1. Save money, the next time your clothes horse breaks don't replace it.
Simply lift your pictures off their hooks and hang the items there instead.
2. Save time. Leave big pictures where they are and hang items on each end. |
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Nudists.Stay warm this winter by wrapping yourself in cling film.
A cat covered in vasaline with it's ears pinned back makes an ideal domesticated pet otter.
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MEN: When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to the volume you desire - then turn it down three notches. This saves your wife having to do it. |
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1. Save money, the next time your clothes horse breaks don't replace it.
Simply lift your pictures off their hooks and hang the items there instead.
2. Save time. Leave big pictures where they are and hang items on each end. "
Na, just turn the heating down and invite me round....  |
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"Top money saving tip guys
Stay single xx 
Enjoy wanking do you?  
Oh yeah, China's a wonderful place.
Long flights though, no leg room."
Oh very droll lol
Took me a while thou xx |
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"Top money saving tip guys
Stay single xx
Enjoy wanking do you?
Oh yeah, China's a wonderful place.
Long flights though, no leg room.
Oh very droll lol
Took me a while thou xx"
It really did tho din't it! |
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"An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an excellent inexpensive vibrator."
Stop thief! lol.I posted that a couple of weeks ago in a recent top tips thread.
But I guess I can't say nowt as I copied it myself from the viz 
It is a cracker though. Angry wasp vibrator PML! |
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Empty wine bags from the box make great pillows for use anywhere! Also a great reflector for getting the sun under ur chin on the beach!
Or refill it with the tipple of ur choice, freeze it and use as a cool pack for ur food that u can also drink! Mmmmmmm |
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