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over a year ago
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"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough 
i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet 
Bitch"
oh dont u bitch me
it was you that was showing um off the other satday
'oooh look at me new pants bussy
dya like um ?
they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband
and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles'  |
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"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough
i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet
Bitch
oh dont u bitch me
it was you that was showing um off the other satday
'oooh look at me new pants bussy
dya like um ?
they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband
and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles' "
War is declared |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough
i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet
Bitch
oh dont u bitch me
it was you that was showing um off the other satday
'oooh look at me new pants bussy
dya like um ?
they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband
and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles'
War is declared "
PMSL - well as Chamberlain said to Hitler 'you started it !' |
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"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough
i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet
Bitch
oh dont u bitch me
it was you that was showing um off the other satday
'oooh look at me new pants bussy
dya like um ?
they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband
and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles'
War is declared
PMSL - well as Chamberlain said to Hitler 'you started it !' "
And I'll finish it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough
i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet
Bitch
oh dont u bitch me
it was you that was showing um off the other satday
'oooh look at me new pants bussy
dya like um ?
they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband
and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles'
War is declared
PMSL - well as Chamberlain said to Hitler 'you started it !' "
does she really wear elasticated waistbands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"not the kind of ho ho ho's i was looking for on fab, but fair enough
i'm up for that as long as i can use your red pants with the elasticated waist pet
Bitch
oh dont u bitch me
it was you that was showing um off the other satday
'oooh look at me new pants bussy
dya like um ?
they're ever so comfy with the elasticated waistband
and they go so well with my air soled shoes and lumpy ankles'
War is declared
PMSL - well as Chamberlain said to Hitler 'you started it !'
And I'll finish it "
oh get back in ur bunker
and tell eva to cancel the milk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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right - i have an unexpected guest so i shall be away presently !
i will be back to check the progress of this thread in good time though
so miss laccy knickers - behave ! |
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"right - i have an unexpected guest so i shall be away presently !
i will be back to check the progress of this thread in good time though
so miss laccy knickers - behave !"
Least I wear knickers lol |
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By *obletonMan
over a year ago
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"I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.
He's got the glasses and the beard and........
Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee "
do I detect a crush?  |
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"I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.
He's got the glasses and the beard and........
Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee
do I detect a crush? "
lol i thought that too |
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"I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.
He's got the glasses and the beard and........
Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee
do I detect a crush? "
If I sat on his knee he would def be crushed |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.
He's got the glasses and the beard and........
Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee
do I detect a crush? "
it's not a crush - it's just a mutual admiration society
we're both too old for crushes
but i'm not the 1 in the elasticated pants (yet) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like to nominate BusWanker for the Fab Santa.
He's got the glasses and the beard and........
Oh he would really look good in red and I would sit on his knee
do I detect a crush?
If I sat on his knee he would def be crushed "
not as much as you would be if i sat on yours ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bussy baby, slip some lacky under the tree for me,
Been an awful bad girl
Bussy baby, Me pants are starting to fall past me knee
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new elastic required |
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"Bussy baby, slip some lacky under the tree for me,
Been an awful bad girl
Bussy baby, Me pants are starting to fall past me knee
new elastic required "
yep, they don;t make knicker elastic like they used to |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know I'm late Santa, but can I baggsy the sac! I like a good rummage an' I'm ever so good at guessing whats inside! "
Are you going to let him empty his sac over you...? |
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" can I baggsy the sac! I like a good rummage an' I'm ever so good at guessing whats inside! "
Well ya will be - cos you've you bought most of it for yourself |
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"I know I'm late Santa, but can I baggsy the sac! I like a good rummage an' I'm ever so good at guessing whats inside!
Are you going to let him empty his sac over you...? "
She's having nowt Euro, after marking me down in the pretty stakes last week
Even Rudolph & Blitzen were awarded higher scores than me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" does she really wear elasticated waistbands "
it wouldn't be fair of me to say really just
but let's just say you can here that 'pdoinnng' sound quite a bit when pets around  |
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" does she really wear elasticated waistbands
it wouldn't be fair of me to say really just
but let's just say you can here that 'pdoinnng' sound quite a bit when pets around "
Yep it's guys elastic in their undercrackers going, cos they can take the strain after seeing me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" does she really wear elasticated waistbands
it wouldn't be fair of me to say really just
but let's just say you can here that 'pdoinnng' sound quite a bit when pets around
Yep it's guys elastic in their undercrackers going, cos they can take the strain after seeing me"
it's the ankles that do it |
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" does she really wear elasticated waistbands
it wouldn't be fair of me to say really just
but let's just say you can here that 'pdoinnng' sound quite a bit when pets around
Yep it's guys elastic in their undercrackers going, cos they can take the strain after seeing me
it's the ankles that do it "
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