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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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...for anyone willing to do my iron pile.
I will also through in a steak dinner, a packet of jaffas cakes and an endless supply of tea or coffee.
Maybe a shag if you're fit and easy.
Fakes and lesbians need not apply |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"...for anyone willing to do my iron pile.
I will also throw in a steak dinner, a packet of jaffas cakes and an endless supply of tea or coffee.
Maybe a shag if you're fit and easy.
Fakes and lesbians need not apply"
Fixed that for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So you don’t have a dry cleaners that does ironing near you then? I get 8 shirts for £10 "
I'm asking a bunch of strangers to come to my house and do a bunch of ironing for a cheap steak and a bit of veg. Do I look like I have £10 to throw away  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you willing to do once you dropped your pants?
Do I get to bring my feeldoe? 
Do you have one of those? I was looking at them. Any good?"
To Google!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you willing to do once you dropped your pants?
Do I get to bring my feeldoe?
Do you have one of those? I was looking at them. Any good?
To Google!!"
Oh god! No I'll pass thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"What are you willing to do once you dropped your pants?
Do I get to bring my feeldoe?
Do you have one of those? I was looking at them. Any good?
To Google!!
Oh god! No I'll pass thanks "
Hahaha. Not with a man! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If I agree to do a couple of shirts for you will you promise to keep your pants on? 
Can you come and do mine with pants off please?"
How’s about I wear a tutu? I hear there’s form in your house for unexpected tutu wearing!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"If I agree to do a couple of shirts for you will you promise to keep your pants on?
Can you come and do mine with pants off please?
How’s about I wear a tutu? I hear there’s form in your house for unexpected tutu wearing! "
Hahaha. Can we keep private messages off the forums please mister. I’m still laughing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I agree to do a couple of shirts for you will you promise to keep your pants on?
Can you come and do mine with pants off please?
How’s about I wear a tutu? I hear there’s form in your house for unexpected tutu wearing!
Hahaha. Can we keep private messages off the forums please mister. I’m still laughing "
So is my ironing getting done or what?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you willing to do once you dropped your pants?
I'm so desperate for my ironing to be done, it would be your choice
Oh now this could be fun  "
Please....Just make it quick  |
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"What are you willing to do once you dropped your pants?
I'm so desperate for my ironing to be done, it would be your choice
Oh now this could be fun
Please....Just make it quick "
Doncaster's just up the road from me   |
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