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over a year ago
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What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job"
Can she suck the juice off her fingers too  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
Can she suck the juice off her fingers too "
That would get her a bonus point. Which is vital if shes currently scoring a 5 |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew    |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew "
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That the 1st thing I think of when I see them is...oh..yes please
What is your opinion on a plate of ribs?"
if I need a bib to eat then I'm not eating in front of anyone...need the mystic lol |
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10 "
See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10
See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you "
Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this |
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"Ignoring my post are we?
Pfffft.
Besides, I know how you eat ribs....if you know what I'm saying "
I know what ya mean. Thank the Lord it wasn't when I was going through my Grinch stage with the teeth skeeters. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait for the smile check the teeth and if it looks like a clampits mouth I am saying goodbye but then I have a thing for nice teeth."
With you there. If they haven't nice teeth I'm gone  |
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I do the same but with chicken's feet.
If they can suck all the skin off and spit out the bones without their fingers having to get involved, then they've got a nimble tongue, and that bodes well.
Plus if they even eat them in the first place then they're adventurous, so... |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10
See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you
Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this"
You two and too funny!!! |
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10
See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you
Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this
You two and too funny!!! "
*whistles innocently*
Don't say I didn't warn ya 
You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd be a solid 10. But then I'd need a nap after.....
Mrs
Could I have your written consent before you fall asleep please?
Struggle cuddles are for hubby only "
Ah, well it was worth a try.
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...would he give me written consent? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10
See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you
Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this
You two and too funny!!!
*whistles innocently*
Don't say I didn't warn ya
You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it."
This is NOT playing it cool! |
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"I'd be a solid 10. But then I'd need a nap after.....
Mrs
Could I have your written consent before you fall asleep please?
Struggle cuddles are for hubby only
Ah, well it was worth a try.
...
...would he give me written consent? "
Nope. I'm better when I'm awake anyway |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'd be a solid 10. But then I'd need a nap after.....
Mrs
Could I have your written consent before you fall asleep please?
Struggle cuddles are for hubby only
Ah, well it was worth a try.
...
...would he give me written consent?
Nope. I'm better when I'm awake anyway "
Probably true. But there is only so long I can wait for a 10 at rib munching  |
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10
See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you
Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this
You two and too funny!!!
*whistles innocently*
Don't say I didn't warn ya
You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.
This is NOT playing it cool!"
Ok I'll stop
All true tho. Well, apart from the Mrs Jaffa bit |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10
See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you
Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this
You two and too funny!!!
*whistles innocently*
Don't say I didn't warn ya
You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.
This is NOT playing it cool!
Ok I'll stop
All true tho. Well, apart from the Mrs Jaffa bit "
I thought we were getting married after you peg me while we carry out our twin brother/sister roleplay?
It's the only way you'll get my ring on your finger |
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10
See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you
Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this
You two and too funny!!!
*whistles innocently*
Don't say I didn't warn ya
You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.
This is NOT playing it cool!
Ok I'll stop
All true tho. Well, apart from the Mrs Jaffa bit
I thought we were getting married after you peg me while we carry out our twin brother/sister roleplay?
It's the only way you'll get my ring on your finger"
That's what you think. Just beware when I drop a £20 note on the floor next time we go bowling. As you bend to pick it up I'm gonna lube you up and wear ya like a glove puppet |
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10
See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you
Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this
You two and too funny!!!
*whistles innocently*
Don't say I didn't warn ya
You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.
This is NOT playing it cool!
Ok I'll stop
All true tho. Well, apart from the Mrs Jaffa bit
I thought we were getting married after you peg me while we carry out our twin brother/sister roleplay?
It's the only way you'll get my ring on your finger
That's what you think. Just beware when I drop a £20 note on the floor next time we go bowling. As you bend to pick it up I'm gonna lube you up and wear ya like a glove puppet "
Bollocks, wrong ring.
La la la.
Fancy bowling soon? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wait for the smile check the teeth and if it looks like a clampits mouth I am saying goodbye but then I have a thing for nice teeth."
Then don't get the ribs then lol. Lexi |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew
Just for the sake of it I'd still rate you a 10
See! Told you he's got a not very secret crush on you
Dude! Play it cool! I almost got this
You two and too funny!!!
*whistles innocently*
Don't say I didn't warn ya
You'll be Mrs Jaffa before ya know it.
This is NOT playing it cool!
Ok I'll stop
All true tho. Well, apart from the Mrs Jaffa bit
I thought we were getting married after you peg me while we carry out our twin brother/sister roleplay?
It's the only way you'll get my ring on your finger
That's what you think. Just beware when I drop a £20 note on the floor next time we go bowling. As you bend to pick it up I'm gonna lube you up and wear ya like a glove puppet "
Well, 20 pounds is 20 pounds |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them
You obviously don't have a good taste in cars
I only have good taste in husbands "
Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you? |
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"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them
You obviously don't have a good taste in cars
I only have good taste in husbands
Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you? "
how did you know? I have a private plate too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them
You obviously don't have a good taste in cars
I only have good taste in husbands
Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you?
how did you know? I have a private plate too "
Terrible form
Black Insignia by any chance? |
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"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them
You obviously don't have a good taste in cars
I only have good taste in husbands
Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you?
how did you know? I have a private plate too
Terrible form
Black Insignia by any chance?"
natch. I think it sums me up perfectly.
I've just googled Vauxhall Insignia 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them
You obviously don't have a good taste in cars
I only have good taste in husbands
Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you?
how did you know? I have a private plate too
Terrible form
Black Insignia by any chance?
natch. I think it sums me up perfectly.
I've just googled Vauxhall Insignia
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I can't think of another Vauxhall worth putting a private plate on |
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"I look to see if they have a Maserati, if they don't I wont have sex with them
You obviously don't have a good taste in cars
I only have good taste in husbands
Can't be worse than your taste in cars. I bet you drive a vauxhall don't you?
how did you know? I have a private plate too
Terrible form
Black Insignia by any chance?
natch. I think it sums me up perfectly.
I've just googled Vauxhall Insignia
I can't think of another Vauxhall worth putting a private plate on"
I had an astra once if its any help
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How they hold a glass."
With two hands if you have just been eating ribs the sauce makes everything so slippery, would hate for the drink to go flying! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You men really are demanding,I'm going lesbian.
Fancy a plate of ribs first?
She doesn't eat food she's fake."
Everyone on here is either a fake or a lesbian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I couldn't have a social that involved food of any sort with someone I'd not met before.
I have too many issues when it comes to watching people eat.
Sometimes the way someone drinks their coffee is enough to make me spew "
You must be a riot in a coffee shop!..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You men really are demanding,I'm going lesbian.
Fancy a plate of ribs first?
She doesn't eat food she's fake.
Everyone on here is either a fake or a lesbian "
Or a fake lesbian |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job"
I’m definitely in love! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love! "
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake |
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake "
Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake "
Can we have a cake made of Jaffa cakes? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake
Can we have a cake made of Jaffa cakes? "
I am so going to bone you hard for that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake
Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type."
Will you be my best man? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake
Can we have a cake made of Jaffa cakes?
I am so going to bone you hard for that "
Oh and serve ribs to our guests so we can see who we will play with first. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake
Can we have a cake made of Jaffa cakes?
I am so going to bone you hard for that
Oh and serve ribs to our guests so we can see who we will play with first. "
Fine by me, but I won't go lower than a 6, that's my golden rule |
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake
Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.
Will you be my best man?"
Hell yes. My speech will be EPIC |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake
Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.
Will you be my best man?
Hell yes. My speech will be EPIC"
Promise me you will rock a bandana |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake
Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.
Will you be my best man?
Hell yes. My speech will be EPIC
Promise me you will rock a bandana "
And you have to rap it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"You men really are demanding,I'm going lesbian.
Fancy a plate of ribs first?
I rip my meat to bits it'll be like you've eaten them yourself,I don't think you'd like that. "
You obviously don't know me |
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake
Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.
Will you be my best man?
Hell yes. My speech will be EPIC
Promise me you will rock a bandana
And you have to rap it"
Consider it done.
I'll be the best man who can, whilst wearing a ban...dana |
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"What boxes does he or she have to tick before you'll get into bed with them?
Me, I take them out for a plate of ribs, and rate how they eat them on a scale of 1 to 10
1 being nibbling them and keeping their hands clean as possible
10 is they devour them ribs like a pack of hungry hyenas
She must score at least a 6 before I'm willing to put my penis in her mouth.
No one likes a clean blow job
I’m definitely in love!
My future Mrs Jaffa Cake
Yaaaaaaay! I'm perusing hats as I type.
Will you be my best man?
Hell yes. My speech will be EPIC
Promise me you will rock a bandana
And you have to rap it
Consider it done.
I'll be the best man who can, whilst wearing a ban...dana "
Hell yes biatch |
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over a year ago
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"I’ll ask them ‘Chinese buffet, KFC or McDonald’s?’
I’ll be able to tell by their answer.
KFC. Everytime "
Oh so close. KFC and then ‘if there’s time, the Chinese buffet’ |
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"I’ll ask them ‘Chinese buffet, KFC or McDonald’s?’
I’ll be able to tell by their answer.
KFC. Everytime
Oh so close. KFC and then ‘if there’s time, the Chinese buffet’ "
If you're still hungry after a KFC , then you didn't KFC correctly |
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"I’ll ask them ‘Chinese buffet, KFC or McDonald’s?’
I’ll be able to tell by their answer.
KFC. Everytime
Oh so close. KFC and then ‘if there’s time, the Chinese buffet’
If you're still hungry after a KFC , then you didn't KFC correctly "
Oh I’ll have a breather in between the KFC and buffet. I’m not a mad man |
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"I’ll ask them ‘Chinese buffet, KFC or McDonald’s?’
I’ll be able to tell by their answer.
KFC. Everytime
Oh so close. KFC and then ‘if there’s time, the Chinese buffet’
If you're still hungry after a KFC , then you didn't KFC correctly
Oh I’ll have a breather in between the KFC and buffet. I’m not a mad man"
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"Ignoring my post are we?
Pfffft.
Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs
I ignored it because she's a needy bitch"
Says the one who whatsapp'd me to say "look at my ribs thread"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ignoring my post are we?
Pfffft.
Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs
I ignored it because she's a needy bitch
Says the one who whatsapp'd me to say "look at my ribs thread"
Love you "
I never said I wasn't needy. I said you are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It would be good to get sex after a social
Clearly I need to bone up on my rib sucking skills...
Not on my behalf I hope "
Take a walk on the wild side... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It would be good to get sex after a social
Clearly I need to bone up on my rib sucking skills...
Not on my behalf I hope
Take a walk on the wild side..."
Just the ribs will be fine thanks |
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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago
Hull |
As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies |
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"Ignoring my post are we?
Pfffft.
Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs
I ignored it because she's a needy bitch
Says the one who whatsapp'd me to say "look at my ribs thread"
Love you
I never said I wasn't needy. I said you are "
Maybe I am a little. A smidge.
I'm also fiercely independent. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ignoring my post are we?
Pfffft.
Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs
I ignored it because she's a needy bitch
Says the one who whatsapp'd me to say "look at my ribs thread"
Love you
I never said I wasn't needy. I said you are "
I can’t do a needy man, I need all the attention. May have to reconsider the engagement. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ignoring my post are we?
Pfffft.
Why would anyone ignore you? We would take you out for ribs
I ignored it because she's a needy bitch
Says the one who whatsapp'd me to say "look at my ribs thread"
Love you
I never said I wasn't needy. I said you are
I can’t do a needy man, I need all the attention. May have to reconsider the engagement. "
I would give you anything you wanted and more |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies"
I do have rather good oral skills |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies
I do have rather good oral skills "
It’s back on |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies
I do have rather good oral skills
It’s back on "
Best wingman ever! |
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"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies
I do have rather good oral skills
It’s back on
Best wingman ever!"
Goddamit I've lost another crown. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies
I do have rather good oral skills
It’s back on
Best wingman ever!
Goddamit I've lost another crown."
SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed |
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"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies
I do have rather good oral skills
It’s back on
Best wingman ever!
Goddamit I've lost another crown.
SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed "
Can I still be best man though? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies
I do have rather good oral skills
It’s back on
Best wingman ever!
Goddamit I've lost another crown.
SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed
Can I still be best man though?"
Yea man |
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"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies
I do have rather good oral skills
It’s back on
Best wingman ever!
Goddamit I've lost another crown.
SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed
Can I still be best man though?
Yea man "
Wooooohoooooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies
I do have rather good oral skills
It’s back on
Best wingman ever!
Goddamit I've lost another crown.
SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed "
You mean I have competition? Oh dear, not sure I like this at all!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"As someone who has had a social or two with the OP, it may be a bit embarrassing when he licks the plate clean in public but it does give you a good chance to witness his tongue skills in all their glory. Just saying ladies
I do have rather good oral skills
It’s back on
Best wingman ever!
Goddamit I've lost another crown.
SJ got me Poochiepoo back. You've had plenty of time to get me _ady lick and you've still failed
You mean I have competition? Oh dear, not sure I like this at all!! "
Don't worry, you already won |
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