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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections."
I did that ages ago, that's not the same as poor grammar and misuse of words anyway. I would spend more time correcting than typing, the android spell heckler, see!!! Is so crap.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections."
Could be interesting ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections."
Is English your second language? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos."
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections.
Is English your second language? "
You will think so after seeing my posts today. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone. "
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone? ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior. "
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone? "
App store. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store."
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good luck!
I used my laptop recently, first time in I can't remember how long!
Oh my days!
It was practically illegible.
Sticking to my phone, tablet & autocorrect from now on! "
I'm ok on a normal sized keyboard, apart from occasionally swapping letters around-because my right hand is faster than my lefr
It's this tiny one and terrible grammar and spelling program on my phone that is the problem. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior.
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert."
It's too serious for today's Instagrammers, selfie-takers and music junkies. I wanted a phone for grown ups. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk? "
Because there are far superior keyboards out there and iOS12 adds junk no one wants to it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk?
Because there are far superior keyboards out there and iOS12 adds junk no one wants to it."
My Samsung came with way too many pre-loaded apps. Why do they do that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior.
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert.
It's too serious for today's Instagrammers, selfie-takers and music junkies. I wanted a phone for grown ups. "
Get a Nokia 3310 ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior.
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert.
It's too serious for today's Instagrammers, selfie-takers and music junkies. I wanted a phone for grown ups.
Get a Nokia 3310 "
I can't play Pet Rescue on that, silly ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk?
Because there are far superior keyboards out there and iOS12 adds junk no one wants to it.
My Samsung came with way too many pre-loaded apps. Why do they do that?"
I returned my Samsung for that reason and got an iPhone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior.
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert.
It's too serious for today's Instagrammers, selfie-takers and music junkies. I wanted a phone for grown ups.
Get a Nokia 3310
I can't play Pet Rescue on that, silly "
Now that’s very grown up ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk?
Because there are far superior keyboards out there and iOS12 adds junk no one wants to it."
Such as? I think you were saying your new keyboard app is causing chaos? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk?
Because there are far superior keyboards out there and iOS12 adds junk no one wants to it.
My Samsung came with way too many pre-loaded apps. Why do they do that?"
It's very annoying.
The iOS update added social media links to the keyboard - why the fuck does anyone want that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk?
Because there are far superior keyboards out there and iOS12 adds junk no one wants to it.
Such as? I think you were saying your new keyboard app is causing chaos? Lol"
See below.
It's only until I get used to it and set it up correctly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk?
Because there are far superior keyboards out there and iOS12 adds junk no one wants to it.
Such as? I think you were saying your new keyboard app is causing chaos? Lol
See below.
It's only until I get used to it and set it up correctly."
What app is it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior.
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert.
It's too serious for today's Instagrammers, selfie-takers and music junkies. I wanted a phone for grown ups.
Get a Nokia 3310
I can't play Pet Rescue on that, silly
Now that’s very grown up "
My brain needs some down time now and then. Anyway, I can't do invoices on it either ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior.
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert.
It's too serious for today's Instagrammers, selfie-takers and music junkies. I wanted a phone for grown ups.
Get a Nokia 3310
I can't play Pet Rescue on that, silly
Now that’s very grown up
My brain needs some down time now and then. Anyway, I can't do invoices on it either "
Snakes is a grown up game available free on Nokia 3310 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk?
Because there are far superior keyboards out there and iOS12 adds junk no one wants to it.
My Samsung came with way too many pre-loaded apps. Why do they do that?
It's very annoying.
The iOS update added social media links to the keyboard - why the fuck does anyone want that?"
They assume we're all social media junkies, or 13. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior.
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert.
It's too serious for today's Instagrammers, selfie-takers and music junkies. I wanted a phone for grown ups.
Get a Nokia 3310
I can't play Pet Rescue on that, silly
Now that’s very grown up
My brain needs some down time now and then. Anyway, I can't do invoices on it either
Snakes is a grown up game available free on Nokia 3310"
Yes, but I'm crap at it. |
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior.
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert.
It's too serious for today's Instagrammers, selfie-takers and music junkies. I wanted a phone for grown ups.
Get a Nokia 3310
I can't play Pet Rescue on that, silly
I’ve just nibbled that my recent phone update has somehow made my autopredick a total load of wankers
Now that’s very grown up
My brain needs some down time now and then. Anyway, I can't do invoices on it either "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
Android user problems
I have an iPhone.
How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk?
Because there are far superior keyboards out there and iOS12 adds junk no one wants to it.
My Samsung came with way too many pre-loaded apps. Why do they do that?
It's very annoying.
The iOS update added social media links to the keyboard - why the fuck does anyone want that?
They assume we're all social media junkies, or 13."
Or American housewives or The screaming meme in the White House |
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections."
You rebel! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior.
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert.
It's too serious for today's Instagrammers, selfie-takers and music junkies. I wanted a phone for grown ups.
Get a Nokia 3310
I can't play Pet Rescue on that, silly
I’ve just nibbled that my recent phone update has somehow made my autopredick a total load of wankers
Now that’s very grown up
My brain needs some down time now and then. Anyway, I can't do invoices on it either "
And it's putting your text in the middle of quotes text ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections.
You rebel!"
I'm in one of those moods ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections.
You rebel!
I'm in one of those moods "
I can tell.. you never start a thread otherwise ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"I recently put a new keyboard app on my phone and it's causing chaos.
I changed from Microsoft to Samsung last year and my phone still hasn't learnt anything.
For auto correct and auto fill Microsoft is superior.
I really liked my Microsoft phone too - shame more people didn't convert.
It's too serious for today's Instagrammers, selfie-takers and music junkies. I wanted a phone for grown ups.
Get a Nokia 3310
I can't play Pet Rescue on that, silly
I’ve just nibbled that my recent phone update has somehow made my autopredick a total load of wankers
Now that’s very grown up
My brain needs some down time now and then. Anyway, I can't do invoices on it either
And it's putting your text in the middle of quotes text "
Exactly my point my updates wink and I dick I’ll just use my all bran power from nowadays |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections.
You rebel!
I'm in one of those moods
I can tell.. you never start a thread otherwise "
I'm not a serial thread starter like you Narnaman. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections.
You rebel!
I'm in one of those moods
I can tell.. you never start a thread otherwise
I'm not a serial thread starter like you Narnaman."
If I don’t start threads, where would you comment?
But it’s ok you can thank me later ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections.
You rebel!
I'm in one of those moods
I can tell.. you never start a thread otherwise
I'm not a serial thread starter like you Narnaman.
If I don’t start threads, where would you comment?
But it’s ok you can thank me later "
On threads by real men, obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections.
You rebel!
I'm in one of those moods
I can tell.. you never start a thread otherwise
I'm not a serial thread starter like you Narnaman.
If I don’t start threads, where would you comment?
But it’s ok you can thank me later
On threads by real men, obviously. "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections.
You rebel!
I'm in one of those moods
I can tell.. you never start a thread otherwise
I'm not a serial thread starter like you Narnaman.
If I don’t start threads, where would you comment?
But it’s ok you can thank me later
On threads by real men, obviously.
Who eat hairy pussies? "
That's the ones. You're a quick learner ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections.
You rebel!
I'm in one of those moods
I can tell.. you never start a thread otherwise
I'm not a serial thread starter like you Narnaman.
If I don’t start threads, where would you comment?
But it’s ok you can thank me later
On threads by real men, obviously.
Who eat hairy pussies?
That's the ones. You're a quick learner "
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How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk? "
Funny that you use * instead of typing d*unk, but don’t use * when writing c*nt..yes yes I’m going off topic
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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How can you change keyboard app on iPhone?
App store.
But why would you do that unless you are d*unk?
Funny that you use * instead of typing d*unk, but don’t use * when writing c*nt..yes yes I’m going off topic
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The site puts the asterisk in d*unk. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey, autocorrect. Quit tampering with my curse words. You Mother Forklift
I don't know how to teach my phone new words. "
It's supposed to learn as you use it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections."
But will you still continue to be correcting others, or pointing out their mistakes? |
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"Hey, autocorrect. Quit tampering with my curse words. You Mother Forklift
I don't know how to teach my phone new words.
It's supposed to learn as you use it."
I have a new phone now. It's filthy. |
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"I've decided to not correct my phone when it changes my word, or guesses incorrectly at what I intended to write, or for my fat finger typing.
And I'm not apologising for it.
After this post, everything stays as is, sans corrections."
This could be amusing ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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