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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear Madam,
You are hereby given notice of a jurisdiction violation which has been requested on behalf of a Mr S OulfulKinky. The aforementioned infringement is set to occur on a date of your choosing and will occur in accord with provision 69dd of the "Dirty Mind" directive of 2018. Failure to comply will result in a period of incarceration on a bed and using pink fluffy handcuffs.
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Dear Sir,
Thank you for your communication re the alleged juristiction violation. I notice you fail to provide any evidence of said violation - if such can be provided, I will discuss and advise with my client in accordance.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear Genie
Exhibits B and G await your inspection at the legal offices of Fuckme & Fuckmegood, My Place, Bournemouth. Please be advised that you will need to bring your own lube |
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Dear Sir,
It seems this evidence definitely requires close and thorough inspection. Please consider this communication an official request for additional time to really get to the bottom of this.
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