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Ok Fab, I think that now’s the time, to start a message thread using the medium of rhyme!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Here’s your chance to send a message to all
What it’s about is totally your call
A flirty message to the person above,
Or an undying yet sickly declaration of love?
Maybe it’s a moan, or a bit of a grumble
Or simply telling someone you fancy a fumble?
There’s only one rule from the OP Dan,
Just try and make your message rhyme if you can!
(Oh and play nicely! Thanks!  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To find something original sure is a struggle.
Whilst at work I'm fabbing and having to juggle,
Phone in one hand replying to Dan,
Multitasking can be hellish being a man!   |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"To find something original sure is a struggle.
Whilst at work I'm fabbing and having to juggle,
Phone in one hand replying to Dan,
Multitasking can be hellish being a man! "
I’m shit at rhymes. Faf? |
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Oh I love this!
A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet
He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet
He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things
That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings
He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this
Long may it continue, this absolute bliss. |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
"Oh I love this!
A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet
He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet
He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things
That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings
He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this
Long may it continue, this absolute bliss."
I’m shit at rhymes. This made me go sqeeeeee  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh I love this!
A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet
He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet
He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things
That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings
He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this
Long may it continue, this absolute bliss."
Aw that’s lovely to hear
And I’m glad to hear you’re so happy
And to be dating you
He’s definitely one very lucky chappy! |
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"Oh I love this!
A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet
He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet
He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things
That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings
He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this
Long may it continue, this absolute bliss.
Aw that’s lovely to hear
And I’m glad to hear you’re so happy
And to be dating you
He’s definitely one very lucky chappy! "
Oh we aren't dating (He's my future husband he just doesn't know it yet) I'm merely enjoying what is. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To find something original sure is a struggle.
Whilst at work I'm fabbing and having to juggle,
Phone in one hand replying to Dan,
Multitasking can be hellish being a man!
I’m shit at rhymes. Faf? "
Music to my ears! Miss SJ's request.
Do I fancy a fuck?
Damn right, you're the best!  |
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"Oh I love this!
A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet
He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet
He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things
That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings
He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this
Long may it continue, this absolute bliss.
I’m shit at rhymes. This made me go sqeeeeee "
Ha! Sqeeeee is awesome, I've not heard it for ages  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I dunno if I should post or maybe I should ignore?
But as soon as I hear the opportunity to rhyme, I stick my foot in the door.
This time I type to no poster in particular, although there are a few ladies about whom I really like their pictures.
But fab to me isn't about much else apart from passing time.
Which is why I wrote a simple verse and most of its in rhyme.....  |
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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago
Sunderland |
A long day at work and finally home,
The chance to relax and eventually cum.
Been sitting all day thinking about you,
Been thinking all day of the things that you do.
Been thinking of your fingers,
And featherlight touches.
Of how it feels when my orgasm
Is within your clutches.
You watch me, see my heartbeat rise,
As I feel you start to stroke my thighs.
Right that’s enough of that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was checking out some hot pics
And stumbled across Kinkybirds balloon
I went to the bathroom to appreciate it
But ending up coming too soon!
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Balloons are red
And can look silly
When you use one
To hide your willy
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am here to meet you.
Yes you.
To see your beauty divine.
Your skin to touch so fine.
.
Your breath upon me ear.
As we draw together near.
Close as close can be.
To hold you next to me.
.
Do you say my name ?
When not together lay.
Your kiss is what i miss.
That kiss is truely bliss.
.
And as we make love.
As if the angels from above.
Gave you to me to love and lust.
To love and adore i must.
.
To see you laying bare.
To touch you I must dare.
Upon my bed you lay.
My words just drift away.
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
between havant and chichester |
I love you I love you ilove your white tightys. Am wondering why Dans wearing a nightie don't be mistaken don't be mislead by the look of those crumbs he's already been fed |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
Up and down the streets and houses
Knickers flying high
Postie's got a dirty smile
And I know the reason why
You have got his overloaded sack
Emptying between your thighs
Lets get swinging with this Woman
x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My fab day starts with reading the posts
Of faf grumbles and cock size boasts
There's one guy who says he never gets meets
And the poster who tells you everything he eats
There's cake posts, broccoli posts and cock size galore
The ones who want fabs, or maybe much more
The ones who want meets that very day
The posters who pop up but then never stay
Its my life on fab, the bits I share
The forums, the banter, the open mouthed stare
Reading some of it can make you cry
When real emotions bring tears to your eye
The witty comments that some just don't get
The horny people who just want to get wet
Fab is a mysterious magical thing
One day no one likes you, the next you're a king
But me, I'm here to read what you say
I have my man now and that's how it'll stay
I cannot leave fab, I'm addicted it's true
But one things for certain, my life's better with you
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"My fab day starts with reading the posts
Of faf grumbles and cock size boasts
There's one guy who says he never gets meets
And the poster who tells you everything he eats
There's cake posts, broccoli posts and cock size galore
The ones who want fabs, or maybe much more
The ones who want meets that very day
The posters who pop up but then never stay
Its my life on fab, the bits I share
The forums, the banter, the open mouthed stare
Reading some of it can make you cry
When real emotions bring tears to your eye
The witty comments that some just don't get
The horny people who just want to get wet
Fab is a mysterious magical thing
One day no one likes you, the next you're a king
But me, I'm here to read what you say
I have my man now and that's how it'll stay
I cannot leave fab, I'm addicted it's true
But one things for certain, my life's better with you
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I'm on line 3 |
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"My fab day starts with reading the posts
Of faf grumbles and cock size boasts
There's one guy who says he never gets meets
And the poster who tells you everything he eats
There's cake posts, broccoli posts and cock size galore
The ones who want fabs, or maybe much more
The ones who want meets that very day
The posters who pop up but then never stay
Its my life on fab, the bits I share
The forums, the banter, the open mouthed stare
Reading some of it can make you cry
When real emotions bring tears to your eye
The witty comments that some just don't get
The horny people who just want to get wet
Fab is a mysterious magical thing
One day no one likes you, the next you're a king
But me, I'm here to read what you say
I have my man now and that's how it'll stay
I cannot leave fab, I'm addicted it's true
But one things for certain, my life's better with you
"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My very best friend is _rincess peach,
I'd love to take her for a week to the beach,
I worship the ground she walks on with her feet,
Even though her fanny smells like crab meat. |
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"My very best friend is _rincess peach,
I'd love to take her for a week to the beach,
I worship the ground she walks on with her feet,
Even though her fanny smells like crab meat."
I just scared the dog I laughed so hard. She's fucking deaf  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm on line 3
No meet guy
From your profile, that I have just read:
My heart is quickly beating
From my partner's first meeting
So I'm just browsing the forums instead.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie
Keeps changing his name, I don't know why
He's one of life's good uns, and funny too
So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo "
And the penny drops..... |
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"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie
Keeps changing his name, I don't know why
He's one of life's good uns, and funny too
So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo
And the penny drops....."
Took yer time darlin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie
Keeps changing his name, I don't know why
He's one of life's good uns, and funny too
So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo
And the penny drops.....
Took yer time darlin "
I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.
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"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie
Keeps changing his name, I don't know why
He's one of life's good uns, and funny too
So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo
And the penny drops.....
Took yer time darlin
I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.
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But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie
Keeps changing his name, I don't know why
He's one of life's good uns, and funny too
So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo
And the penny drops.....
Took yer time darlin
I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.
But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face "
I doubt that very much
He never conversed with me as such
(I forgot to rhyme in my last post, these things I forget the most)
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"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie
Keeps changing his name, I don't know why
He's one of life's good uns, and funny too
So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo
And the penny drops.....
Took yer time darlin
I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.
But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face
I doubt that very much
He never conversed with me as such
(I forgot to rhyme in my last post, these things I forget the most)
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Ah but he likes to be known
As the one that gave the princess his bone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie
Keeps changing his name, I don't know why
He's one of life's good uns, and funny too
So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo
And the penny drops.....
Took yer time darlin
I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.
But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face
I doubt that very much
He never conversed with me as such
(I forgot to rhyme in my last post, these things I forget the most)
Ah but he likes to be known
As the one that gave the princess his bone "
Acchh I remember you both were carin'
For cake and frolics you both were sharin' |
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"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie
Keeps changing his name, I don't know why
He's one of life's good uns, and funny too
So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo
And the penny drops.....
Took yer time darlin
I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.
But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face
I doubt that very much
He never conversed with me as such
(I forgot to rhyme in my last post, these things I forget the most)
Ah but he likes to be known
As the one that gave the princess his bone
Acchh I remember you both were carin'
For cake and frolics you both were sharin'"
We have another rap battle coming soon
I'm gonna make him look a total buffoon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Packet of jaffas, cake, or pie
Keeps changing his name, I don't know why
He's one of life's good uns, and funny too
So meet up with my mate please Poochiepoo
And the penny drops.....
Took yer time darlin
I know. I totally suck at recognising people on here.
But you got there in the end. That will put a smile on his face
I doubt that very much
He never conversed with me as such
(I forgot to rhyme in my last post, these things I forget the most)
Ah but he likes to be known
As the one that gave the princess his bone
Acchh I remember you both were carin'
For cake and frolics you both were sharin'
We have another rap battle coming soon
I'm gonna make him look a total buffoon "
You go girl and make him sweat
If it's a rap battle, on you I'd bet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh I love this!
A wonderful man I've had the pleasure meet
He came into my world and I'm swept off my feet
He's gorgeous and thoughtful and all of the things
That I need to flourish, he gives me my wings
He is my earth angel, and yes he knows this
Long may it continue, this absolute bliss."
When i wish upon a star i see myself take off your bra
If you drop your nicks for me
My cock will grow like an oak tree
Let me work my hands on you
Il turn your brain to total goo
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"Twinkle twinkle little star.
What a little cunt you are.
Knew we could count on you
For turning fab's air a shade of blue "
One two seven five three
Once I caught an std
Eleven nine one four ten
Bareback gives it back to men
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 24/09/18 22:07:52]
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Your sunglasses make things spring to mind
What was that comment you left behind
Curiosity kills me inside
What is it that you tried to hide |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm boring myself with my poetic prose
I'm feeling tired and very morose
Sweet dreams dear fabbers, no more rhymes
Hope your dreams are filled with sexy good times |
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"I'm boring myself with my poetic prose
I'm feeling tired and very morose
Sweet dreams dear fabbers, no more rhymes
Hope your dreams are filled with sexy good times "
Goodnight PNG I'm glad your back
Though it's time for you to hit the sack
I'm thrilled to hear you're all loved up
Full of smiles and a happy smiley pup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm boring myself with my poetic prose
I'm feeling tired and very morose
Sweet dreams dear fabbers, no more rhymes
Hope your dreams are filled with sexy good times
Goodnight PNG I'm glad your back
Though it's time for you to hit the sack
I'm thrilled to hear you're all loved up
Full of smiles and a happy smiley pup "
Princess you always make me smile
Talk again in a little while x
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"BBW like their food
E I e I o
And they have all the threads too
E I e I o
With a chubby cunt here
Stinky gunt there
Chaffing
Sweating
Dodgy fish netting
BBW cham all the cock
E I e I o."
What this one??
Don't be curious |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"[Removed by poster at 24/09/18 22:07:52]
Your sunglasses make things spring to mind
What was that comment you left behind
Curiosity kills me inside
What is it that you tried to hide
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Miss honey
You're bang on the money |
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"[Removed by poster at 24/09/18 22:07:52]
Your sunglasses make things spring to mind
What was that comment you left behind
Curiosity kills me inside
What is it that you tried to hide
Miss honey
You're bang on the money"
Bang like a rabbit bunny |
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