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over a year ago
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"Don't put your dick where you wouldn't put your fingers"
‘Your pecker is your most precious posession and some of you fuckers put it where I wouldn’t put the furel of my umberella’
Surprisingly not a Rhianna quote, but some guards officer was famous for saying it |
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You know, I used to think it was awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe.
Marcus Cole, Babylon 5 |
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over a year ago
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"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer. Let him keep step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away "
Thoreau from "Walden" |
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"Do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.
Happy Friday  "
You have just inspired me to give up on the housework  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When you are going through hell, keep going.
Winston Churchill.
Fuck them all, and when they are fucking off, tell them to fuck off some more.
Bossdiggity |
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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago
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"I don't walk into a roomful of people and wonder 'Will they like me?'. I walk into a room full of people and think 'Do I like them?' "
A variation I use, as I have been known to be unsociable - all people are c**ts until they prove otherwise |
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over a year ago
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"If you're walking alone at night and are afraid of being mugged, simply mug someone else! The chances of their being 2 muggers in the same area is very slim. "
Hahaha. Love it |
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over a year ago
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"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself.
Fishing is not that hard and he's a grown man."
Hahaha you kill me |
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"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day.
Don't teach a man to fish and feed yourself.
Fishing is not that hard and he's a grown man."
Teach a man to fish...and that’s his weekends sorted. |
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