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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago
London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact |
When England played Germany in that famous 5-1 win, i stopped watching after the germans scored. We started having sex but i left the telly on. Then we scored... Still fucking... Scored again... Still fucking....half time comes and goes... Scored again... Still fucking...Owen nets his hat-trick... Still going...Heskey scores... Nope still not done... Almost... Ok...I've come. But I missed all the goals as the remaining 10 mins I got to watch was uneventful. What i learned though was that listening to football intently delays my orgasms. So girls, you should let me watch it whilst we fuck. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any man who puts a bunch of boys kicking a ball around before his woman, isn't worthy of a decent woman. "
I agree but England now that's another thing rugby or football support your national team, domestic football a bunch of overpaid foreign pansies running around a very expensive bit of turf
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Depends what game it is. Early season 3pm Saturday job - sex all day. Champions league semi final/World Cup final - sorry love, get yourself on fabs and try to find yourself a fat posh rugby chap! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Football. You can have sex anytime x
Speak for yourselves. A lot of us can't.
I was presuming both of them were in front of me x"
Still sex first. Surely a persons human wants and needs should come before a game. Football will still be around when that person isn't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Football. You can have sex anytime x
Speak for yourselves. A lot of us can't.
I was presuming both of them were in front of me x
Still sex first. Surely a persons human wants and needs should come before a game. Football will still be around when that person isn't. "
Catchup  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Football. You can have sex anytime x
Speak for yourselves. A lot of us can't.
I was presuming both of them were in front of me x
Still sex first. Surely a persons human wants and needs should come before a game. Football will still be around when that person isn't. "
That person will still have the same wants and needs in 90 minutes, the Footie will have finished |
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"Due to the fact I absolutely detest football and would happily ban it then I’d have to say hot sweaty filthy sex  "
Couldn't agree more.
22 under achievers getting paid hundreds of thousands to let their followers down on a weekly basis. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Football. You can have sex anytime x
Speak for yourselves. A lot of us can't.
I was presuming both of them were in front of me x
Still sex first. Surely a persons human wants and needs should come before a game. Football will still be around when that person isn't. "
Mr will still want it in 90 mins time. I'm sticking with the footy lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Due to the fact I absolutely detest football and would happily ban it then I’d have to say hot sweaty filthy sex
Couldn't agree more.
22 under achievers getting paid hundreds of thousands to let their followers down on a weekly basis."
Sounds like politicians too  |
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"Due to the fact I absolutely detest football and would happily ban it then I’d have to say hot sweaty filthy sex
Couldn't agree more.
22 under achievers getting paid hundreds of thousands to let their followers down on a weekly basis.
Sounds like politicians too "
It sure does, they too know how to under perform.
Cant believe the idiots are now talking about nationalisation again FFS.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Run of the mill league game versus a one off chance with someone off my scorchio list?
I’ll opt for the slap and tickle please.
Big top of the table game or glamourous cup tie? .. she’s staying home with her rabbit I’m afraid while I go to the match |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Football. You can have sex anytime x
Speak for yourselves. A lot of us can't.
I was presuming both of them were in front of me x
Still sex first. Surely a persons human wants and needs should come before a game. Football will still be around when that person isn't.
That person will still have the same wants and needs in 90 minutes, the Footie will have finished "
Not necessarily |
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