subject in conversation, cos talking about sex come just that little bit to easy for you!!! Lol

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

"When you change your Facebook profile picture to one of you holding your erect penis."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha love that! Lol

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

"When you openly talk about BDSM and fantasies, as easily as you would be chatting about work, in a coffee shop and realise the people at the next table have gone deathly silent, as they're listening to you."

True. I’m sure Costa loves me really lol. I’ve had loads of social meets in it.

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

True. I’m sure Costa loves me really lol. I’ve had loads of social meets in it. "

Only time I ever visit Costa is for socials!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you look at a pictures on Fab and know the hotel from the sheets....

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

...the first thing you do when entering a hotel room is judge how many people could fit on the bed

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By *harpDressed ManMan over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

...the second thing you do when entering a hotel room is judge how many people could fit in the shower

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your colleagues mention something cuckolding and don’t know what it means and all you can do is bite your tongue to stop telling them

True story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When a male friend says he's been having CBT and therapy isn't the first thing that pops into your mind...

That’s happened time too. I had to catch myself just before I was going to ask how he likes it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your phone reads:

Alex London Bridge

Alex Putney

Alex Canary Wharf

Alex very tall

Alex ginger

Marco Italian

Marko Beard Italian...

Etc

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By *ighland gentlemanMan over a year ago

Ardgay

When the notches on your headboard have notches!

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"When you can no longer be arsed. True story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your meets take their teeth out for a BJ

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman over a year ago

London

"When your phone reads:

Alex London Bridge

Alex Putney

Alex Canary Wharf

Alex very tall

Alex ginger

Marco Italian

Marko Beard Italian...

Etc"

Mine has a lot of Jays and Darrens.

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"When you can no longer be arsed. True story

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When your phone reads:

Alex London Bridge

Alex Putney

Alex Canary Wharf

Alex very tall

Alex ginger

Marco Italian

Marko Beard Italian...

Etc"
omg my A list was worse than yours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When normal clubs bore you to tears.

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By *lucard5Man over a year ago

kerry capital

When you wonder, what they would look like with their clothes on.

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

"When normal clubs bore you to tears. "

I was in a club last night talking with the owners. There was also a first timer there asking how long I’d been going along. I thought of this thread when one of the owners and I looked at each other and just said ooooohhhh, like you would do when someone asks how long you’ve known a school friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When normal clubs bore you to tears. "

Absolutely!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you see a place name that you're headed to and the first thought that pops in your head is of a fab user with that place in their profile name...

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By *sGivesWoodWoman over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"When your phone reads:

Alex London Bridge

Alex Putney

Alex Canary Wharf

Alex very tall

Alex ginger

Marco Italian

Marko Beard Italian...

Etc"

Mine have F after their names lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

You know the full details of every minority sexual kink and interest, to the extent that you could spend your life as an invited guest expert speaker at conferences around the world but blandly pretend you're not even sure what group sex is, when with friends and family.

You could also share many sexual predicaments but always bite your tongue to maintain polite company.

You have more sexual offers and shags in a night, whilst your friends are concerned that you're a barren singleton, who's probably forgotten what sex is, than they have in a year of their happy married life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know the full details of every minority sexual kink and interest, to the extent that you could spend your life as an invited guest expert speaker at conferences around the world but blandly pretend you're not even sure what group sex is, when with friends and family.

You could also share many sexual predicaments but always bite your tongue to maintain polite company.

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