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By *objw7250 OP Man over a year ago

South Leicestershire

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a man with a spade on his head......... Dug

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Teresa May sorting out Brexit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ---- Bernadette

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Used to be a triangle player in a reggae band,

Just used to stand at back and "ting"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

what do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What do you call a man with a spade on his head......... Dug"

A man without a spade on his head?

Douglas

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS over a year ago

Leeds

Did you hear about the skeleton who went to the bar? He asked for a pint of beer and a mop...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So a Neutron orders a drink at the bar and asks how much. The bar tender says No charge

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Indian karaoke star ...

geruptasingh

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Russell

What do you call the same man 10 years later? Pete

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

What do you call a man with a rabbit up his arse? Warren

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Atheism is a non prophet organization

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Atheism is a non prophet organization"

My Uncle Godfrey is an Atheist

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By *olgateMan over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Atheism is a non prophet organization

My Uncle Godfrey is an Atheist "

Too subtle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Walk in to a cake shop.

Guy says "All cakes are £1".

I pick a cake.

He says "£2 please".

I say "I thought they were £1?".

He replies "That's Madeira cake".

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan over a year ago

Kent

' I watch way too much porn ...i just spat on the toaster before i put the bread in '

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Man buys metal detector. He gets 60 feet down before he realises he has steel toe caps on his boots.

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By *ild_oatsMan over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common. ?

Icy dead people.....

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