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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago
Chorlton, Manchester |
"Nothing rhymes with vagina?
I'm working in a rhyme for a greetings card
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User a bit of literally license: -
Liner
kinder
china
excite her
inside her
cider
you get the idea lol as long as it sounds the same 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady from China
Sha had a lovely vagina
She'd open her thighs
And squirt in your eyes
And not offer a tissue to clean up.
Damn lost it at the end 
Nothing to do with a new born but hey. Congrats anyway |
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So how does this sound?
Front if card
Congratulations on the birth of your Twins!"
Inside
I hope your vagina
Which could currently fit a Liner
(Or a miner)
Will soon be finer.
And those kids aren't whiners xx
Yes! I think I'm onto a winner. Anyone got the address for Clinton's creative dept? |
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"Liner as in cruise not panty 
Finer
Diner
Whiner
Miner
Fantastic, thank you.
Plenty to work with there.
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I've got the phrase " your vagina is finer than a posh cruise liner" going round in my head now  |
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"So how does this sound?
Front if card
Congratulations on the birth of your Twins!"
Inside
I hope your vagina
Which could currently fit a Liner
(Or a miner)
Will soon be finer.
And those kids aren't whiners xx
Yes! I think I'm onto a winner. Anyone got the address for Clinton's creative dept?"
It'll give her a laugh which I suspect she's in need of |
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"So how does this sound?
Front if card
Congratulations on the birth of your Twins!"
Inside
I hope your vagina
Which could currently fit a Liner
(Or a miner)
Will soon be finer.
And those kids aren't whiners xx
Yes! I think I'm onto a winner. Anyone got the address for Clinton's creative dept?"
"You'll need to relax in your recliner because of your sore vagina" |
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"Liner as in cruise not panty
Finer
Diner
Whiner
Miner
Fantastic, thank you.
Plenty to work with there.
I've got the phrase " your vagina is finer than a posh cruise liner" going round in my head now "
"And I'd love to eat at the captain's table"
That's more of a Valentine's vibe tbh. |
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"Liner as in cruise not panty
Finer
Diner
Whiner
Miner
Fantastic, thank you.
Plenty to work with there.
I've got the phrase " your vagina is finer than a posh cruise liner" going round in my head now
"And I'd love to eat at the captain's table"
That's more of a Valentine's vibe tbh."
It is. I think you're on to a new career here. Dragons Den? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Congrats, you gave birth,
Well, you liked a cock with girth
You knew what to do
But it wasnt up to you
So instead of one, you had two....
Come on, my work here is done !!
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"So how does this sound?
Front if card
Congratulations on the birth of your Twins!"
Inside
I hope your vagina
Which could currently fit a Liner
(Or a miner)
Will soon be finer.
And those kids aren't whiners xx
Yes! I think I'm onto a winner. Anyone got the address for Clinton's creative dept?
"You'll need to relax in your recliner because of your sore vagina""
I'm seeing this more as the strapline for the DFS garden furniture range. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Liner as in cruise not panty
Finer
Diner
Whiner
Miner
Fantastic, thank you.
Plenty to work with there.
I've got the phrase " your vagina is finer than a posh cruise liner" going round in my head now "
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"So how does this sound?
Front if card
Congratulations on the birth of your Twins!"
Inside
I hope your vagina
Which could currently fit a Liner
(Or a miner)
Will soon be finer.
And those kids aren't whiners xx
Yes! I think I'm onto a winner. Anyone got the address for Clinton's creative dept?
"You'll need to relax in your recliner because of your sore vagina"
I'm seeing this more as the strapline for the DFS garden furniture range."
Sore Vagina?
Rest your fanny with this recliner!
*ONLY £295*
0% finance
SALE NOW ON!
WIDE range available |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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muscle ache, headache, toothache, arthritis, and backache its all Algina
not quite as much fun as a wet vagina ,
Regina (Latin for "queen") not as good as a sweaty vagina
China If they all jumped up and down the world would end , still not as much fun as the tight hairy friend ?
Indochina is now usually referred to as the Indochinese Peninsula or Mainland Southeast Asia. can not beat it in your face a
minah:
noun: tropical Asian starlings rather have the birds bits
Bone china would rather bone it than drink tea from it
Definitions of hill myna:
noun: glossy black Asiatic starling often taught to mimic speech would rather lick it
Definitions of Red china:
noun: a communist nation that covers a vast territory in eastern Asia; the most populous country in the world
Dirty fuckers varments
Clemencie resina
Ave copiosa gracie piscina Talk dirty bitch !
Amphirhina Amphirhina are animals, a phylogenetic classification within the subphylum vertebrata. but do they do a turn ?
Carolina:
noun: the area of the states of North Carolina and South Carolina with some hot vagina
Willamina is located to the west.
—Shipley, Oregon and they suck
people's republic of china Diryt uckers lol Erm no nothing quite rhymes ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a young lady called minx
Who's as sexy as you'd thinks
She gave birth from her vagina
As there was none finer
And now shes out for drinks
Come on iam really trying here !! |
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"muscle ache, headache, toothache, arthritis, and backache its all Algina
not quite as much fun as a wet vagina ,
Regina (Latin for "queen") not as good as a sweaty vagina
China If they all jumped up and down the world would end , still not as much fun as the tight hairy friend ?
Indochina is now usually referred to as the Indochinese Peninsula or Mainland Southeast Asia. can not beat it in your face a
minah:
noun: tropical Asian starlings rather have the birds bits
Bone china would rather bone it than drink tea from it
Definitions of hill myna:
noun: glossy black Asiatic starling often taught to mimic speech would rather lick it
Definitions of Red china:
noun: a communist nation that covers a vast territory in eastern Asia; the most populous country in the world
Dirty fuckers varments
Clemencie resina
Ave copiosa gracie piscina Talk dirty bitch !
Amphirhina Amphirhina are animals, a phylogenetic classification within the subphylum vertebrata. but do they do a turn ?
Carolina:
noun: the area of the states of North Carolina and South Carolina with some hot vagina
Willamina is located to the west.
—Shipley, Oregon and they suck
people's republic of china Diryt uckers lol Erm no nothing quite rhymes ?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a lady called Minx her problem was it always stinks ,
Like fish on a summers day
she could not help being that way ,
she scrubbed it with Mr Muscle and soap ,
but nobody wanted to grope ,
it smelled so bad
it made her sad
problem was she liked being so bad
she really had no hope
I put a peg on my nose
It made me glad
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"Nothing rhymes with vagina?
I'm working in a rhyme for a greetings card
If only she was celebrating buying a punt..... "
There's definitely a gap in the market for Punt Purchasing Celebration cards.
We'd sell tonnes in Cambridge I bet. |
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By *mp411Man
over a year ago
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"There was a lady called Minx her problem was it always stinks ,
Like fish on a summers day
she could not help being that way ,
she scrubbed it with Mr Muscle and soap ,
but nobody wanted to grope ,
it smelled so bad
it made her sad
problem was she liked being so bad
she really had no hope
I put a peg on my nose
It made me glad
"
I can definitely say it doesn’t smell but does taste delicious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rose are red
Violets are blue
Your vagina is ripped to shreds
No-one will want you
Something you'll never see on an inspirational quotes poster in a maternity hospital, I'm guessing."
Just good on cards then.  |
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