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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me "
Faf then? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me
Faf then?"
Any holes a goal |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me
Faf then?
Any holes a goal"
Man after my own holes awwww |
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me "
You know that some people will actually think this is serious and start ranting don't you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me
You know that some people will actually think this is serious and start ranting don't you? "
Wouldn't be fab if not tho |
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"Condoms are such a chore I've never used them,who the heck wants to wear a one it's like keeping all your clothes on to have sex."
hehehe....I actually keep some of my clothes on .... (can't do the "naked thing") |
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me "
Pmsl - use a crisp packet, food for energy first |
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"Condoms are such a chore I've never used them,who the heck wants to wear a one it's like keeping all your clothes on to have sex."
I can imagine them being a struggle to fit on for you! You could always try masking tape to hold it the the edges of your Foof!
AJ |
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
Pmsl - use a crisp packet, food for energy first "
Isn't there a protest thing going on at the mo about crisp packets ...and the degradable issue? |
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Took a punk girl back to my flat the other night. Told her to make herself comfy while I put some music on for her. 10 minutes later, I came back. There she was, completely stripped off and laying on the sofa waiting for me.
"Ere - is that Johnny Rotten"? she said.
"I hope not luv - I've only used it six times so far" I replied. |
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"Took a punk girl back to my flat the other night. Told her to make herself comfy while I put some music on for her. 10 minutes later, I came back. There she was, completely stripped off and laying on the sofa waiting for me.
"Ere - is that Johnny Rotten"? she said.
"I hope not luv - I've only used it six times so far" I replied."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Today's top tip...
Practice safe sex.
Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs
You're welcome. "
What if that final 0.01% germs is man flu?
Suddenly, this isn't worth the risk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today's top tip...
Practice safe sex.
Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs
You're welcome.
What if that final 0.01% germs is man flu?
Suddenly, this isn't worth the risk "
But you would have had some sex. Gotta be worth it surely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Took a punk girl back to my flat the other night. Told her to make herself comfy while I put some music on for her. 10 minutes later, I came back. There she was, completely stripped off and laying on the sofa waiting for me.
"Ere - is that Johnny Rotten"? she said.
"I hope not luv - I've only used it six times so far" I replied." |
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"Condoms are such a chore I've never used them,who the heck wants to wear a one it's like keeping all your clothes on to have sex.
I can imagine them being a struggle to fit on for you! You could always try masking tape to hold it the the edges of your Foof!
AJ "
No no I have a penis and a foof. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Today's top tip...
Practice safe sex.
Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs
You're welcome.
What if that final 0.01% germs is man flu?
Suddenly, this isn't worth the risk
But you would have had some sex. Gotta be worth it surely. "
Typical woman doesn't know how deadly man flu is |
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"Today's top tip...
Practice safe sex.
Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs
You're welcome.
What if that final 0.01% germs is man flu?
Suddenly, this isn't worth the risk "
Scouring pad and elbow greese does the last 0.01% |
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me "
We've a pair of XXL Marigolds, cut off whatever finger suits your size and come see us - condom problem solved |
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me
We've a pair of XXL Marigolds, cut off whatever finger suits your size and come see us - condom problem solved "
Or be really kinky and use the whole glove |
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me
We've a pair of XXL Marigolds, cut off whatever finger suits your size and come see us - condom problem solved
Or be really kinky and use the whole glove "
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me
We've a pair of XXL Marigolds, cut off whatever finger suits your size and come see us - condom problem solved
Or be really kinky and use the whole glove
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No glove no love |
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me
We've a pair of XXL Marigolds, cut off whatever finger suits your size and come see us - condom problem solved
Or be really kinky and use the whole glove
No glove no love "
No finger, disease linger? |
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me "
Would a box of Jaffa cakes be provided or not? It’s a deal breaker! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me " 5p Carrier bag might be a cheaper option for you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me
Would a box of Jaffa cakes be provided or not? It’s a deal breaker! "
No sorry, they're for special occasions |
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me
Would a box of Jaffa cakes be provided or not? It’s a deal breaker!
No sorry, they're for special occasions "
Ooooh you are soooo cheeky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for someone to fuck bareback.
Can't afford condoms and they don't feel that great anyway.
90% sure I'm clean as the last woman to give me a blowjob didn't complain of any smells.
Inbox me "
Omfg. Pmsl. . Snm. Smh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today's top tip...
Practice safe sex.
Wash your cock and or foof with bleach it's guaranteed to kill 99.99% of all known germs
You're welcome.
What if that final 0.01% germs is man flu?
Suddenly, this isn't worth the risk
But you would have had some sex. Gotta be worth it surely.
Typical woman doesn't know how deadly man flu is"
Just think how manly you will look having survived it |
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