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Food and a forumite!

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Alright then, which forumite (this is denoted as anyone who posts on the forum whether perceived to be well known or not, as long as they’re someone you’ve noticed) would you pick to have what foodstuff with?

It can be sexual or social or a bunfight.

The only thing is to use more imagination then the obvious ideas eg. melon with F&B, or banana with Eric!

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By *heBirminghamWeekendMan over a year ago

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"Alright then, which forumite (this is denoted as anyone who posts on the forum whether perceived to be well known or not, as long as they’re someone you’ve noticed) would you pick to have what foodstuff with?

It can be sexual or social or a bunfight.

The only thing is to use more imagination then the obvious ideas eg. melon with F&B, or banana with Eric!

You, seafood linguini

(Puccini playing in the background )

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I would like to gorge marshmallows and really fizzy cola bottle sweets with Meli.

Peach schnapps sorbet with Scarlet Seduction.

Cucumber sandwiches with Hatter.

Cornish yarg and pickles with Ligeia.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You, seafood linguini

(Puccini playing in the background )

Oh, two things I love! And you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Madisonblue and anything involving whipped cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

McDonald’s then bunfight with bananaman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything Italian with SoulfulKinky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Madisonblue and anything involving whipped cream

Excellent shout! I’d throw blueberries on her too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"McDonald’s then bunfight with bananaman "

Iced bun?

Ewwwgh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anything Italian with SoulfulKinky."

That reeks of cheese!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I've already eaten with most of them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would have to go for a nice ribeye steak with Bladey

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

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By *he Mac LassWoman over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

MrsSB and her paella

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I would have to go for a nice ribeye steak with Bladey

Haha you know me so well

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I would have to go for a nice ribeye steak with Bladey

He was just saying he’s well done!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"MrsSB and her paella

Oh yes! The famous paella!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything Italian with SoulfulKinky.

That reeks of cheese!

Not his feet I hope

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anything Italian with SoulfulKinky.

That reeks of cheese!

Not his feet I hope

No that’s SolefullStinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Madisonblue and anything involving whipped cream

Excellent shout! I’d throw blueberries on her too."

Ohhhhh yessssss

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it."

You? Kinky nailed you?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

A picnic with Hatter.

Mrs SB would have to teach me her paella and I'd teach her how to bake.

Fireblade a birthday cake

Just peachy a birthday cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Madisonblue and anything involving whipped cream

Excellent shout! I’d throw blueberries on her too.

Ohhhhh yessssss

It would go with her blue theme

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it.

You? Kinky nailed you? "

Says nothing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A knickerbocker glory with SexyBrunette.... who will also be sat in all her glory!

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Italian restaurant with Floro

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A picnic with Hatter.

Mrs SB would have to teach me her paella and I'd teach her how to bake.

Fireblade a birthday cake

Just peachy a birthday cake

Your birthday cakes, I hope, baked by your fair hand?

All great choices!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it.

You? Kinky nailed you?

Says nothing

Ooooffft.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A knickerbocker glory with SexyBrunette.... who will also be sat in all her glory!

Creams.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it.

You? Kinky nailed you? "

Im working on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Italian restaurant with Floro"

Eat a restaurant?

Weirdo.

Good choice of company, though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it.

You? Kinky nailed you?

Im working on it

Strapon play! Brace!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A finger food extravaganza with Mixed Mister.

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Estella and a cheese wheel and a kilo of spaghetti.

SexyBrunette and roast chicken.

Roxi and gin and the cucumber slices that come in it

LaceyandSam and a dirty kebab.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Roast dinner with Gemini man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A finger food extravaganza with Mixed Mister."

Like little sausages, and nibbly bits?

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

Gelato with G3orgie

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it.

You? Kinky nailed you?

Im working on it

Strapon play! Brace!

Hang the fuck on a minute. I'm not that kinda biker

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Estella and a cheese wheel and a kilo of spaghetti.

SexyBrunette and roast chicken.

Roxi and gin and the cucumber slices that come in it

LaceyandSam and a dirty kebab.

So much laughter!!

Hang out with Sam and Lacey and you’re definitely in for a dirty kebab

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it.

You? Kinky nailed you?

Im working on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Roast dinner with Gemini man "

Oh I’d have pie with Gman.

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By *iss.RedWoman over a year ago

somewhere

Pizza with sexy brunette

Sandwiches with Moriarty

Brownie with Babs and Pink

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it.

You? Kinky nailed you?

Im working on it

Strapon play! Brace!

Hang the fuck on a minute. I'm not that kinda biker

She’ll do you rare!

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Miss Red and her Fish Taco

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?"

I make him scream usually

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pizza with sexy brunette

Sandwiches with Moriarty

Brownie with Babs and Pink"

Is that Swing’s new nickname?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Miss Red and her Fish Taco"

And for food?

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"A picnic with Hatter.

Mrs SB would have to teach me her paella and I'd teach her how to bake.

Fireblade a birthday cake

Just peachy a birthday cake

Your birthday cakes, I hope, baked by your fair hand?

All great choices!"

Yes they would be and in interesting shapes

For you a cheese board x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

Have a good cheese and whine evening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A picnic with Hatter.

Mrs SB would have to teach me her paella and I'd teach her how to bake.

Fireblade a birthday cake

Just peachy a birthday cake

Your birthday cakes, I hope, baked by your fair hand?

All great choices!

Yes they would be and in interesting shapes

For you a cheese board x "

I love the cheese! All of it!

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Something sweet with gorgeous Dotty. Maybe a giant bar of Galaxy and a few gins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ice cream with Dan

Takeaway with Jaffa

Fish and chips with pull my finger

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Something sweet with gorgeous Dotty. Maybe a giant bar of Galaxy and a few gins

A roast pork and Colman's mustard sandwich with _ady lick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Something sweet with gorgeous Dotty. Maybe a giant bar of Galaxy and a few gins

Virtual girlfriend, are you cheating on me?

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it.

You? Kinky nailed you?

Im working on it

Strapon play! Brace!

Hang the fuck on a minute. I'm not that kinda biker

She’ll do you rare!"

It'll be rare alright I garentee that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ice cream with Dan

Takeaway with Jaffa

Fish and chips with pull my finger "

Have fun!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Something sweet with gorgeous Dotty. Maybe a giant bar of Galaxy and a few gins

A roast pork and Colman's mustard sandwich with _ady lick."

Fuck yeah!

I just dribbled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've already eaten with most of them

Ahhh but what food?

You’ve not with me

Move bloody closer then. There is only 1 thing to eat out and kinky nailed it.

You? Kinky nailed you?

Im working on it

Strapon play! Brace!

Hang the fuck on a minute. I'm not that kinda biker

She’ll do you rare!

It'll be rare alright I garentee that."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cambozola, garlic and pepper crackers and a bottle of Valpolicella Amarone, but can’t for the life of me think who I’d share it with.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pancakes drizzled in anything sticky and sweet with PolarBear

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Something sweet with gorgeous Dotty. Maybe a giant bar of Galaxy and a few gins

Virtual girlfriend, are you cheating on me?

I would never do that!! Would you like a row of Galaxy and a snog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cambozola, garlic and pepper crackers and a bottle of Valpolicella Amarone, but can’t for the life of me think who I’d share it with."

You know who!

You always bring me Cambozola on the forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pancakes drizzled in anything sticky and sweet with PolarBear"

Are you going to toss him?

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Something sweet with gorgeous Dotty. Maybe a giant bar of Galaxy and a few gins

A roast pork and Colman's mustard sandwich with _ady lick."

Omg you dirty bastard!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pickled eggs with granny please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cambozola, garlic and pepper crackers and a bottle of Valpolicella Amarone, but can’t for the life of me think who I’d share it with.

You know who!

You always bring me Cambozola on the forum.

So predictable

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Something sweet with gorgeous Dotty. Maybe a giant bar of Galaxy and a few gins

Virtual girlfriend, are you cheating on me?

I would never do that!! Would you like a row of Galaxy and a snog?

Yeah! Now writhe with the other girl for my pleasure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Something sweet with gorgeous Dotty. Maybe a giant bar of Galaxy and a few gins

A roast pork and Colman's mustard sandwich with _ady lick.

Omg you dirty bastard!!! "

This is still making me salivate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Estella and a cheese wheel and a kilo of spaghetti.

SexyBrunette and roast chicken.

Roxi and gin and the cucumber slices that come in it

LaceyandSam and a dirty kebab.

So much laughter!!

Hang out with Sam and Lacey and you’re definitely in for a dirty kebab

Skewer you stelly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Pickled eggs with granny please"

Well played! (By not going with a crumpet!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Pickled eggs with granny please

Well played! (By not going with a crumpet!)"

Food crumpet, wasn’t being ageist, Granny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Cambozola, garlic and pepper crackers and a bottle of Valpolicella Amarone, but can’t for the life of me think who I’d share it with.

You know who!

You always bring me Cambozola on the forum.

So predictable

I love it!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Estella and a cheese wheel and a kilo of spaghetti.

SexyBrunette and roast chicken.

Roxi and gin and the cucumber slices that come in it

LaceyandSam and a dirty kebab.

So much laughter!!

Hang out with Sam and Lacey and you’re definitely in for a dirty kebab

Skewer you stelly

Join the BBqueue

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

It's more of a moan/shout of pleasue to be fair

And I would've thought it would be dauphinoise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Korma here then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

It's more of a moan/shout of pleasue to be fair

And I would've thought it would be dauphinoise

Potato!

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By *iss SJWoman over a year ago

Hull

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

It's more of a moan/shout of pleasue to be fair

And I would've thought it would be dauphinoise

I didn’t want to sound pretentious

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Korma here then"

Move closer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Leftovers....?! Are you taking the pilaf?!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

It's more of a moan/shout of pleasue to be fair

And I would've thought it would be dauphinoise

I didn’t want to sound pretentious

So you went with gelato!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Korma here then

Move closer

Hahahaha

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Leftovers....?! Are you taking the pilaf?!!

Well if you got her earlier you would have had a choice

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Leftovers....?! Are you taking the pilaf?!!

Naan left now!

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

It's more of a moan/shout of pleasue to be fair

And I would've thought it would be dauphinoise

I didn’t want to sound pretentious

You're from Hull, is that possible?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything Italian with SoulfulKinky."

You're just trying to get me in a pasta coma so you can have your wicked way with me

...but shh

you have found my weak spot

especially if it ends in tiramisu

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Leftovers....?! Are you taking the pilaf?!!

Naan left now!"

Well now I've got the raita hump!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

It's more of a moan/shout of pleasue to be fair

And I would've thought it would be dauphinoise

I didn’t want to sound pretentious

You're from Hull, is that possible?"

Sexy as fuck but not pretentious!

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

It's more of a moan/shout of pleasue to be fair

And I would've thought it would be dauphinoise

I didn’t want to sound pretentious

You're from Hull, is that possible?

Sexy as fuck but not pretentious!"

I agree, she is sexy as fuck

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By *anadu69Man over a year ago

Richmond

Jennifer Lawrence Ice cube

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Leftovers....?! Are you taking the pilaf?!!

Naan left now!

Well now I've got the raita hump!"

Sure your just not feeling a little dupiaza. Oh if only I could spell

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Leftovers....?! Are you taking the pilaf?!!

Naan left now!

Well now I've got the raita hump!"

Samosa I can give you a little bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

It's more of a moan/shout of pleasue to be fair

And I would've thought it would be dauphinoise

I didn’t want to sound pretentious

You're from Hull, is that possible?

Sexy as fuck but not pretentious!

I agree, she is sexy as fuck"

You and I always agree.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

" Jennifer Lawrence Ice cube "

Someone didn’t read the rules.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anything that Mr DirrtyPrettyThings could make me. In particular, hash browns and bacon. Apparently.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

You don't want my cake

and I can't eat Korma

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anything that Mr DirrtyPrettyThings could make me. In particular, hash browns and bacon. Apparently. "

Oooooh la la!! Now he’s a lovely Mr!

Enjoy nomming x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Leftovers....?! Are you taking the pilaf?!!

Naan left now!

Well now I've got the raita hump!

Samosa I can give you a little bit."

If you do promise to give you a right good shashlick!

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

You don't want my cake

and I can't eat Korma "

Now who the fuck told you I didn't want your........ cake

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Something sweet with gorgeous Dotty. Maybe a giant bar of Galaxy and a few gins

Virtual girlfriend, are you cheating on me?

I would never do that!! Would you like a row of Galaxy and a snog?

Yeah! Now writhe with the other girl for my pleasure!

Fuck to the yeaaahhhhhhh!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A Butterbeer with Lady Stardust

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!"

Open your profile you never know

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Roast din dins with Annie Wilkes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A finger food extravaganza with Mixed Mister.

Like little sausages, and nibbly bits?"

Like pancakes and honey.

Juicy chicken pulled from the bone and bbq sauce.

Jumbo prawns and sweet chilli dipping sauce.

Pineapple and melted dark chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!

Open your profile you never know

Nothing no see

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!

Open your profile you never know

Nothing no see

God damn it all privates and not the good kind

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!

Open your profile you never know

Nothing no see

God damn it all privates and not the good kind

I hate to say it. But I told you

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!

Open your profile you never know

Nothing no see

God damn it all privates and not the good kind

I hate to say it. But I told you

No you didn't I see the evil grin from here

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've some left over lamb Korma any takers

Leftovers....?! Are you taking the pilaf?!!

Naan left now!

Well now I've got the raita hump!

Samosa I can give you a little bit.

If you do promise to give you a right good shashlick!"

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Something sweet with gorgeous Dotty. Maybe a giant bar of Galaxy and a few gins

Virtual girlfriend, are you cheating on me?

I would never do that!! Would you like a row of Galaxy and a snog?

Yeah! Now writhe with the other girl for my pleasure!

Fuck to the yeaaahhhhhhh!!

Good girl.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roast din dins with Annie Wilkes

Greggs sausage rolls and iced ring doughnuts with you both

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!"

Who would you like?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A Butterbeer with Lady Stardust"

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!

Who would you like?

A squeaky voice from the corner. "Pick me pick me"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!

Open your profile you never know

Nothing no see

looks fine to me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!

Open your profile you never know

Nothing no see

God damn it all privates and not the good kind

I hate to say it. But I told you

No you didn't I see the evil grin from here

Yes I did. I said “nothing to see”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Butterbeer with Lady Stardust"

Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Roast din dins with Annie Wilkes

Oh and opal fruits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A finger food extravaganza with Mixed Mister.

Like little sausages, and nibbly bits?

Like pancakes and honey.

Juicy chicken pulled from the bone and bbq sauce.

Jumbo prawns and sweet chilli dipping sauce.

Pineapple and melted dark chocolate."

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Roast din dins with Annie Wilkes

Greggs sausage rolls and iced ring doughnuts with you both

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I’d like good food great wine and nice company is that connected with anyone?!

Open your profile you never know

Nothing no see

God damn it all privates and not the good kind

I hate to say it. But I told you

No you didn't I see the evil grin from here

Yes I did. I said “nothing to see”

Oh but there so is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roast din dins with Annie Wilkes

Greggs sausage rolls and iced ring doughnuts with you both

Good thinking... bed picnic snacks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tea and crumpets with Granny Crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roast din dins with Annie Wilkes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roast din dins with Annie Wilkes

Oh and opal fruits?"

I’d just honestly love to find out if it’s as good as she talks it up to be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chinese food in our underwear in bed with Dotty.

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By *kblueeyesCouple over a year ago

kilkenny

Ohhh so many choices can I have starters mains and pudding with every one now I am a greedy girl, or just toad in the hole x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

It's more of a moan/shout of pleasue to be fair

And I would've thought it would be dauphinoise

I didn’t want to sound pretentious

You're from Hull, is that possible?

Sexy as fuck but not pretentious!

I agree, she is sexy as fuck"

You have to say fuck like there's an uhhh sort of sound when you say it in Hullese

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Tea and crumpets with Granny Crumpet."

Rule break!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Roast din dins with Annie Wilkes

Oh and opal fruits?

I’d just honestly love to find out if it’s as good as she talks it up to be "

A rimming?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Chinese food in our underwear in bed with Dotty."

Will you shave your legs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ohhh so many choices can I have starters mains and pudding with every one now I am a greedy girl, or just toad in the hole x"

Oooooh toad in the hole!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Gelato with G3orgie

And then some I scream?

I make him scream usually

It's more of a moan/shout of pleasue to be fair

And I would've thought it would be dauphinoise

I didn’t want to sound pretentious

You're from Hull, is that possible?

Sexy as fuck but not pretentious!

I agree, she is sexy as fuck

You have to say fuck like there's an uhhh sort of sound when you say it in Hullese"

Isn’t that a gruhhhnt?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Roast din dins with Annie Wilkes

I love her! She’s always true to herself and consistent.

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By *kblueeyesCouple over a year ago

kilkenny

"Ohhh so many choices can I have starters mains and pudding with every one now I am a greedy girl, or just toad in the hole x

Oooooh toad in the hole!!"

Lol yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Ohhh so many choices can I have starters mains and pudding with every one now I am a greedy girl, or just toad in the hole x

Oooooh toad in the hole!!

Lol yes please

And lashings of gravy!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cambozola, garlic and pepper crackers and a bottle of Valpolicella Amarone, but can’t for the life of me think who I’d share it with."

Me but I will have plain oat crackers and mango chutney please x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A Laceyandsamwich.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I don't really know what anyone likes

Can I just invite everyone to one of those world buffet places and let you all help yourselves?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have been a naked buffet once, does that count?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't really know what anyone likes

Can I just invite everyone to one of those world buffet places and let you all help yourselves?

I just love your pics. I have a huge woman crush x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell, no one wants to bring me any food or take me out for some, suppose I'll have to go and make my own then

I would have nibbles and cocktails with the gorgeous Mystique

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't really know what anyone likes

Can I just invite everyone to one of those world buffet places and let you all help yourselves?

Cop out.

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By *ire_bladeMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I have been a naked buffet once, does that count?

Clears the table. Proof please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Minnie the minx anything as long as we use our fingers

Mystique burger king

Discreetblonde il take up on the chippy

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

Cheese, crackers, crisps and cider with that one over there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd have a pizza with NSAchick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't really know what anyone likes

Can I just invite everyone to one of those world buffet places and let you all help yourselves?

I just love your pics. I have a huge woman crush x"

Thank you. You can have extra helpings!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't really know what anyone likes

Can I just invite everyone to one of those world buffet places and let you all help yourselves?

Cop out."

Fine! Lib. Pizza. No olives!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheese, crackers, crisps and cider with that one over there "

I’ll bagsy sitting next to you to watch. Do we have dips? Chutney ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't really know what anyone likes

Can I just invite everyone to one of those world buffet places and let you all help yourselves?

I just love your pics. I have a huge woman crush x

Thank you. You can have extra helpings!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cambozola, garlic and pepper crackers and a bottle of Valpolicella Amarone, but can’t for the life of me think who I’d share it with.

Me but I will have plain oat crackers and mango chutney please x"

I can do plain oat crackers and the mango chutney but mine has a little kick of chilli

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have been a naked buffet once, does that count?

You can eat the cambozola naked if you like

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By *eliWoman over a year ago

"Cheese, crackers, crisps and cider with that one over there

I’ll bagsy sitting next to you to watch. Do we have dips? Chutney ? "

Chutney! And (because it has to start with a c) chickpea hummus.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lyche juice and a bueno with #youknowwhoyouare

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheese, crackers, crisps and cider with that one over there

I’ll bagsy sitting next to you to watch. Do we have dips? Chutney ?

Chutney! And (because it has to start with a c) chickpea hummus."

Oh my days yes! Babba gunush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ice cream with (or better yet, off) Dotty.X

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tea and crumpets with Granny Crumpet.

Rule break!"

She knows how to make tea properly though. I'll make it toast and marmite then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cheese, crackers, crisps and cider with that one over there

I’ll bagsy sitting next to you to watch. Do we have dips? Chutney ?

Chutney! And (because it has to start with a c) chickpea hummus.

Oh my days yes! Babba gunush "

Ganoush even

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

A taste-her menu and wine flight with moanerlisa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A Laceyandsamwich."

22/09/2018 21:55 hrs

Lib made my wife blush.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Cambozola, garlic and pepper crackers and a bottle of Valpolicella Amarone, but can’t for the life of me think who I’d share it with.

Me but I will have plain oat crackers and mango chutney please x

I can do plain oat crackers and the mango chutney but mine has a little kick of chilli

You do need something a little hot to tantalise!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bloody hell, no one wants to bring me any food or take me out for some, suppose I'll have to go and make my own then

I would have nibbles and cocktails with the gorgeous Mystique "

Put your feet up. I'll cook you something. Are you veggie or carnivore? Veggie lasagna is a goody. Otherwise I do a mean roast... with my own special roast potatoes

Fancy a nice red? Perhaps a well balanced Bordeaux?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your mum and Smash.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Your mum and Smash."

Smash with cheese was always a go to food after a night out,, 20 years ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything Italian with SoulfulKinky.

You're just trying to get me in a pasta coma so you can have your wicked way with me

...but shh

you have found my weak spot

especially if it ends in tiramisu

There has to be Tiramisu

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By *o new WinksMan over a year ago

BSE

They peel her with their metal knives,

Boil her for 20 of your minutes,

Then they Smash her all to bits...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anything Italian with SoulfulKinky.

You're just trying to get me in a pasta coma so you can have your wicked way with me

...but shh

you have found my weak spot

especially if it ends in tiramisu

There has to be Tiramisu

Right!

Why do Italian restaurants even bother printing a desert menu?

I twisted a venetian friends arm to show me how they make tiramisu. So it's another trick up my sleeve when I'm really trying to impress

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By *an_LexaCouple over a year ago

Sunderland

Well it’s nearly bedtime. If Danberks will make a pot of tea I’ll bring a packet of chocolate hobnobs. We can melt them, smear them and lick them off. Oats bits and all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Anything Italian with SoulfulKinky.

You're just trying to get me in a pasta coma so you can have your wicked way with me

...but shh

you have found my weak spot

especially if it ends in tiramisu

There has to be Tiramisu

Right!

Why do Italian restaurants even bother printing a desert menu?

To distinguish between all the different grains of sand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ladt word

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Jim and a flapjack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stelly and Meli in my belly

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