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over a year ago
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Oh thank you.. I will have;
-bowl of grapefruit and glass of orange juice
- pot of tea with honey
- 2 wheatbix with honey and cold whole milk.
- slice of toast with cured ham and cheese
Please and thank you...
Mistress Amelia x  |
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"Bacon toast fried bread tomatoes. You can have my sausage 
Awwww thank you. I like eating a sausage whole, want to watch?  "
Mmmm sounds good. I love to share my sausage |
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"Oh thank you.. I will have;
-bowl of grapefruit and glass of orange juice
- pot of tea with honey
- 2 wheatbix with honey and cold whole milk.
- slice of toast with cured ham and cheese
Please and thank you...
Mistress Amelia x "
As you asked so nicely Mistress Amelia I will make yours a priority x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time 
What can I get you...."
French teast with beans n bangers and plantin then pancakes with golden syrup please
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What can I get for you mrs time?
For me.....
A new car
A holiday abroad
A change in career
A winning lottery ticket
Or another coffee will suffice  "
Il try my very best just for you |
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Oh buffet is one of my favourite word.
Stayed in a hotel in Prague where the breakfast buffet had everything you could possibly imagine including sushi and alcohol.
It's the cake table I remember best though.....an 8 foot long table covered in the best cakes ever....wonderful...
So can you knock me up something like that please? No rush x |
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I’d really love bacon, eggs (runny) fried bread not toast, mushrooms, did I say bacon ?
Sausages, tomatoes, black pudding oh and do nt forget bacon
Shame I can’t eat or enjoy it at the moment
But I’d really like that
Still cereals with loads of milk and OJ cup of tea will suffice
( I can’t produce saliva at the mo, hence more liquids) |
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"Oh buffet is one of my favourite word.
Stayed in a hotel in Prague where the breakfast buffet had everything you could possibly imagine including sushi and alcohol.
It's the cake table I remember best though.....an 8 foot long table covered in the best cakes ever....wonderful...
So can you knock me up something like that please? No rush x"
8 foot long table of cake!!!!!! 
Pics or it never happened |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A concoction of paracetamol, water, hash browns, beans, croissant and a Granny Smith apple please x
Oh dear  And a cuddle? "
That would be good x you’ll have to do all the movement though |
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"I went to the USA in 1986 weighing 13 stones, I came back 6 weeks later at 15 stones
# fatfucker 
I can't remember 1986 
I prefer my men with a bit of meat on them
Will a Dad bod do
Yes!!!!  "
Excellent, I need to eat more pies then |
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"I’d really love bacon, eggs (runny) fried bread not toast, mushrooms, did I say bacon ?
Sausages, tomatoes, black pudding oh and do nt forget bacon
Shame I can’t eat or enjoy it at the moment
But I’d really like that
Still cereals with loads of milk and OJ cup of tea will suffice
( I can’t produce saliva at the mo, hence more liquids)"
 shall I liquidise a full English for you? |
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"A concoction of paracetamol, water, hash browns, beans, croissant and a Granny Smith apple please x
Oh dear And a cuddle?
That would be good x you’ll have to do all the movement though "
Shouldn't be a problem |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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4 bacon,4 egg, 4 sausage, 4 hash browns, 2 fried bread, 2 black pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, 2 rounds if toast. Keep me going for an hour or two |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"4 bacon,4 egg, 4 sausage, 4 hash browns, 2 fried bread, 2 black pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, 2 rounds if toast. Keep me going for an hour or two "
Mr Monkey! I guess you do need to fuel that beast of a bod of yours |
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"4 bacon,4 egg, 4 sausage, 4 hash browns, 2 fried bread, 2 black pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, 2 rounds if toast. Keep me going for an hour or two "
I'm so glad I don't have to feed you. |
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"4 bacon,4 egg, 4 sausage, 4 hash browns, 2 fried bread, 2 black pudding, beans, mushrooms, tomatoes, 2 rounds if toast. Keep me going for an hour or two "
Any sauce with that? |
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"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time
What can I get you....
Anything that I can eat in bed off your naked body
What about the crumbies????? "
I've got very flexible fingers and tongue that will find every last crumb that might be hiding in nooks and crannies |
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"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time
What can I get you....
Anything that I can eat in bed off your naked body
What about the crumbies?????
I've got very flexible fingers and tongue that will find every last crumb that might be hiding in nooks and crannies "
Good to know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Take your filthy mind somewhere else, it's breakfast time
What can I get you....bacon medallion baps please with butter and pepper
For you Jamesy boy, will be my pleasure "
Can I have colemans mustard too I realise this means no kissing but it's a must with bacon medallion baps |
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