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By *hechapMan
over a year ago
Derry |
"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone "
Did you not think on trying plenty of f15h? Sorry i mean plenty of pish.
Infact dont bother trying it because if you went sea fishing out in the atlantic you would have a higher chance of meeting someone out there.
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over a year ago
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??  "
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes. |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes."
I felt sure that someone would've taken the bait |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
I felt sure that someone would've taken the bait"
I did . You got me hook line and sinker |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
I felt sure that someone would've taken the bait
I did . You got me hook line and sinker "
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes."
I won't make fish jokes just for the halibut |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
I felt sure that someone would've taken the bait I did . You got me hook line and sinker "
There probably carp anyway |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
I won't make fish jokes just for the halibut"
That's awful for cods sake !! |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
I won't make fish jokes just for the halibut That's awful for cods sake !!"
Yeah, on ya pike |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Barbed hooks and soft sensitive areas  
Strickly barbless
Soft sensual kisses and maggots
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what about digging for bait early morning in a meadow with just wellies on
dont forget the prep work to a good fishing trip
or as the joke goes
-Lets go fishinng!
-Id love to but dont know how 
-Whats there to know just pour & drink |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
I won't make fish jokes just for the halibut That's awful for cods sake !!
Yeah, on ya pike"
All these jokes are giving me a haddock! |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
I won't make fish jokes just for the halibut That's awful for cods sake !!
Yeah, on ya pike"
Ok then , I will app-roach with caution |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes."
For cod's skate!! This isn't the plaice for carping on about such stuff |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
I won't make fish jokes just for the halibut That's awful for cods sake !!
Yeah, on ya pike
All these jokes are giving me a haddock!"
If you want a head massage I'll come to your Plaice |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
I won't make fish jokes just for the halibut That's awful for cods sake !!
Yeah, on ya pike
All these jokes are giving me a haddock! If you want a head massage I'll come to your Plaice "
And reach deep into your sole |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
For cod's skate!! This isn't the plaice for carping on about such stuff "
Think of it as 'fish joke bingo'. They have all been done so far.
Never mind a hole, your digging a Tench |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
For cod's skate!! This isn't the plaice for carping on about such stuff
Think of it as 'fish joke bingo'. They have all been done so far.
Never mind a hole, your digging a Tench "
It's alright for me to say that, sat high up on my Perch |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes."
I know right... What a total load of carp |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
For cod's skate!! This isn't the plaice for carping on about such stuff
Think of it as 'fish joke bingo'. They have all been done so far.
Never mind a hole, your digging a Tench
It's alright for me to say that, sat high up on my Perch"
It seems like your Floundering a little now |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
For cod's skate!! This isn't the plaice for carping on about such stuff
Think of it as 'fish joke bingo'. They have all been done so far.
Never mind a hole, your digging a Tench
It's alright for me to say that, sat high up on my Perch
It seems like your Floundering a little now"
that'll teach me for being a little goby
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone Are you angling for a meet then ??
I can't believe this didn't open the flood gates for crappy fish jokes.
For cod's skate!! This isn't the plaice for carping on about such stuff
Think of it as 'fish joke bingo'. They have all been done so far.
Never mind a hole, your digging a Tench
It's alright for me to say that, sat high up on my Perch
It seems like your Floundering a little now
that'll teach me for being a little goby
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^ Eel regret it |
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I was at the 'Fishmonger of the year' awards last week. It was a fantastic evening, the food was amazing. Once we'd eaten we cleared a space while the DJ set up his equipment.
The room erupted when he dropped the bass. |
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"I was at the 'Fishmonger of the year' awards last week. It was a fantastic evening, the food was amazing. Once we'd eaten we cleared a space while the DJ set up his equipment.
The room erupted when he dropped the bass."
Did he have trouble with his Tuna?? |
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"I was at the 'Fishmonger of the year' awards last week. It was a fantastic evening, the food was amazing. Once we'd eaten we cleared a space while the DJ set up his equipment.
The room erupted when he dropped the bass. Did he have trouble with his Tuna??"
He did yes but it only took a little whale to fix it |
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"Well when I say the food was good I know of two people who did end up with Salmonella You sure it wasn't E-Coley "
I remember my friend Mary coming down with it and she had to have a lie down. She's was out of action for most of the night.
By the time Mary rose I was like 'tartare I'm going home now'. |
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"Well when I say the food was good I know of two people who did end up with Salmonella You sure it wasn't E-Coley
I remember my friend Mary coming down with it and she had to have a lie down. She's was out of action for most of the night.
By the time Mary rose I was like 'tartare I'm going home now'."
That wasn't Mary . i thought it was skate |
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"Well when I say the food was good I know of two people who did end up with Salmonella You sure it wasn't E-Coley
I remember my friend Mary coming down with it and she had to have a lie down. She's was out of action for most of the night.
By the time Mary rose I was like 'tartare I'm going home now'. That wasn't Mary . i thought it was skate "
Is she the one related to Ray? |
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"Well when I say the food was good I know of two people who did end up with Salmonella You sure it wasn't E-Coley
I remember my friend Mary coming down with it and she had to have a lie down. She's was out of action for most of the night.
By the time Mary rose I was like 'tartare I'm going home now'. That wasn't Mary . i thought it was skate
Is she the one related to Ray?"
No not her . She's Fin-leys sister. |
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"Well when I say the food was good I know of two people who did end up with Salmonella You sure it wasn't E-Coley
I remember my friend Mary coming down with it and she had to have a lie down. She's was out of action for most of the night.
By the time Mary rose I was like 'tartare I'm going home now'. That wasn't Mary . i thought it was skate
Is she the one related to Ray? No not her . She's Fin-leys sister. "
Sorry I was thinking of Gill |
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"Well when I say the food was good I know of two people who did end up with Salmonella You sure it wasn't E-Coley
I remember my friend Mary coming down with it and she had to have a lie down. She's was out of action for most of the night.
By the time Mary rose I was like 'tartare I'm going home now'. That wasn't Mary . i thought it was skate
Is she the one related to Ray? No not her . She's Fin-leys sister.
Sorry I was thinking of Gill"
Oh for fucks Hake!! |
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"Well when I say the food was good I know of two people who did end up with Salmonella You sure it wasn't E-Coley
I remember my friend Mary coming down with it and she had to have a lie down. She's was out of action for most of the night.
By the time Mary rose I was like 'tartare I'm going home now'. That wasn't Mary . i thought it was skate
Is she the one related to Ray? No not her . She's Fin-leys sister.
Sorry I was thinking of Gill Oh for fucks Hake!!"
That last one was off the scale |
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"Anyone had the pleasure, it a massive fantasy of mine, camping out and meeting someone
Fishing and sex?
Hmmm! I suppose it would be OK as long as they both don't smell the same. "
Oh come on now don't be Koi. |
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"Well when I say the food was good I know of two people who did end up with Salmonella You sure it wasn't E-Coley
I remember my friend Mary coming down with it and she had to have a lie down. She's was out of action for most of the night.
By the time Mary rose I was like 'tartare I'm going home now'. That wasn't Mary . i thought it was skate
Is she the one related to Ray? No not her . She's Fin-leys sister.
Sorry I was thinking of Gill Oh for fucks Hake!!
That last one was off the scale"
Yes it was . You're a dab hand at this . |
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"Well when I say the food was good I know of two people who did end up with Salmonella You sure it wasn't E-Coley
I remember my friend Mary coming down with it and she had to have a lie down. She's was out of action for most of the night.
By the time Mary rose I was like 'tartare I'm going home now'. That wasn't Mary . i thought it was skate
Is she the one related to Ray? No not her . She's Fin-leys sister.
Sorry I was thinking of Gill Oh for fucks Hake!!
That last one was off the scale Yes it was . You're a dab hand at this ."
I was in a good school that's why |
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"Well when I say the food was good I know of two people who did end up with Salmonella You sure it wasn't E-Coley
I remember my friend Mary coming down with it and she had to have a lie down. She's was out of action for most of the night.
By the time Mary rose I was like 'tartare I'm going home now'. That wasn't Mary . i thought it was skate
Is she the one related to Ray? No not her . She's Fin-leys sister.
Sorry I was thinking of Gill Oh for fucks Hake!!
That last one was off the scale Yes it was . You're a dab hand at this .
I was in a good school that's why"
Yes a good education does give you more oppur-tuna-ty. |
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"Barbed hooks and soft sensitive areas
Strickly barbless
Soft sensual kisses and maggots
what about digging for bait early morning in a meadow with just wellies on
dont forget the prep work to a good fishing trip
or as the joke goes
-Lets go fishinng!
-Id love to but dont know how
-Whats there to know just pour & drink"
I use to enjoy fishing once, when you say you don,t know how what do you mean..? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Barbed hooks and soft sensitive areas
Strickly barbless
Soft sensual kisses and maggots
what about digging for bait early morning in a meadow with just wellies on
dont forget the prep work to a good fishing trip
or as the joke goes
-Lets go fishinng!
-Id love to but dont know how
-Whats there to know just pour & drink I use to enjoy fishing once, when you say you don,t know how what do you mean..? "
the last bit is and old joke about fishing, to break it down people sometimes dont even fish and use fishing as an excuse to escape the Missus, thus Fishing and getting shitfaced it that context is the same thing |
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"Barbed hooks and soft sensitive areas
Strickly barbless
Soft sensual kisses and maggots
what about digging for bait early morning in a meadow with just wellies on
dont forget the prep work to a good fishing trip
or as the joke goes
-Lets go fishinng!
-Id love to but dont know how
-Whats there to know just pour & drink I use to enjoy fishing once, when you say you don,t know how what do you mean..?
the last bit is and old joke about fishing, to break it down people sometimes dont even fish and use fishing as an excuse to escape the Missus, thus Fishing and getting shitfaced it that context is the same thing"
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I've had sex whilst fishing.
The other month, I was laying in my bedchair, no-one knew I was out fishing. I got a message on here, how's fishing? Freaked me out a little. Lol. It was the lady in the next swim, she had found me on 'who's nearby'
Nothing happened between us, just a good chat and some help landing fish  |
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