"No firsts here I'm afraid. Which supermarket? "
Tesco! Thanks for correcting firsts for me! I stared and stared at it thinking "that's wrong", but i couldn't work it out! I even typed the phase "Always comes first" and predictive text still fucked me over! Word blind I'm sure!  
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Rushed into an ASDA loo once, sat down, dropped about a foot, scared the life out of me ( think I may actually have squealed),then realised I was on a tiny toilet in the kids cubicle and the seats were lower....Supermarket toilet fail!
I blame my bifocals. |
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"Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!
Have you had any "firts" today?
I went in after him and passed out. "
It was actually ok after i left the automatic anti stink machine had done it's thing, and the hand soap was quite fragrant. Obviously the pan it's self looked like someone had held a motorcross race in there, but that's pretty standard right? |
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"Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!
Have you had any "firts" today?
I went in after him and passed out.
It was actually ok after i left the automatic anti stink machine had done it's thing, and the hand soap was quite fragrant. Obviously the pan it's self looked like someone had held a motorcross race in there, but that's pretty standard right?"
Did you check they had bog roll in before you had a poo! |
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"Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!
Have you had any "firts" today?
I went in after him and passed out.
It was actually ok after i left the automatic anti stink machine had done it's thing, and the hand soap was quite fragrant. Obviously the pan it's self looked like someone had held a motorcross race in there, but that's pretty standard right?
Did you check they had bog roll in before you had a poo! "
Had to wipe on a five pound note once.
That's probably technically treason.
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"Just had my first crap in a supermarket toilet!
Have you had any "firts" today?
I went in after him and passed out.
It was actually ok after i left the automatic anti stink machine had done it's thing, and the hand soap was quite fragrant. Obviously the pan it's self looked like someone had held a motorcross race in there, but that's pretty standard right?
Did you check they had bog roll in before you had a poo! "
Of course! Wipe the seat first, then apply a small amount of liquid soap to some more paper, and wipe again! It's like a new seat!  |
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