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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

As with most men on here, meeting people is difficult.

In a silly attempt to stand out from the crowd, I thought I would put up a sexual CV as a bit of fun

What would your CV say?

Name: Mike

Height: 6’

Build: Medium

Vital Sizing: 8” (8 1/2” on a good day)

Experience:

From a young age Mike discovered the joy of sex and the pleasure it brought. From his formative sexual years of finding his fathers pornographic magazine through to his first full sexual encounter, he studied and trained hard the be the best he could be.

He gained a large amount of experience during his 20s, fine tuning his skills which would set up his career.

At the age of 30, he joined a single company who he remained with for 10 years however he found the mundane day to day work repetitive and unfulfilling.

Following the collapse of the business partnership he freelanced for a few years, making many great new business contacts.

He joined another full time company five years ago however, to avoid the previous issues of repetitive work, he continued to freelance without the knowledge of his new employer.

Skills:

Mike has developed great oral skills over the years and practice as a freediver allows him remain at the coal face for prolonged periods, ensuring the completion of jobs.

Great listening skills allow was him to adapt to situations and facilitate solutions to most problems.

In his spare time he keeps himself physically fit; this endurance has been commented on by many satisfied clients.

Hobbies

In his spare time, Mike studies scientific papers

and was recently part of the team which discovered a cure for Ebola. He is chess grand master and plays semi-professional football.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Name: F&B or Bearded Casanova

Height: 5'9

Build: Average

Vital Sizing: 6” cut (hairy pubic but waxed balls, penis and asscrack but I usually leave three hairs around my rectum)

Experience:

Auto-sexual-biography:

At 14 years old, I've discovered the joy as well as the pleasure that the view of tits can give me.

The end.

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By *he Mac LassWoman  over a year ago

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Name: Mac

Height: 5’5.5

Build: No I don’t build but I do have the PPE

Vital Sizing: Proper chubster

Experience: 20 years of dirty bitchin’

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Name: Babs

Height: 5’1 and 3/4

Build: Built

Vital Sizing: Ample with wobbly bits and rather special breasts.

Experience: practically virginal

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Name: j

Height: 6’4 unless we’re horizontal then does it matter?

Build: terminator

Vital statistics: grower not a show’er

Experience: late bloomer, eager to please, many nights spent practicing

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