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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Yorkshire women preferably
No vegans
What your thing with vegans? Are vegetarian ok?  "
I class vegans and terrorists in the same category, annoying and shouldn't exist.
Here's a list of reasons why they're the same
1. Can't go to a steak house with one
2. Won't cook you a bacon sarny
3. They won't leave you in peace
4. When they go off, you can hear them for miles
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5. They want us all to change the way we live |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Yorkshire women preferably
No vegans
What your thing with vegans? Are vegetarian ok?
I class vegans and terrorists in the same category, annoying and shouldn't exist.
Here's a list of reasons why they're the same
1. Can't go to a steak house with one
2. Won't cook you a bacon sarny
3. They won't leave you in peace
4. When they go off, you can hear them for miles
And
5. They want us all to change the way we live"
How do you know somebody is VEGAN?
THEY FUCKING TELL YOU! |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"I'm in. Yorkshire women preferably
No vegans
What your thing with vegans? Are vegetarian ok?
I class vegans and terrorists in the same category, annoying and shouldn't exist.
Here's a list of reasons why they're the same
1. Can't go to a steak house with one
2. Won't cook you a bacon sarny
3. They won't leave you in peace
4. When they go off, you can hear them for miles
And
5. They want us all to change the way we live
How do you know somebody is VEGAN?
THEY FUCKING TELL YOU! "
I can see you both feel strongly about vegans.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Yorkshire women preferably
No vegans
What your thing with vegans? Are vegetarian ok?
I class vegans and terrorists in the same category, annoying and shouldn't exist.
Here's a list of reasons why they're the same
1. Can't go to a steak house with one
2. Won't cook you a bacon sarny
3. They won't leave you in peace
4. When they go off, you can hear them for miles
And
5. They want us all to change the way we live
How do you know somebody is VEGAN?
THEY FUCKING TELL YOU!
I can see you both feel strongly about vegans.
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Abominations to the human race they are |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Yorkshire women preferably
No vegans
What your thing with vegans? Are vegetarian ok?
I class vegans and terrorists in the same category, annoying and shouldn't exist.
Here's a list of reasons why they're the same
1. Can't go to a steak house with one
2. Won't cook you a bacon sarny
3. They won't leave you in peace
4. When they go off, you can hear them for miles
And
5. They want us all to change the way we live
How do you know somebody is VEGAN?
THEY FUCKING TELL YOU!
I can see you both feel strongly about vegans.
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It’s fair to say, yes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Yorkshire women preferably
No vegans
What your thing with vegans? Are vegetarian ok?
I class vegans and terrorists in the same category, annoying and shouldn't exist.
Here's a list of reasons why they're the same
1. Can't go to a steak house with one
2. Won't cook you a bacon sarny
3. They won't leave you in peace
4. When they go off, you can hear them for miles
And
5. They want us all to change the way we live
How do you know somebody is VEGAN?
THEY FUCKING TELL YOU!
I can see you both feel strongly about vegans.
"
CAN WE ALL PLAY NICELY PLEASE |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"I'm in. Yorkshire women preferably
No vegans
What your thing with vegans? Are vegetarian ok?
I class vegans and terrorists in the same category, annoying and shouldn't exist.
Here's a list of reasons why they're the same
1. Can't go to a steak house with one
2. Won't cook you a bacon sarny
3. They won't leave you in peace
4. When they go off, you can hear them for miles
And
5. They want us all to change the way we live
How do you know somebody is VEGAN?
THEY FUCKING TELL YOU!
I can see you both feel strongly about vegans.
CAN WE ALL PLAY NICELY PLEASE "
I like to play naughty op  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Yorkshire women preferably
No vegans
What your thing with vegans? Are vegetarian ok?
I class vegans and terrorists in the same category, annoying and shouldn't exist.
Here's a list of reasons why they're the same
1. Can't go to a steak house with one
2. Won't cook you a bacon sarny
3. They won't leave you in peace
4. When they go off, you can hear them for miles
And
5. They want us all to change the way we live
How do you know somebody is VEGAN?
THEY FUCKING TELL YOU!
I can see you both feel strongly about vegans.
CAN WE ALL PLAY NICELY PLEASE
I like to play naughty op "
Behave woman!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in. Yorkshire women preferably
No vegans
What your thing with vegans? Are vegetarian ok?
I class vegans and terrorists in the same category, annoying and shouldn't exist.
Here's a list of reasons why they're the same
1. Can't go to a steak house with one
2. Won't cook you a bacon sarny
3. They won't leave you in peace
4. When they go off, you can hear them for miles
And
5. They want us all to change the way we live
How do you know somebody is VEGAN?
THEY FUCKING TELL YOU!
I can see you both feel strongly about vegans.
CAN WE ALL PLAY NICELY PLEASE "
Eerrggh, the vegans are here  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok) "
(Before you mention I'm more than 45 minutes away, you should know I'm a very fast driver) |
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"I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok) "
Is 6’5 too much then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Place your free ad here! your new fwb might be looking! Good luck all  "
This is your captain calling...cabin crew wanted for daytime, weekday flights...with occasional stop over options.
Well presented with an excellent work ethic essential.
Apply within |
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"Place your free ad here! your new fwb might be looking! Good luck all
This is your captain calling...cabin crew wanted for daytime, weekday flights...with occasional stop over options.
Well presented with an excellent work ethic essential.
Apply within "
Oh have the best profile I have ever read |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok)
(Before you mention I'm more than 45 minutes away, you should know I'm a very fast driver)"
Sorry, I don't eat meat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply 
I wouldn't if I were you
Can I apply Jessica?
Too old for me, soz savage "
It's all in my profile, dear  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok) wasn’t it 30 mins last time? might aswell stretch to a hour for better success "
Yes it was, an hour is too far. It's me that does the travelling, I'd rather spend as little time as possible in my car. You get me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok)
(Before you mention I'm more than 45 minutes away, you should know I'm a very fast driver)
Sorry, I don't eat meat "
Well I dug myself well and truly into that one |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok)
Is 6’5 too much then "
No, 6'5 is good. Stoke is too far! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply
I wouldn't if I were you
I reckon I could handle it 
You might not get a reply
Oh I see, not good enough for you lol "
Competition is massive |
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"I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok)
Is 6’5 too much then
No, 6'5 is good. Stoke is too far!"
Oh I would come to you, or at least meet halfway |
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply
I wouldn't if I were you
I reckon I could handle it
You might not get a reply
Oh I see, not good enough for you lol
Competition is massive "
Well I’ll have to show you what I can do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok) wasn’t it 30 mins last time? might aswell stretch to a hour for better success
Yes it was, an hour is too far. It's me that does the travelling, I'd rather spend as little time as possible in my car. You get me?"
But surely a extra 15 minutes for what you really want and need is worth it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply
I wouldn't if I were you
I reckon I could handle it
You might not get a reply
Oh I see, not good enough for you lol
Competition is massive
Well I’ll have to show you what I can do "
You don't have to really |
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply
I wouldn't if I were you
I reckon I could handle it
You might not get a reply
Oh I see, not good enough for you lol
Competition is massive
Well I’ll have to show you what I can do
You don't have to really "
Only if you ask me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply
I wouldn't if I were you
I reckon I could handle it
You might not get a reply
Oh I see, not good enough for you lol
Competition is massive
Well I’ll have to show you what I can do
You don't have to really
Only if you ask me too "
I would never ask you  lol |
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply
I wouldn't if I were you
I reckon I could handle it
You might not get a reply
Oh I see, not good enough for you lol
Competition is massive
Well I’ll have to show you what I can do
You don't have to really
Only if you ask me too
I would never ask you lol"
Oh that hurt |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply
I wouldn't if I were you
I reckon I could handle it
You might not get a reply
Oh I see, not good enough for you lol
Competition is massive
Well I’ll have to show you what I can do
You don't have to really
Only if you ask me too
I would never ask you lol
Oh that hurt "
Thought you could handle anything |
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply
I wouldn't if I were you
I reckon I could handle it
You might not get a reply
Oh I see, not good enough for you lol
Competition is massive
Well I’ll have to show you what I can do
You don't have to really
Only if you ask me too
I would never ask you lol
Oh that hurt
Thought you could handle anything "
Didn’t say I didn’t enjoy the pain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got my eye on someone.
I wouldn't like to say what else I'm putting on him
Lucky guy. "
He might not agree when I reveal my plan to shit on his face  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply
I wouldn't if I were you
I reckon I could handle it
You might not get a reply
Oh I see, not good enough for you lol
Competition is massive
Well I’ll have to show you what I can do
You don't have to really
Only if you ask me too
I would never ask you lol
Oh that hurt
Thought you could handle anything
Didn’t say I didn’t enjoy the pain "
Ok I'm gonna let you suffer in silence |
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"Still searching for my sexercise partner
Where can I apply
I wouldn't if I were you
I reckon I could handle it
You might not get a reply
Oh I see, not good enough for you lol
Competition is massive
Well I’ll have to show you what I can do
You don't have to really
Only if you ask me too
I would never ask you lol
Oh that hurt
Thought you could handle anything
Didn’t say I didn’t enjoy the pain
Ok I'm gonna let you suffer in silence "
Hard love |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok)
(Before you mention I'm more than 45 minutes away, you should know I'm a very fast driver)
Sorry, I don't eat meat
Well I dug myself well and truly into that one "
I do really, give me a steak and I'm yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Love to find a sexy local lady as a fwb..
Sutton Croydon wimbledon sort of areas would be ideal
Pop me a message if this interests any of you beautiful ladies/or lady of couple |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got my eye on someone.
I wouldn't like to say what else I'm putting on him
Lucky guy.
He might not agree when I reveal my plan to shit on his face "
I take that back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Place your free ad here! your new fwb might be looking! Good luck all
This is your captain calling...cabin crew wanted for daytime, weekday flights...with occasional stop over options.
Well presented with an excellent work ethic essential.
Apply within
Oh have the best profile I have ever read "
Why thank you...Im sure my recruitment drive would be easier if I lived near an airport |
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"Place your free ad here! your new fwb might be looking! Good luck all
This is your captain calling...cabin crew wanted for daytime, weekday flights...with occasional stop over options.
Well presented with an excellent work ethic essential.
Apply within
Oh have the best profile I have ever read
Why thank you...Im sure my recruitment drive would be easier if I lived near an airport "
Shhhhhh, no one would ever be able to tell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Place your free ad here! your new fwb might be looking! Good luck all
This is your captain calling...cabin crew wanted for daytime, weekday flights...with occasional stop over options.
Well presented with an excellent work ethic essential.
Apply within
Oh have the best profile I have ever read
Why thank you...Im sure my recruitment drive would be easier if I lived near an airport
Shhhhhh, no one would ever be able to tell "
Really? |
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"Place your free ad here! your new fwb might be looking! Good luck all
This is your captain calling...cabin crew wanted for daytime, weekday flights...with occasional stop over options.
Well presented with an excellent work ethic essential.
Apply within
Oh have the best profile I have ever read
Why thank you...Im sure my recruitment drive would be easier if I lived near an airport
Shhhhhh, no one would ever be able to tell
Really? "
I couldn’t, but then again I was too busy looking at you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got my eye on someone.
I wouldn't like to say what else I'm putting on him
Lucky guy.
He might not agree when I reveal my plan to shit on his face
I take that back. "
No backsies!!! |
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"I'd really love to find a regular fwb. Someone to meet up with a couple of times a month for some crazy sex and bear hugs.
Must be no more than 45 mins away, able to accommodate when I'm available and be as tall as tall can be (actually anyone over 5'10 is ok)
(Before you mention I'm more than 45 minutes away, you should know I'm a very fast driver)
Sorry, I don't eat meat "
You most certainly do, young lady. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm in the "older" class but I'd like to think I will make you feel good and not that you're shagging your grandma. I love kissing too "
your at a good age big tits |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah, right, so err advert yes...
Good condition for age, good runner.
A comfortable ride.
No major mechanical issues.
Body work in okay condition.
Only used for going to the shops once a...
Oh, wait I'm not trying to sell my first car again lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, right, so err advert yes...
Good condition for age, good runner.
A comfortable ride.
No major mechanical issues.
Body work in okay condition.
Only used for going to the shops once a...
Oh, wait I'm not trying to sell my first car again lol."
One lady owner? |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
Fleet |
"I'm in the "older" class but I'd like to think I will make you feel good and not that you're shagging your grandma. I love kissing too "
We are in the experienced class, 40's are the new 20's |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hi everyone
Hello my name is Shadwell, I'd like to think I'm useful like a tool. People say, "Shadwell, you're a tool""
oh well life can be cruel sometimes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah, right, so err advert yes...
Good condition for age, good runner.
A comfortable ride.
No major mechanical issues.
Body work in okay condition.
Only used for going to the shops once a...
Oh, wait I'm not trying to sell my first car again lol.
One lady owner? "
But of course. Are there any other kind? Lol. |
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