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Barbers today..

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

So my usual barber was closed today so I ended up in a nearby establishment for my ultra conventional haircut, requiring no artistic talent whatsoever. Almost done, when the chap asked me if I wanted lines at the back of my head. Why the fuck would I want lines in my hair? Clearly disappointed, he asked me if I wanted my eyebrows shaped? At this point I'm thinking I've wandered into a ladies hair salon by mistake. I'm so out of touch......

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By *uuLuuWoman over a year ago

Watford

He didn't offer you a condom then and a crew cut on your nut sack?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He didn't offer you a condom then and a crew cut on your nut sack? "

He would have said 'something for the weekend sir

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Did he offer to do your ear lobes as well?

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

I always get a line in my parting, I had reservations first time but it looks good

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"He didn't offer you a condom then and a crew cut on your nut sack? "

I think if I had gone for the other offers it might have been on the cards..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did he offer to do your ear lobes as well? "

Thankfully not required. Who does yours?...

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Did he offer to do your ear lobes as well?

Thankfully not required. Who does yours?...

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

I get well aggy when they offer me to do my nostrils like I didn't already clipper them before leaving the house

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By *istressZoeTV/TS over a year ago

cheshire

I go to a wonderful Turkish barber

Sometimes I have a full shave x

At the very least I want my eye brows clipped

And and excess ear hair gone !

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Did he offer to do your ear lobes as well? "

And nose....

Are you turning into the Gruffalo

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By *pider-WomanWoman over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I always get a line in my parting, I had reservations first time but it looks good"

I really like that look

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan over a year ago

Kent

"Did he offer to do your ear lobes as well?

Thankfully not required. Who does yours?...

You'll appreciate it when he's set light to that giant cotton bud and wafted it in your lug

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did he offer to do your ear lobes as well?

And nose....

Are you turning into the Gruffalo

When did you look up my nose?..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never understood why some older men start to sprout ear and nose hair - what's that all about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Never understood why some older men start to sprout ear and nose hair - what's that all about? "

Everyone needs a hobby when the sex ends..

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