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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Every morning I have taken to rattling all the shrubs in my garden with a clothes prop - my neighbours must think I'm mad!"
Erm why? cos at this precise moment I think you are mad too  |
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"Every morning I have taken to rattling all the shrubs in my garden with a clothes prop - my neighbours must think I'm mad!
Erm why? cos at this precise moment I think you are mad too "
I am mad but that's beside the point! I spotted a cat hiding in one a few days ago so keep having to scare it off - think it's getting the mesage now tho! |
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"And i thought it was a new form of wasp beating that you were practising!!!
lol
lol - i actually released a wasp earlier so i think i'm quits on the murdering business!"
WHY? That's another wasp free to terrorize innocent civilians!
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"And i thought it was a new form of wasp beating that you were practising!!!
lol
lol - i actually released a wasp earlier so i think i'm quits on the murdering business!
WHY? That's another wasp free to terrorize innocent civilians!"
Think she means she let it free from under the swatter after it stopped moving!!!
And by being quits means evens, and number 2 is even is it not...lolololol |
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"And i thought it was a new form of wasp beating that you were practising!!!
lol
lol - i actually released a wasp earlier so i think i'm quits on the murdering business!
WHY? That's another wasp free to terrorize innocent civilians!
Think she means she let it free from under the swatter after it stopped moving!!!
And by being quits means evens, and number 2 is even is it not...lolololol"
Sorry, released it still living - (did pull wings off tho - does that count?) I will be saying an extra prayer tonight
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"And i thought it was a new form of wasp beating that you were practising!!!
lol
lol - i actually released a wasp earlier so i think i'm quits on the murdering business!
WHY? That's another wasp free to terrorize innocent civilians!
Think she means she let it free from under the swatter after it stopped moving!!!
And by being quits means evens, and number 2 is even is it not...lolololol
Sorry, released it still living - (did pull wings off tho - does that count?) I will be saying an extra prayer tonight
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pmsl, i knew it didnt escape unscathed!!!!
Enjoy your curry, hope it gives yu a right buzz....lol |
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"And i thought it was a new form of wasp beating that you were practising!!!
lol
lol - i actually released a wasp earlier so i think i'm quits on the murdering business!
WHY? That's another wasp free to terrorize innocent civilians!
Think she means she let it free from under the swatter after it stopped moving!!!
And by being quits means evens, and number 2 is even is it not...lolololol
Sorry, released it still living - (did pull wings off tho - does that count?) I will be saying an extra prayer tonight
pmsl, i knew it didnt escape unscathed!!!!
Enjoy your curry, hope it gives yu a right buzz....lol"
Had a lovely curry thanks - nice and spicy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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oh ffs go on and rub it in. am hankering after a curry and cant ave one till after my op. trouble is i aint had the date yet.
wot do yer reckon. just have one and have the phone ready to dial 999
i want a nice spicey rezalla with nnan bread, sag aloo, oh yeah i want prawn puri to start. all that washed down with a nice bottle of merlot. fuck me no wonder i landed in hospital last time |
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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago
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"oh ffs go on and rub it in. am hankering after a curry and cant ave one till after my op. trouble is i aint had the date yet.
wot do yer reckon. just have one and have the phone ready to dial 999
i want a nice spicey rezalla with nnan bread, sag aloo, oh yeah i want prawn puri to start. all that washed down with a nice bottle of merlot. fuck me no wonder i landed in hospital last time"
am suprised you got bunged up tho love, shoullda been shitting thru the eye of a needle!!!! |
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"oh ffs go on and rub it in. am hankering after a curry and cant ave one till after my op. trouble is i aint had the date yet.
wot do yer reckon. just have one and have the phone ready to dial 999
i want a nice spicey rezalla with nnan bread, sag aloo, oh yeah i want prawn puri to start. all that washed down with a nice bottle of merlot. fuck me no wonder i landed in hospital last time"
I'm sorry - no don't do anything rash - wait till you're ok then really relish it! All the best. |
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