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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Went through a place called Three Holes on Sunday,

Any other names that would be good for FAB people to live?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres a place nearby called Cwm (pronounced cum)

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By *emini ManMan over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Penistone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cockermouth is always good for a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

wilsford cum lake always makes me snigger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Three cocks near hay on wye.

Fingerinhoe near Colchester

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By *ORDERMANMan over a year ago

wrexham

"Theres a place nearby called Cwm (pronounced cum)

I would beg to differ... Cwm surely is pronounced Coom not cum... EG Cwm rhonda..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a place nearby called Cwm (pronounced cum)

It's not pronounced cum lmfao it's pronounced comb hahahaha.

Ebbw girl then lol.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a place nearby called Cwm (pronounced cum)

I would beg to differ... Cwm surely is pronounced Coom not cum... EG Cwm rhonda.. "

Well spelling abit off but same as a hair comb lol.

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By *ebjonnsonMan over a year ago

Maldon

Lickey End and Bassetts Pole, both in the Midlands always makes me smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Twatt up in Orkney always .akes me laugh

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By *uicy Lucy and percyCouple over a year ago

wales

Marian Cwm in North Wales

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Dyke: Licolnshire

Gaywood: Norfolk

1. Cocks, Cornwall

2. Minge Lane, Upton-upon-Severn, Worcestershire, England

3. Bell End, Worcestershire, England

4. Twatt, Shetland (note, there is another Twatt in Orkney)

5. Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest, Hampshire, England with a name dating

back to Henry VIII

6. Fingringhoe, Essex, England

7. Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district

8. Shitterton, Dorset, England

9. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock, England

10. Hole of Horcum, North York Moors, England

11. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire, England

12. Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire, Scotland

13. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire, England

14. Funbag Drive, Watford, England

15. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire, England

16. Beaver Close, Surrey, England

17. Dick Court, Lanarkshire, Scotland

18. Felch Square, Powys, Wales

19. Lickfold, West Sussex, England

20. Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire, England

21. Spanker Lane, Nether Heage, Derbyshire

22. Cocknmouth Close, West End, Surrey

23. Friars' Entry, Oxford, Oxfordshire, England

24. Butt Hole Road, Conisbrough, South Yorkshire

25. Cockermouth, Allerdale, Cumbria

26. Fine Bush Lane, Ruislip

27. Ladygate Lane, Ruislip

28. Hornyold Road, Malvern, Worcestershire, England

29. Crotch Crescent, Marston, Oxford, England

30. Cumming Court, Pitville, Gloucestershire, England

31. Wide Open, United Kingdom

How about this for a social?

Fuckoffee, 163-167 Bermondsey Street, Bermondsey, London, United Kingdom

Grope cunt lane: no longer exists

Going abroad?

Spunky Canyon, Los Angeles County, California, United States

Fucking, Upper Austria, Austria

Wankham, Henndorf am Wallersee, Austria

Condom-d'Aubrac, France

Lesbos Grill Courtoglou GmbH, Hönnetalstr. 56,

Hemer, Deutschland

Peniscola, Castellón, Spain (Great for cocktails)

Pissy, France

Gaylord, Michigan, United States

Fetish Beauty Bar, 421 E 111th St, Chicago, IL 60628, United States

Happy travelling

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Went through a place called Three Holes on Sunday,

Any other names that would be good for FAB people to live?"

There’s a place up the road from me called Cocking and I know of a village in Essex called Fingringhoe

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Pratts Bottom (snigger).

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By *yronutMan over a year ago

St Austell

"Pratts Bottom (snigger).

Not forgetting ‘Six Mile Bottom and Four Mile Botton’

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Theres a place in Cornwall called cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Muff.

County Donegal

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I live near a place called Fulking, the road signs get vandalised quite often

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

Wetwang, Yorkshire

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By *uckOfTheBayMan over a year ago

Mold

"Theres a place nearby called Cwm (pronounced cum)

I would beg to differ... Cwm surely is pronounced Coom not cum... EG Cwm rhonda..

Well spelling abit off but same as a hair comb lol."

Bunch of Taff's, try learning proper Welsh

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Fochabers in Scotland

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By *agermeisterMan over a year ago

Leeds

Fucking-shit-hole.

Well that's what I call Leeds.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fucking-shit-hole.

Well that's what I call Leeds."
knocking in Shropshire

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Went through a place called Three Holes on Sunday,

Any other names that would be good for FAB people to live?

There’s a place up the road from me called Cocking and I know of a village in Essex called Fingringhoe :-

I've been to Cocking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I live near a place called Fulking, the road signs get vandalised quite often

Beautiful place you live in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Went through a place called Three Holes on Sunday,

Any other names that would be good for FAB people to live?

There’s a place up the road from me called Cocking and I know of a village in Essex called Fingringhoe :-

I've been to Cocking

It’s a quaint little village with a few hidden treasures for the keen explorer

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By *elvet RopeMan over a year ago

by the big field

"knocking in Shropshire

Don't forget it has (or had) the knocking shop

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

And of course everyone's favourite..Lover, Wiltshire

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

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By *tingly ByronMan over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

On the way to my usual swingers club I drive through Fabberstown.

Always makes me chuckle.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Bastardstown, Co. Wexford

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"knocking in Shropshire

Don't forget it has (or had) the knocking shop

And a stones throw away is pant

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

We've Ryde over here, and pathway called Cockrams yard where victorian ladies of the night plied their trade

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By *rlo67Man over a year ago

Dumfries

In Austria there is a village called Fucking that gets its signs stolen. There is a Wikipedia page about the place. You can go to the Fucking post office and buy a Fucking postcard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Down here in Cornwall there is a village called Doublebois (pronounced Double Boys). Suitable for MMF meets?)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scratchy Bottom, Dorset.

Yep. It exists.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a place nearby called Cwm (pronounced cum)

I would beg to differ... Cwm surely is pronounced Coom not cum... EG Cwm rhonda..

Well spelling abit off but same as a hair comb lol."

'W' in middle of word is pronounced 'OO' so phonetically it's 'Coom'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a place nearby called Cwm (pronounced cum)

I would beg to differ... Cwm surely is pronounced Coom not cum... EG Cwm rhonda..

Well spelling abit off but same as a hair comb lol.

'W' in middle of word is pronounced 'OO' so phonetically it's 'Coom'"

But more to the point, how can someone who lives in Wales not know this ?? Yes, fluent in Welsh here...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scratchy Bottom, Dorset.

Yep. It exists.

"
Twinned with Skinner's Bottom in Cornwall (yes there is one)

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By *idlandiaMan over a year ago

Birmingham

There's a place called Studland, nearby is sandy balls resort. In America there is a town called minus. Brest in France. Near me there's an area called Acocks green :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Theres a place nearby called Cwm (pronounced cum)

I would beg to differ... Cwm surely is pronounced Coom not cum... EG Cwm rhonda..

Well spelling abit off but same as a hair comb lol.

'W' in middle of word is pronounced 'OO' so phonetically it's 'Coom'

But more to the point, how can someone who lives in Wales not know this ?? Yes, fluent in Welsh here...

You ever sat down and tried explaining to an English person how to explain words? Haha it's alot easier to use English words like comb to get them to say cwm lmfao.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Pratts Bottom (snigger).

Not forgetting ‘Six Mile Bottom and Four Mile Botton’"

I got married in Six Mile Bottom, I should have remembered that!

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By *leecouple101Couple over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

Fanny Hands Lane, Market Rasen

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By *leecouple101Couple over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire