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"How do you keep em coming? "5 mins recovery time then get your gob back round it | |||
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"Keep em coming " What's you most memorable experience xx | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
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"Keep em coming What's you most memorable experience xx" Too hard to say. | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
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"What's the chance of a threesome with you two lovely ladies?  | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
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"How do you keep em coming?
5 mins recovery time then get your gob back round it
What's the chance of a threesome with you two lovely ladies? "I'll give you the answer if you give me the Euro millions winning ticket | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
5 mins recovery time then get your gob back round it
I like the soundness that "Are you into sounding? | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
5 mins recovery time then get your gob back round it
What's the chance of a threesome with you two lovely ladies?
I'll give you the answer if you give me the Euro millions winning ticket "Haha am I not good enough and privileged for you lol? | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
5 mins recovery time then get your gob back round it
I like the soundness that
Are you into sounding?"love it you kinky thing | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
5 mins recovery time then get your gob back round it
What's the chance of a threesome with you two lovely ladies?
I'll give you the answer if you give me the Euro millions winning ticket
Haha am I not good enough and privileged for you lol? "Dude, I'm piss poor. Privileged means fuck all to me and I don't base my connections on what's in the bank . | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
5 mins recovery time then get your gob back round it
I like the soundness that
Are you into sounding?
love it you kinky thing "I think I'd like to watch, but also think I'd be squeamish | |||
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"How did you achieve your last orgasm? " Wand | |||
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"Would you wrap me in cling film and anally abuse me while eating cucumber sandwiches ?? "Has the cucumber been in your arse? | |||
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"Would you wrap me in cling film and anally abuse me while eating cucumber sandwiches ??
Has the cucumber been in your arse?"O no no that’s just not right. I’m not vegetarian | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
5 mins recovery time then get your gob back round it
What's the chance of a threesome with you two lovely ladies?
I'll give you the answer if you give me the Euro millions winning ticket
Haha am I not good enough and privileged for you lol?
Dude, I'm piss poor. Privileged means fuck all to me and I don't base my connections on what's in the bank ."You said I'd have to have the winning euros ticket but then said you don't Base your connections on what's in the bank ....I'm confused lol | |||
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"Would you wrap me in cling film and anally abuse me while eating cucumber sandwiches ??
Has the cucumber been in your arse?
O no no that’s just not right. I’m not vegetarian "Phew. Sweetcorn down the japs is bad enough, I'm glad cucumbers are still sacred. | |||
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"What are the chances of you lowering your age bracket a tiny bit? "One small step for man is one giant leap for women's imploding inboxes. | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
5 mins recovery time then get your gob back round it
What's the chance of a threesome with you two lovely ladies?
I'll give you the answer if you give me the Euro millions winning ticket
Haha am I not good enough and privileged for you lol?
Dude, I'm piss poor. Privileged means fuck all to me and I don't base my connections on what's in the bank .
You said I'd have to have the winning euros ticket but then said you don't Base your connections on what's in the bank ....I'm confused lol"Nooooo, I'd have the winning ticket as you'd have given it to me. Your bank account means nothing to me. | |||
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"Would you wrap me in cling film and anally abuse me while eating cucumber sandwiches ??
Has the cucumber been in your arse?
O no no that’s just not right. I’m not vegetarian
Phew. Sweetcorn down the japs is bad enough, I'm glad cucumbers are still sacred."My dear I can assure you I always ensure my Japs are crystal clear and I’ve never tried sweet corn and cucumber sandwiches. Perhaps we should investigate this further ? | |||
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"Would you wrap me in cling film and anally abuse me while eating cucumber sandwiches ??
Has the cucumber been in your arse?
O no no that’s just not right. I’m not vegetarian
Phew. Sweetcorn down the japs is bad enough, I'm glad cucumbers are still sacred.
My dear I can assure you I always ensure my Japs are crystal clear and I’ve never tried sweet corn and cucumber sandwiches. Perhaps we should investigate this further ?"I'm a cornphobe. That's a lie. Nob cheese n cucumber? | |||
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"How do you keep em coming?
5 mins recovery time then get your gob back round it
What's the chance of a threesome with you two lovely ladies?
I'll give you the answer if you give me the Euro millions winning ticket
Haha am I not good enough and privileged for you lol?
Dude, I'm piss poor. Privileged means fuck all to me and I don't base my connections on what's in the bank .
You said I'd have to have the winning euros ticket but then said you don't Base your connections on what's in the bank ....I'm confused lol
Nooooo, I'd have the winning ticket as you'd have given it to me.
Your bank account means nothing to me.
"No chance would I give it to you lol...you'd enjoy it just as much as me x | |||
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"Can you check the message I sent to you please ??" I shall | |||
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"Keep em coming " Would you fuck me | |||
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"Would you wrap me in cling film and anally abuse me while eating cucumber sandwiches ??
Has the cucumber been in your arse?
O no no that’s just not right. I’m not vegetarian
Phew. Sweetcorn down the japs is bad enough, I'm glad cucumbers are still sacred.
My dear I can assure you I always ensure my Japs are crystal clear and I’ve never tried sweet corn and cucumber sandwiches. Perhaps we should investigate this further ?
I'm a cornphobe.
That's a lie.
Nob cheese n cucumber?"Only if it’s spreadable. And then we will call it a deal ? | |||
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"Keep em coming Would you fuck me" Bill? Do you have a dog called precious? | |||
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"Would you wrap me in cling film and anally abuse me while eating cucumber sandwiches ??
Has the cucumber been in your arse?
O no no that’s just not right. I’m not vegetarian
Phew. Sweetcorn down the japs is bad enough, I'm glad cucumbers are still sacred.
My dear I can assure you I always ensure my Japs are crystal clear and I’ve never tried sweet corn and cucumber sandwiches. Perhaps we should investigate this further ?
I'm a cornphobe.
That's a lie.
Nob cheese n cucumber?
Only if it’s spreadable. And then we will call it a deal ?"Bosha *fist bump* Down with the cool kids ain't I. | |||
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"Can you check the message I sent to you please ??" I didn’t get a message. Boo hoo. I’m not staying in seven oaks ever again now. | |||
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"Would you wrap me in cling film and anally abuse me while eating cucumber sandwiches ??
Has the cucumber been in your arse?
O no no that’s just not right. I’m not vegetarian
Phew. Sweetcorn down the japs is bad enough, I'm glad cucumbers are still sacred.
My dear I can assure you I always ensure my Japs are crystal clear and I’ve never tried sweet corn and cucumber sandwiches. Perhaps we should investigate this further ?
I'm a cornphobe.
That's a lie.
Nob cheese n cucumber?
Only if it’s spreadable. And then we will call it a deal ?
Bosha *fist bump*
Down with the cool kids ain't I."booyaiska. Deal | |||
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"Keep em coming Would you fuck me Bill? Do you have a dog called precious? " Bill?? No I don’t have a dog | |||
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"Keep em coming Would you fuck me Bill? Do you have a dog called precious? Bill?? No I don’t have a dog " Do you like moths? Particularly deaths head moths. | |||
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"Keep em coming Would you fuck me Bill? Do you have a dog called precious? Bill?? No I don’t have a dog Do you like moths? Particularly deaths head moths." Oh yes moths are the bomb makes me horny thinking about moths | |||
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"Keep em coming Would you fuck me Bill? Do you have a dog called precious? Bill?? No I don’t have a dog Do you like moths? Particularly deaths head moths. Oh yes moths are the bomb makes me horny thinking about moths "Eeeeeek! Ok, 2 more questions... Would YOU fuck you? Do you have a basket? | |||
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"Would you lick me ?" Highly likely | |||
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"What are you such a fuck nugget? XX" In my genes! I do it so well though as you know. I'm not a fucknugget.... I'm THE fucknugget  | |||
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"What are you such a fuck nugget? XX In my genes! I do it so well though as you know. I'm not a fucknugget.... I'm THE fucknugget "Yes you are. We would have you no other way.
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"What are you such a fuck nugget? XX In my genes! I do it so well though as you know. I'm not a fucknugget.... I'm THE fucknugget
Yes you are. We would have you no other way.
XX"The queen of fucknuggetry | |||
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"Keep em coming Would you fuck me Bill? Do you have a dog called precious? Bill?? No I don’t have a dog Do you like moths? Particularly deaths head moths. Oh yes moths are the bomb makes me horny thinking about moths
Eeeeeek!
Ok, 2 more questions...
Would YOU fuck you?
Do you have a basket?"Of course And yes I’ve a big basket | |||
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"check pm xxxxx "I have | |||
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"Keep em coming Would you fuck me Bill? Do you have a dog called precious? Bill?? No I don’t have a dog Do you like moths? Particularly deaths head moths. Oh yes moths are the bomb makes me horny thinking about moths
Eeeeeek!
Ok, 2 more questions...
Would YOU fuck you?
Do you have a basket?
Of course
And yes I’ve a big basket "Having taken careful consideration into the answer you've given, I'm afraid I'll pass on this occasion. I don't wanna be a human skin suit  | |||
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"Can you do the yorkshire hakka" Never tried but I'll give it a go | |||
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"What do you think it is about my profile that attracts weirdos and buffoons? And no wimmen?" The buffoons think with their wangs rather than their brains. The wimmen are self conscious creatures and your outstanding pics and body make them doubt their own attractiveness. | |||
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"I'm currently in the car, sat stationary in a traffic jam. I have just stopped a wrapped boiled sweet trapped between my seat and centre console; as my hands are too big to reach down and grab it and it's wedged in a way I can't flick it out with a pen. Can you suggest a way of retrieving the sweet so I can have some joy sat in my car" Kangaroo the car to jolt it and said sweet will become dislodged. Heard it here first folks. | |||
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"What do you think it is about my profile that attracts weirdos and buffoons? And no wimmen? The buffoons think with their wangs rather than their brains. The wimmen are self conscious creatures and your outstanding pics and body make them doubt their own attractiveness." Oohhhhhh....what about the weirdos? x | |||
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"What do you think it is about my profile that attracts weirdos and buffoons? And no wimmen? The buffoons think with their wangs rather than their brains. The wimmen are self conscious creatures and your outstanding pics and body make them doubt their own attractiveness. Oohhhhhh....what about the weirdos? x"I point them in your direction when they sit next to me on the bus as a distraction. Ooooopsieee | |||
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"Where is the best place for swininghidays in Spain " I haven't been abroad in 15 years, I have no idea. I do know there's a big one in October though. | |||
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"can you suck golballs through a straw "I wouldn't try as I'd likely get one stuck in my throat and need it surgically removed | |||
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"Can you get me a new house in that place I wanna live?" I cannot. I can however make a wish that you get one. | |||
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"Check your pm "Will do once I've done some housework. | |||
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"Can you get me a new house in that place I wanna live? I cannot. I can however make a wish that you get one. " Cool. Also how does one get rid of an annoyance? Cream etc won't work | |||
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"Can you get me a new house in that place I wanna live? I cannot. I can however make a wish that you get one. Cool. Also how does one get rid of an annoyance? Cream etc won't work " Chuck it in room 101. Other than that, cover it with jam and throw it in a wasp nest. | |||
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"Can you get me a new house in that place I wanna live? I cannot. I can however make a wish that you get one. Cool. Also how does one get rid of an annoyance? Cream etc won't work Chuck it in room 101. Other than that, cover it with jam and throw it in a wasp nest." What's the best way to poison someone? | |||
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"Can you get me a new house in that place I wanna live? I cannot. I can however make a wish that you get one. Cool. Also how does one get rid of an annoyance? Cream etc won't work Chuck it in room 101. Other than that, cover it with jam and throw it in a wasp nest. What's the best way to poison someone?" you know I can't divulge all the info I've learned from watching true crime series. | |||
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"Can you get me a new house in that place I wanna live? I cannot. I can however make a wish that you get one. Cool. Also how does one get rid of an annoyance? Cream etc won't work Chuck it in room 101. Other than that, cover it with jam and throw it in a wasp nest. What's the best way to poison someone? you know I can't divulge all the info I've learned from watching true crime series."I've been watching Killing Eve. Plenty of tips  | |||
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"Can you get me a new house in that place I wanna live? I cannot. I can however make a wish that you get one. Cool. Also how does one get rid of an annoyance? Cream etc won't work Chuck it in room 101. Other than that, cover it with jam and throw it in a wasp nest. What's the best way to poison someone?" Or.... you could set them up with Buffallo Bill, he's on this thread. Check up there *points skyward* | |||
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"I'm currently in the car, sat stationary in a traffic jam. I have just stopped a wrapped boiled sweet trapped between my seat and centre console; as my hands are too big to reach down and grab it and it's wedged in a way I can't flick it out with a pen. Can you suggest a way of retrieving the sweet so I can have some joy sat in my car Kangaroo the car to jolt it and said sweet will become dislodged. Heard it here first folks." Success! I now have aforementioned boiled sweet. However I did hit the car in front. How do I explain to my insurance company how I hit a car in stationary traffic? | |||
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"I'm currently in the car, sat stationary in a traffic jam. I have just stopped a wrapped boiled sweet trapped between my seat and centre console; as my hands are too big to reach down and grab it and it's wedged in a way I can't flick it out with a pen. Can you suggest a way of retrieving the sweet so I can have some joy sat in my car Kangaroo the car to jolt it and said sweet will become dislodged. Heard it here first folks. Success! I now have aforementioned boiled sweet. However I did hit the car in front. How do I explain to my insurance company how I hit a car in stationary traffic?" Oh that's easy, the wind blew you. | |||
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"I'm currently in the car, sat stationary in a traffic jam. I have just stopped a wrapped boiled sweet trapped between my seat and centre console; as my hands are too big to reach down and grab it and it's wedged in a way I can't flick it out with a pen. Can you suggest a way of retrieving the sweet so I can have some joy sat in my car Kangaroo the car to jolt it and said sweet will become dislodged. Heard it here first folks. Called them, the wind thing didn't wash. So told them a lady on a swingers site told me to kangaroo the car. It's not going well Success! I now have aforementioned boiled sweet. However I did hit the car in front. How do I explain to my insurance company how I hit a car in stationary traffic? Oh that's easy, the wind blew you." | |||
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"Would you rather have the ability to know when someone is lying,or never be lied to by anyone ever again" Never be lied to. Knowing someone is lying doesn't always mean they're doing it for nasty reasons, and I'd focus on the fact they were lying and being deceptive rather than the reason. They could be planning a surprise party and if I knew they were lying to me I'd probably run off crying or break their nose, spoiling everything. I'd like to never be lied to. That way I can make decisions based on truth. | |||
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"5 mins recovery time?!" You need longer Jethro? | |||
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"should i be brave and experience a club night for first time? " I recommend everyone does | |||
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"If I stick my dick in you would you scream out "Oh lawd" in a sassy black woman voice? I also need you to be holding celery for reasons I'll disclose later" Why the fuck not twinny | |||
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"If I stick my dick in you would you scream out "Oh lawd" in a sassy black woman voice? I also need you to be holding celery for reasons I'll disclose later Why the fuck not twinny " Cool bro. Get the peg ready | |||
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"Keep em coming " Should I worry about that squeaky noise after wiping? | |||
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"If I stick my dick in you would you scream out "Oh lawd" in a sassy black woman voice? I also need you to be holding celery for reasons I'll disclose later Why the fuck not twinny Cool bro. Get the peg ready "You're the best sis in the world ever | |||
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"If I stick my dick in you would you scream out "Oh lawd" in a sassy black woman voice? I also need you to be holding celery for reasons I'll disclose later Why the fuck not twinny Cool bro. Get the peg ready
You're the best sis in the world ever "I'm going to bang you so hard | |||
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"Keep em coming Should I worry about that squeaky noise after wiping?" If it's your windscreen wipers yes, if it's a squeaky clean a-hole after pooping.... It's just a little bit of escaping fart. | |||
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"If I stick my dick in you would you scream out "Oh lawd" in a sassy black woman voice? I also need you to be holding celery for reasons I'll disclose later Why the fuck not twinny Cool bro. Get the peg ready
You're the best sis in the world ever
I'm going to bang you so hard"That's coz I'm the best best man on earth | |||
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"Fav position, longest orgasm and what do you think off frozen cucumbers?" Depends who with. How the fuck do I know, I've never timed them. Rank. | |||
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"David Attenborough and Judy Dench are both in peril... You can only save one and have ten seconds to decide. Who do you save?" Attenborough, he's so smart he'll save Judy. | |||
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"David Attenborough and Judy Dench are both in peril... You can only save one and have ten seconds to decide. Who do you save? Attenborough, he's so smart he'll save Judy." Good answer! | |||
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"David Attenborough and Judy Dench are both in peril... You can only save one and have ten seconds to decide. Who do you save? Attenborough, he's so smart he'll save Judy. Good answer! "I'm not as thick as I look or pretend to be | |||
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"David Attenborough and Judy Dench are both in peril... You can only save one and have ten seconds to decide. Who do you save? Attenborough, he's so smart he'll save Judy. Good answer!
I'm not as thick as I look or pretend to be "You neither look of pretend to be. Here's another: If you could only buy one flavour of crisps for the rest of your life, what would you choose? | |||
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"Noo not to eat, that's just wrong. And the position would be with a man!. X" Depends which man | |||
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"David Attenborough and Judy Dench are both in peril... You can only save one and have ten seconds to decide. Who do you save? Attenborough, he's so smart he'll save Judy. Good answer!
I'm not as thick as I look or pretend to be
You neither look of pretend to be.
Here's another:
If you could only buy one flavour of crisps for the rest of your life, what would you choose? "Beef monster munch. | |||
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"Are you single? " Yes | |||
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"Will you be at the Birmingham social? " When is it? | |||
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"Can you pick the songs for church this week." Yes Burn baby burn Re-light my fire Cum in my bum, m'lord. | |||
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"Will you be at the Birmingham social? When is it?" No idea yet x | |||
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"Will you be at the Birmingham social? When is it? No idea yet x" I imagine I will be. On my doorstep ain't it. | |||
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"Can you pick the songs for church this week. Yes Burn baby burn Re-light my fire Cum in my bum, m'lord." Erm..... | |||
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"Keep em coming " is a cabbage patch doll really made of cabbages | |||
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"So if your single then the man would be someone you met off here? " Again, it would all depend which one. Body shape, dick shape and size, they all have a baring on what position fits best. | |||
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"Keep em coming is a cabbage patch doll really made of cabbages " No. But garbage pail kids are made of garbage | |||
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"Who are your 12 disciples?" I don't have any, nor would I want any. I choose my friends based on their own minds and wouldn't want them following me, I prefer to stand side by side with them because we're on the same wavelength. I also respect them for telling me when I'm being a bag of dicks. | |||
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"When did you last laugh?" I proper laughed about half hour ago when I read a post of the rhyme thread | |||
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"Flogger, paddle or crop?" All 3 | |||
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"Flogger, paddle or crop? All 3"
You have to flee your home tomorrow and can move anywhere in the world, where would you choose? | |||
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"Do ya fuck on first dates yes Does ya dad own a brewery no Can i feel ya tits you must have very long arms Or will you show them too me they're in my pics Do u sleep in the nif when it's not too cold And give head very often one of my fave things Mi face will be leaving in quarter of an hour Id like u to be on it my cunt is bleeding, that ok? " | |||
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"Flogger, paddle or crop? All 3
You have to flee your home tomorrow and can move anywhere in the world, where would you choose?"Where I'd want to go and where I would go are totally different. I'd want to go to ...... But I'd probably go a few doors down and stop with my pretend mum. | |||
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"Who has turned you down on FAB? " A few people, can't remember names though. | |||
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"Does it squeak when you pull it?" I'd never be so brave as to pull Pennywise. | |||
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"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and the ram in the rama lama ding dong? "I don't know neither do I care | |||
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"Why hello! Are you looking forward to tomorrow night for any reason? "Less looking forward to tomorrow as Wednesday 
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"What your favorite position and yoga pose" I can't yoga. The position question has been asked already | |||
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"What your favorite position and yoga pose I can't yoga. The position question has been asked already " Damn | |||
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"Why hello! Are you looking forward to tomorrow night for any reason?
Less looking forward to tomorrow as Wednesday
Xxx"Damn my transatlantic day muddling tomfoolery! But I still love that answer.... | |||
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"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
I don't know neither do I care "Dammit (Janet!!) And I had money on you both knowing and caring too!! | |||
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"How long do you give it before...y'know... seeing a specialist" Just turn it off and on again. | |||
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"Why hello! Are you looking forward to tomorrow night for any reason?
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Damn my transatlantic day muddling tomfoolery! But I still love that answer.... "Good, coz my tummy is flipping already  | |||
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"Will Brexit happen? " I don't do politics | |||
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"Who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp and the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
I don't know neither do I care
Dammit (Janet!!) And I had money on you both knowing and caring too!! "Oh this is nicer than Betty Munroe had, oh Brad. | |||
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"Will Brexit happen? I don't do politics " I may help on that one? Brexit WILL happen, at some point over the next 50 years or so and the "deal" struck will please no one whatsoever. | |||
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"Will Brexit happen? I don't do politics I may help on that one? Brexit WILL happen, at some point over the next 50 years or so and the "deal" struck will please no one whatsoever." Thank you. I can count on you to be my brain when it doesn't want to do thinking | |||
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"Wound you like to be in a sandwich with us ? "I cannot believe I missed this earlier, please accept my apologies. Sandwich you say? | |||
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"Keep em coming is a cabbage patch doll really made of cabbages No. But garbage pail kids are made of garbage " is their life on Mars, is it bad luck to open an umbrella in your kitchen, did Jfk cheat on his wife, is it 95 days to Xmas and how long is a piece of string? | |||
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"Do ya fuck on first dates yes Does ya dad own a brewery no Can i feel ya tits you must have very long arms Or will you show them too me they're in my pics Do u sleep in the nif when it's not too cold And give head very often one of my fave things Mi face will be leaving in quarter of an hour Id like u to be on it my cunt is bleeding, that ok? "Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo | |||
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"Keep em coming is a cabbage patch doll really made of cabbages No. But garbage pail kids are made of garbage is their life on Mars, is it bad luck to open an umbrella in your kitchen, did Jfk cheat on his wife, is it 95 days to Xmas and how long is a piece of string? " Life on mars... leave a piece of mars bar on the floor and it'll soon be crawling with insects on it Umbrella...you make your own luck Jfk...probably, he was a bloke after all Xmas... don't care String...measure a piece and find out. | |||
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"What time is fecking chico time?" If your name is chico, then it's chico time all the time | |||
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"What time is fecking chico time? If your name is chico, then it's chico time all the time " he had a stroke ya know | |||
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"What time is fecking chico time? If your name is chico, then it's chico time all the time he had a stroke ya know " I didn't know. | |||
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"What time is fecking chico time? If your name is chico, then it's chico time all the time he had a stroke ya know I didn't know." he's in hospital at minute seems to be recovering well | |||
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"What time is fecking chico time? If your name is chico, then it's chico time all the time he had a stroke ya know I didn't know.he's in hospital at minute seems to be recovering well" That's a relief, or if have felt a bit shit about the post | |||
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"What time is fecking chico time? If your name is chico, then it's chico time all the time he had a stroke ya know I didn't know.he's in hospital at minute seems to be recovering well That's a relief, or if have felt a bit shit about the post" Hey he's a joker too he would be fine with it I didn't realise he's 47 but in good shape, it was caused by a blood clot | |||
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"What time is fecking chico time? If your name is chico, then it's chico time all the time he had a stroke ya know I didn't know.he's in hospital at minute seems to be recovering well That's a relief, or if have felt a bit shit about the postHey he's a joker too he would be fine with it I didn't realise he's 47 but in good shape, it was caused by a blood clot " Bastard things. | |||
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"What time is fecking chico time? If your name is chico, then it's chico time all the time he had a stroke ya know I didn't know.he's in hospital at minute seems to be recovering well That's a relief, or if have felt a bit shit about the postHey he's a joker too he would be fine with it I didn't realise he's 47 but in good shape, it was caused by a blood clot Bastard things." How shit do I feel having a pop at chico !!! | |||
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"What time is fecking chico time? If your name is chico, then it's chico time all the time he had a stroke ya know I didn't know.he's in hospital at minute seems to be recovering well That's a relief, or if have felt a bit shit about the postHey he's a joker too he would be fine with it I didn't realise he's 47 but in good shape, it was caused by a blood clot Bastard things. How shit do I feel having a pop at chico !!! " Same here | |||
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"Will Brexit happen? I don't do politics I may help on that one? Brexit WILL happen, at some point over the next 50 years or so and the "deal" struck will please no one whatsoever. Thank you. I can count on you to be my brain when it doesn't want to do thinking " Oh, but I have a bad habit of liking to make it think... | |||
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"Will Brexit happen? I don't do politics I may help on that one? Brexit WILL happen, at some point over the next 50 years or so and the "deal" struck will please no one whatsoever. Thank you. I can count on you to be my brain when it doesn't want to do thinking Oh, but I have a bad habit of liking to make it think... "Indeed you do. You make me think all of the things x | |||
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"Keep em coming " If i came to vist you... should i bring chocolate digestives and handcuffs or hobnobs and handcuffs? | |||
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"Keep em coming If i came to vist you... should i bring chocolate digestives and handcuffs or hobnobs and handcuffs? "Who said I eat biscuits? | |||
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"Keep em coming If i came to vist you... should i bring chocolate digestives and handcuffs or hobnobs and handcuffs?
Who said I eat biscuits?"Who said the biscuits were for you? | |||
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"Keep em coming If i came to vist you... should i bring chocolate digestives and handcuffs or hobnobs and handcuffs?
Who said I eat biscuits?
Who said the biscuits were for you? "Fine, I'll starve | |||
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"Can you give us the winning lottery numbers please? " If I had them I honestly would. I wouldn't need all that money so would happily halve my winnings | |||
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"Keep em coming If i came to vist you... should i bring chocolate digestives and handcuffs or hobnobs and handcuffs?
Who said I eat biscuits?
Who said the biscuits were for you?
Fine, I'll starve "ask nicely, i might share em...although you've still not answered the question, which is sort of the raison d'être of the thread (unless it should be retitled 'ask me anything- i ain't bloody answering it') | |||
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