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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Looking for a female to join me in a FMF
Couple of conditions.
1. Must be female
2. Must not be male
3. You will be expected to provide 2nd female for this to work. She must also correspond with the first 2 rules
Really fit and totally real women go to the top of list.
No fakes or lesbians
Fake lesbians will be considered |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
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"Looking for a female to join me in a FMF
Couple of conditions.
1. Must be female
2. Must not be male
3. You will be expected to provide 2nd female for this to work. She must also correspond with the first 2 rules
Really fit and totally real women go to the top of list.
No fakes or lesbians
Fake lesbians will be considered"
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"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped   "
"If anyone's game"...yeah, I'm sure you're gonna struggle for volunteers for that one!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped
"If anyone's game"...yeah, I'm sure you're gonna struggle for volunteers for that one!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame
Does that mean you don't want to?
How about FFFM"
Could i disappoint 3 women in one night?
One way to find out!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for a female to join me in a FMF
Couple of conditions.
1. Must be female
2. Must not be male
3. You will be expected to provide 2nd female for this to work. She must also correspond with the first 2 rules
Really fit and totally real women go to the top of list.
No fakes or lesbians
Fake lesbians will be considered"
What's happened to the really real, really hot woman you had last week? Has she met with an unfortunate accident so soon in your love affair? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'm going vegetarian and I'm a fake lesbian
I bet he will still do me "
Lets take him on! I bet he won't cope! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame
Does that mean you don't want to?
How about FFFM it’s not all it’s cracked up to be  "
Nah probably not. Only done FFF. The M would probably mess it up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looking for a female to join me in a FMF
Couple of conditions.
1. Must be female
2. Must not be male
3. You will be expected to provide 2nd female for this to work. She must also correspond with the first 2 rules
Really fit and totally real women go to the top of list.
No fakes or lesbians
Fake lesbians will be considered
What's happened to the really real, really hot woman you had last week? Has she met with an unfortunate accident so soon in your love affair? "
Didn't you hear about the Fake Dave incident? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog  "
What a weird kink you have  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have "
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have "
Is it a "hush" puppy? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for a female to join me in a FMF
Couple of conditions.
1. Must be female
2. Must not be male
3. You will be expected to provide 2nd female for this to work. She must also correspond with the first 2 rules
Really fit and totally real women go to the top of list.
No fakes or lesbians
Fake lesbians will be considered
What's happened to the really real, really hot woman you had last week? Has she met with an unfortunate accident so soon in your love affair?
Didn't you hear about the Fake Dave incident? "
No I am afraid the post was so long I lost interest about half way through - wasn't kinky enough to keep my interest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?"
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Is it a "hush" puppy?"
I dunno but I probably need to turn it into a blood hound! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac."
Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.
Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?"
I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.
Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?"
Well if it was killed then you wouldn't have one - simples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame
Lol. Who opened your cage and let you out?"
The camp was attacked by a animal rights group who released me back to the wild |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame
Lol. Who opened your cage and let you out?
The camp was attacked by a animal rights group who released me back to the wild"
God help us! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame
Does that mean you don't want to?
Yeh, she's with me on a ff
Hell yeah. We could have a FFFFF then
Oh yes, a ladies only event...  "
In a hot tub |
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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago
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"I could actually do that. If I wanted to. Shame
Does that mean you don't want to?
Yeh, she's with me on a ff
Hell yeah. We could have a FFFFF then
Oh yes, a ladies only event...
In a hot tub "
Oh yes, we need to find someone with one. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.
Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?
I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me "
Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.
Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?
I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me
Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog "
Deal. I'll work on the second girl! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.
Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?
I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me
Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog
Deal. I'll work on the second girl! "
We should invite Poochiepoo since we're due to get married
Princess Peach would be a good backup as she's a real dirty birdy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.
Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?
I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me
Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog
Deal. I'll work on the second girl!
We should invite Poochiepoo since we're due to get married
Princess Peach would be a good backup as she's a real dirty birdy "
Invite them both. You should worry if the bed only fits 3 though, I can see who will be left out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.
Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?
I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me
Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog
Deal. I'll work on the second girl!
We should invite Poochiepoo since we're due to get married
Princess Peach would be a good backup as she's a real dirty birdy
Invite them both. You should worry if the bed only fits 3 though, I can see who will be left out "
I'm sure I'll find somewhere to slot in  |
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.
Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?
I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me
Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog
Deal. I'll work on the second girl!
We should invite Poochiepoo since we're due to get married
Princess Peach would be a good backup as she's a real dirty birdy
Invite them both. You should worry if the bed only fits 3 though, I can see who will be left out
I'm sure I'll find somewhere to slot in "
You can whip up a shepherds pie |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm vegan can I apply?
(I'm not but you seem to have dropped that stipulation?)
I'd let you join in if you slaughtered my pet dog
What a weird kink you have
Yea, I can see how that could be read in a couple of different ways
Anyway, fancy a fuck?
I don't know, I might need some time to get over the dog murder. Guilt is not an aphrodisiac.
Would it make you feel better if I didn't actually have a dog?
I don't know, I'm quite sensitive, even killing an imaginary dog might upset me
Well were cool then, I don't have an imaginary dog
Deal. I'll work on the second girl!
We should invite Poochiepoo since we're due to get married
Princess Peach would be a good backup as she's a real dirty birdy
Invite them both. You should worry if the bed only fits 3 though, I can see who will be left out
I'm sure I'll find somewhere to slot in
You can whip up a shepherds pie "
Whip it in your pie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped "
We come as a pair sorry boys |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nobody snaffled the fake lesbian card?
I'll throw my heels in. I'm female from the thighs down if that helps?"
Well I would have, but for obvious reasons I can't message you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nobody snaffled the fake lesbian card?
I'll throw my heels in. I'm female from the thighs down if that helps?
Well I would have, but for obvious reasons I can't message you "
Ah. Duly notes and undone |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Nobody snaffled the fake lesbian card?
I'll throw my heels in. I'm female from the thighs down if that helps?
Well I would have, but for obvious reasons I can't message you
Ah. Duly notes and undone "
Nah, keep it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped
It’s a date, I’ll bring the pizza. "
Better than a 3 way video chat.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped
It’s a date, I’ll bring the pizza.
Better than a 3 way video chat.. "
Where I’m banging my head against my front door? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped
It’s a date, I’ll bring the pizza.
Better than a 3 way video chat..
Where I’m banging my head against my front door? "
Still duno how you didn't give yourself a bruise from that..
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped
It’s a date, I’ll bring the pizza.
Better than a 3 way video chat..
Where I’m banging my head against my front door?
Still duno how you didn't give yourself a bruise from that..
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I bruised someone else instead |
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"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped
We come as a pair sorry boys "
Somehow I think there will be an abject lack of disappointment with that news... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Me and look-innocent are game for a FMF if anyone wants that. She’s a lot hotter and nicer than me so I won’t cry (too much) if I’m just dropped
We come as a pair sorry boys "
I’d be more than happy to accommodate the pair of yous |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ermmm I’m a bit pissed off OP. Why can’t I apply for the role. I promise I won’t speak and I will tuck you’ll never know promise "
Fake Dave said that as well |
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