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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To me a real man is about displaying a mature attitude. This doesn't have anything to do with chronological age. But I'm sure others have their own definitions.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Maybe she thought you were a robot.

Real men are human beings who identify as men. Aren't they?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you not ask her? I would have asked

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

Banana manchild!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe you just weren't the man for her..

No point analysing it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An affectionate poet with a courageous soul who is willing to stride boldly out in blustery weather and sing to the stars of the yearnings of their soul

Compared to that you're just a wimp

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe she thought you were a robot.

Real men are human beings who identify as men. Aren't they?

I have a medical certificate from my GP which says I’m a male which proves that I’m a man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Did you not ask her? I would have asked "

It’s not wise to question a woman..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ9VBMBS3qE

Neneh Cherry - Manchild - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She meamt northern

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She meamt northern

Aaah that must be it!

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By *rkeb3Man over a year ago

east Lancashire road

maybe she wasn't a real women are u sure she is a real women?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She meamt northern

Aaah that must be it!

Where the beards are thick and the hands are rough

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By *r_BlueEyesMan over a year ago

Manchester

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. "

The quest to become a real man. When you find the secret let me know hahaha

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"Maybe she thought you were a robot.

Real men are human beings who identify as men. Aren't they?

I have a medical certificate from my GP which says I’m a male which proves that I’m a man

I have a letter from the hospital which says, and I quote that I "appear normal". Which proves that the medical profession can be mistaken.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"To me a real man is about displaying a mature attitude. This doesn't have anything to do with chronological age. But I'm sure others have their own definitions."

That's him out then

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"She meamt northern

Aaah that must be it!

Where the beards are thick and the hands are rough "

But you just need a bit of grooming and TLC.. in other words.. take care of yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To me a real man is about displaying a mature attitude. This doesn't have anything to do with chronological age. But I'm sure others have their own definitions.

That's him out then"

So rich coming from you

#theiriony

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By *eonnieCouple over a year ago

Worsley

"Maybe you just weren't the man for her..

No point analysing it "

This!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"To me a real man is about displaying a mature attitude. This doesn't have anything to do with chronological age. But I'm sure others have their own definitions.

That's him out then

So rich coming from you

#theiriony

Irony*

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

I hate ironing Wish I had a real man to help

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you frequently hug puppies whilst bare chested. Can you start a fire with just your bare hands and your wits. Do you burn meat on a barbeque every summer. ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. "
you start off with gepetto and work your way up

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"Maybe you just weren't the man for her..

No point analysing it

This!

A real man would accept it and move on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. "

Her loss buddy , a real man pah everyone is different we dont need badges

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To me a real man is about displaying a mature attitude. This doesn't have anything to do with chronological age. But I'm sure others have their own definitions.

That's him out then

So rich coming from you

#theiriony

Irony*"

When you start correcting spelling mistakes

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By *r FirecrackerMan over a year ago

London

Being told your not a real man, ouch. Time to have a good long look in the mirror pal......

Or she has it completely wrong

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a Red Hot Chilli Peppers song said...

If you have to ask, you'll never know!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"To me a real man is about displaying a mature attitude. This doesn't have anything to do with chronological age. But I'm sure others have their own definitions.

That's him out then

So rich coming from you

#theiriony

Irony*

When you start correcting spelling mistakes

Cut me deep with that one, how manly of you! Maybe I was wrong and you are a man, not a boy in a man's body

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Manners maketh the man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe you just weren't the man for her..

No point analysing it

This!

A real man would accept it and move on.

I’m not upset because she wants a real man.. I’m upset because she had fake boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Manners maketh the man"

This is very true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To me a real man is about displaying a mature attitude. This doesn't have anything to do with chronological age. But I'm sure others have their own definitions.

That's him out then

So rich coming from you

#theiriony

Irony*

When you start correcting spelling mistakes

Cut me deep with that one, how manly of you! Maybe I was wrong and you are a man, not a boy in a man's body"

Again so rich coming from you

#theirony

This time I got the correct spelling

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By *antra MassageMan over a year ago

South Side.

A real man goes boldly where no man has gone before.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

"To me a real man is about displaying a mature attitude. This doesn't have anything to do with chronological age. But I'm sure others have their own definitions.

That's him out then

So rich coming from you

#theiriony

Irony*

When you start correcting spelling mistakes

Cut me deep with that one, how manly of you! Maybe I was wrong and you are a man, not a boy in a man's body

Again so rich coming from you

#theirony

This time I got the correct spelling

I'd like you to point out what's rich about it? Do you see me being immature and antagonistic on the forums on a daily basis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bananaboy?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Men still acting like kids trying to stick there cock in any hole going.

Ie thinking with there cock first.

From what I've been told anyway.

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

"A real man goes boldly where no man has gone before."

FYI this isn't the ladies bathrooms lads

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why do you consider yourself a hard bloke?

Physically you think you’re hard & can take a beating or mentally hard cause you're difficult to decipher?!

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By *bonynivoryCouple over a year ago

market harborough

I thought you were fruit?

Mrs

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By *good-being-badMan over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

"Maybe you just weren't the man for her..

No point analysing it

This!

A real man would accept it and move on.

I’m not upset because she wants a real man.. I’m upset because she had fake boobs

Ahhh.. was the rest plastic cos that's called a doll

.. and no matter what you say about cuddling after sex it's really a deflating experience..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To me a real man is about displaying a mature attitude. This doesn't have anything to do with chronological age. But I'm sure others have their own definitions.

That's him out then

So rich coming from you

#theiriony

Transphobia and misogyny do seem to be a recurring theme in your posts. Maybe you’re just scared of women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To me a real man is about displaying a mature attitude. This doesn't have anything to do with chronological age. But I'm sure others have their own definitions.

That's him out then

So rich coming from you

#theiriony

Transphobia and misogyny do seem to be a recurring theme in your posts. Maybe you’re just scared of women. "

You aren’t sure that I’m scared of women?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Maybe you just weren't the man for her..

No point analysing it

This!

A real man would accept it and move on.

I’m not upset because she wants a real man.. I’m upset because she had fake boobs

Ahhh.. was the rest plastic cos that's called a doll

.. and no matter what you say about cuddling after sex it's really a deflating experience..

Ha ha ha.. it sure is!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe it’s the fact you say everyone knows your the daddy and your hard??

A real man for me is good manners, dresses well, family man, loyal, confident and knows how’s to treat a person in and out the bedroom...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahhh, see you need to be from the north of country (Wales also counts - bonus points for coming from the valleys region), and have a beard.

Basically "if thay dun know if thay are, then probably means thay're not. Get thee sen up to a proper working mens pub, and it'll sort it."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To me being a man means being over 21 and having a penis. Being a gentleman means being polite and well mannered. It has nothing to do with being tough. Im also the daddy...of two grown up children.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To me being a man means being over 21 and having a penis. Being a gentleman means being polite and well mannered. It has nothing to do with being tough. Im also the daddy...of two grown up children."

Just to clarify, I have no kids

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To me being a man means being over 21 and having a penis. Being a gentleman means being polite and well mannered. It has nothing to do with being tough. Im also the daddy...of two grown up children.

Just to clarify, I have no kids

Then you’re not the daddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe it’s the fact you say everyone knows your the daddy and your hard??

A real man for me is good manners, dresses well, family man, loyal, confident and knows how’s to treat a person in and out the bedroom...

Not many of those on Fab then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. "

Was this ‘woman’ called Siri ?

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By *rReyMan over a year ago

Fleet

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. "

Did you pass the Turin test?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you frequently hug puppies whilst bare chested. Can you start a fire with just your bare hands and your wits. Do you burn meat on a barbeque every summer. ? "

If you can do all these things and a whole lot more, then you are a real man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. "

No one thinks you’re the ‘daddy’ or ‘hard’. You’re Craig and you work in accounts and you fly model planes at the weekend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RWA1VlwZ7Fg

Is he?

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By *xtrafun4youMan over a year ago

Dunstable

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. "
move on and get a real woman. !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/user/artofmanliness

FYI

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real men wear pink shirts

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real men survive

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. "

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KphxwxzJ3CI

He won UFC back in the old days

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=25g43nWfpS0

And let’s face it he’d make you pee pee a little

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

The the term is nonsensical rhetoric , generally used to be offensive x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje..

Was this ‘woman’ called Siri ?

Ha ha ha

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By *ethany10Couple over a year ago

falkirk

Wibbly wobbly

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To me being a man means being over 21 and having a penis. Being a gentleman means being polite and well mannered. It has nothing to do with being tough. Im also the daddy...of two grown up children.

Just to clarify, I have no kids

Then you’re not the daddy

I feel I’m Da Daddy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To me being a man means being over 21 and having a penis. Being a gentleman means being polite and well mannered. It has nothing to do with being tough. Im also the daddy...of two grown up children.

Just to clarify, I have no kids

Then you’re not the daddy

I feel I’m Da Daddy

"
long legs yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. move on and get a real woman. !"

With fake tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. move on and get a real woman. !

With fake tits

"
she will come haunt you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To me being a man means being over 21 and having a penis. Being a gentleman means being polite and well mannered. It has nothing to do with being tough. Im also the daddy...of two grown up children.

Just to clarify, I have no kids

Then you’re not the daddy

I feel I’m Da Daddy

long legs yes"

I received a text and I quote ‘ Daddy I want your cock in my mouth’

Just to clarify she meant sexual daddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. move on and get a real woman. !

With fake tits

she will come haunt you"

I should forget about meeting women with real silicon boobs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the going gets tough

The tough gets going

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By *heRealMrSBMan over a year ago

Warrington

"Did you not ask her? I would have asked

It’s not wise to question a woman.. "

And that's where it went south.

Question. Ask. Listen. Challenge! Don't be afraid to not know.. or learn. My pest of a wife schools me every day and I bore her with the same crap weekly lol.

If your not gonna get any cowboy hat on the door time.. might as well try find out direct as opposed to us clowns on here.. esp know it all blabber mouths like me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Real men wear pink shirts "

*Smiles and walks away quietly.

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"To me being a man means being over 21 and having a penis. Being a gentleman means being polite and well mannered. It has nothing to do with being tough. Im also the daddy...of two grown up children.

Just to clarify, I have no kids

Then you’re not the daddy

I feel I’m Da Daddy

Oh. You are identifying as a Daddy now? Doesn't make you one..

(Waiting for him to be triggered)

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By *carlet_heavenWoman over a year ago

somewhere in the sticks

I know the answer to this one (waving hand frantically in air)...

A real man can (& will) build stuff for you...for example like a porch or a horse shelter

And he does it without wearing a coat & refers to any injuries sustained in the process as 'just a scratch'

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By *r MoriartyMan over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I think she meant educated.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

A real man...

Had manners, knows how to treat a lady with respect, as an equal, doesn't have an ego, intentionally cause offence, try to intimidate people or go round thinking he's Billy big bollox

You don't meet my definition

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF) over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I have no comment to make, other than you have managed to dig yourself another hole.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From my experience on here height determines if your a real man sadly

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By *ensualtouch15Man over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"A real man...

Had manners, knows how to treat a lady with respect, as an equal, doesn't have an ego, intentionally cause offence, try to intimidate people or go round thinking he's Billy big bollox

You don't meet my definition "

Really ? I think that proves my point ?

That's your ideal man sounds lovely but most likely not a real genetic man ? Who it could be articulated is defined by his testosterone level , and as we know when T levels are MAN high he can be a total ass

Surely if we say real man we suggest he is less self aware sentient human and more hormonal driven primate ?

But as I mentioned earlier it's mainly semantical nonsense

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A real man takes a finger up the bum without shedding a tear.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"A real man...

Had manners, knows how to treat a lady with respect, as an equal, doesn't have an ego, intentionally cause offence, try to intimidate people or go round thinking he's Billy big bollox

You don't meet my definition

Really ? I think that proves my point ?

Surely if we say real man we suggest he is less self aware sentient human and more hormonal driven primate ?

But as I mentioned earlier it's mainly semantical nonsense "

I've met plenty of men that are 'real men' I can assure you they are all genetically real too.

But then, I have certain standards & wouldn't meet anyone that acted in the manner I have described

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Children

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By *irthandgirthMan over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. "

Maybe she thought you were just a bullshit persona? T'interweb is full of 10th Dan triple hard keyboard warriors..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A real man takes a finger up the bum without shedding a tear."

Dammit!! .... *crumples herself up and starts again*

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By *lint-EverhardMan over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I never wanted to be a man, I've always identified myself as a very old boy. Adult stuff is overrated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I consider myself as a hard bloke and everyone knows I’m the daddy but a short while ago a woman has said that she doesn’t want to have sex with me because I’m not a real man..

How do you become a real man? What is a real man anyway? Jadyisvwiwuxowbeocjwbeicnwhdjenduchwkduxkeidodbeogdjdbwkwuxidvekducjwgeofjekdjdjcje.. "
its because you didn't put on Joop.

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By *oelDorianMan over a year ago

vanaheim

what is classed as a real man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A real man takes a finger up the bum without shedding a tear.

Dammit!! .... *crumples herself up and starts again* "

A real man carries lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"what is classed as a real man"

Nobody knows

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real men love chips and gravy..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I have no comment to make, other than you have managed to dig yourself another hole.

And you have made a comment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"To me being a man means being over 21 and having a penis. Being a gentleman means being polite and well mannered. It has nothing to do with being tough. Im also the daddy...of two grown up children.

Just to clarify, I have no kids

Then you’re not the daddy

I feel I’m Da Daddy

Oh. You are identifying as a Daddy now? Doesn't make you one..

(Waiting for him to be triggered)"

Yes call me Daddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A real man...

Had manners, knows how to treat a lady with respect, as an equal, doesn't have an ego, intentionally cause offence, try to intimidate people or go round thinking he's Billy big bollox

You don't meet my definition

Really ? I think that proves my point ?

Surely if we say real man we suggest he is less self aware sentient human and more hormonal driven primate ?

But as I mentioned earlier it's mainly semantical nonsense

I've met plenty of men that are 'real men' I can assure you they are all genetically real too.

But then, I have certain standards & wouldn't meet anyone that acted in the manner I have described "

So you don’t approve of real men being funny?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real men can bend steel with their eyes and eat 3 shredded wheat

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reminds me of the soldier who told his sergeant " I want the chance to prove that I am a real man"

The reply was " Report to the Medical Officer"

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"A real man...

Had manners, knows how to treat a lady with respect, as an equal, doesn't have an ego, intentionally cause offence, try to intimidate people or go round thinking he's Billy big bollox

You don't meet my definition

Really ? I think that proves my point ?

Surely if we say real man we suggest he is less self aware sentient human and more hormonal driven primate ?

But as I mentioned earlier it's mainly semantical nonsense

I've met plenty of men that are 'real men' I can assure you they are all genetically real too.

But then, I have certain standards & wouldn't meet anyone that acted in the manner I have described

So you don’t approve of real men being funny?

Far from it, making me laugh is essential.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m a real man, it says so on my profile.

I got told I was a mans man once when talking in a group and there were a couple of gay lads. They both were talking how some straight lads can come accross as gay, i apparently don’t.

So maybe a am manly....according to gay men.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I've brought my Daughter up for the last 15 years. I've also brought step kids up for 10 (that was a decade ago).

I'm doing a great job.

This goes a long way to being a real man. I'm a real Dad to mine and to others.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

One who respects women & all beings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A real man...

Had manners, knows how to treat a lady with respect, as an equal, doesn't have an ego, intentionally cause offence, try to intimidate people or go round thinking he's Billy big bollox

You don't meet my definition

Really ? I think that proves my point ?

Surely if we say real man we suggest he is less self aware sentient human and more hormonal driven primate ?

But as I mentioned earlier it's mainly semantical nonsense

I've met plenty of men that are 'real men' I can assure you they are all genetically real too.

But then, I have certain standards & wouldn't meet anyone that acted in the manner I have described

So you don’t approve of real men being funny?

Far from it, making me laugh is essential.

You sound genuinely upset

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"One who respects women & all beings

Can real men respect other men?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then. "

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'm a real man ..I may wear women's clothes now and again but I still eat barbed wire for breakfast...and I'm so hard I don't even put milk and sugar on it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then. "

Can a real man respect other men and not just women?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"A real man...

Had manners, knows how to treat a lady with respect, as an equal, doesn't have an ego, intentionally cause offence, try to intimidate people or go round thinking he's Billy big bollox

You don't meet my definition

Really ? I think that proves my point ?

Surely if we say real man we suggest he is less self aware sentient human and more hormonal driven primate ?

But as I mentioned earlier it's mainly semantical nonsense

I've met plenty of men that are 'real men' I can assure you they are all genetically real too.

But then, I have certain standards & wouldn't meet anyone that acted in the manner I have described

So you don’t approve of real men being funny?

Far from it, making me laugh is essential.

You sound genuinely upset

Nah.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"One who respects women & all beings

Nice tits

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then.

Can a real man respect other men and not just women?

Don't fucking interact with me anymore alright.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A real man...

Had manners, knows how to treat a lady with respect, as an equal, doesn't have an ego, intentionally cause offence, try to intimidate people or go round thinking he's Billy big bollox

You don't meet my definition

Really ? I think that proves my point ?

Surely if we say real man we suggest he is less self aware sentient human and more hormonal driven primate ?

But as I mentioned earlier it's mainly semantical nonsense

I've met plenty of men that are 'real men' I can assure you they are all genetically real too.

But then, I have certain standards & wouldn't meet anyone that acted in the manner I have described

So you don’t approve of real men being funny?

Far from it, making me laugh is essential.

You sound genuinely upset

Nah..... "

Haha..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then.

Can a real man respect other men and not just women?

Don't fucking interact with me anymore alright. "

You sound genuinely upset

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then.

Can a real man respect other men and not just women?

Don't fucking interact with me anymore alright.

You sound genuinely upset

Not upset, just disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then.

Can a real man respect other men and not just women?

Don't fucking interact with me anymore alright.

You sound genuinely upset

Not upset, just disappointed. "

How come?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Scarey man hey its a gorgeous day here and the iron man comps on this weekend now that's a real man

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Scarey man hey its a gorgeous day here and the iron man comps on this weekend now that's a real man "

There was one in Tenby a few weeks ago.

The distances evolved were mind boggling.

Well done Iron Men and Iron Women. I agree these people are 'real'

Loads raised for charity too I imagine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then.

Can a real man respect other men and not just women?

Don't fucking interact with me anymore alright.

You sound genuinely upset

Not upset, just disappointed.

How come? "

Didn’t she ask you to ‘not’ interact?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then.

Can a real man respect other men and not just women?

Don't fucking interact with me anymore alright.

You sound genuinely upset

Not upset, just disappointed.

How come? "

Because I thought you were tidy, I've defended you in the past invited you into the moose knuckles and now you've turned on me. You're out of the moose knuckles, out of my protection, I will never defend you to anyone. I've stated many times that you offend me with your constant jibes at me for having breast implants, I had them 11 years ago because I was flat chested, ironically had them so I could feel like a 'real woman'. This is your explanation, it's the last time I'll acknowledge you, you're dead to me now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scarey man hey its a gorgeous day here and the iron man comps on this weekend now that's a real man "

Those athletes are just something else. More than a man/woman...is that possible?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Omg, hey really sunny here today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'm a real man ..I may wear women's clothes now and again but I still eat barbed wire for breakfast...and I'm so hard I don't even put milk and sugar on it.. "

Have you tried Golden Graham’s ?

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By *uciyassMan over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then.

Can a real man respect other men and not just women?

Don't fucking interact with me anymore alright.

You sound genuinely upset

Not upset, just disappointed.

How come?

Welcome to the anti fruit lobby

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Omg, hey really sunny here today "

In Sunny ‘Basingstoke’? Haha.

I can’t put my roof on my workshop, and considering I need that shed to build a boat I might need very soon, I’m p’ssed off with the weather.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

A man comfortable enough to live part or all his life as a woman.

Emphasis on 'comfortable'. Having the balls to say 'fuck you world, accept me or you don't mean a thing to me'.

Of course I'm guessing these things but it must be very brave, going out of your comfort zone to be happy.

That's a real man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scarey man hey its a gorgeous day here and the iron man comps on this weekend now that's a real man

Those athletes are just something else. More than a man/woman...is that possible?

"
Hey they do a 2.4 mile swim 112 mile cycle and 26.2 mile run some do it in 6 hours

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then.

Can a real man respect other men and not just women?

Don't fucking interact with me anymore alright.

You sound genuinely upset

Not upset, just disappointed.

How come?

Boom *mic drop*

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Scarey man hey its a gorgeous day here and the iron man comps on this weekend now that's a real man

Those athletes are just something else. More than a man/woman...is that possible?

Hey they do a 2.4 mile swim 112 mile cycle and 26.2 mile run some do it in 6 hours "

I passed out during a boot camp

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real men grow up,not just physically,but mentally as well.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Men who for whatever reason have limbs missing. Going through rehab. Having to learn to walk again using their prosthetic limb.

Real body parts missing replaced with metal ones. Real men, often so much more than fully able bodied men.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd say a real man has nothing to do with aesthetics and more to do with his morals and his manner. A real man would be a good father or someone that has a healthy respect for women, a gent then.

Can a real man respect other men and not just women?

Don't fucking interact with me anymore alright.

You sound genuinely upset

Not upset, just disappointed.

How come?

For real

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By *TBSMan over a year ago

close enough

A real man? Ask a triple amputee whom still looks after and cares for his family, or a man whom has lost his wife and acts as mummy AND daddy to two girls,ask a man whom has a terminal disease but strives ever day to make others lives happy.

Or maybe don't ask any of those types of men and post on a forum saying your hard as fuck.

When you grow older you will understand.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I know the answer to this one (waving hand frantically in air)...

A real man can (& will) build stuff for you...for example like a porch or a horse shelter

And he does it without wearing a coat & refers to any injuries sustained in the process as 'just a scratch'

A horse shelter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scarey man hey its a gorgeous day here and the iron man comps on this weekend now that's a real man

Those athletes are just something else. More than a man/woman...is that possible?

Hey they do a 2.4 mile swim 112 mile cycle and 26.2 mile run some do it in 6 hours

I passed out during a boot camp

"
I bet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A real man? Ask a triple amputee whom still looks after and cares for his family, or a man whom has lost his wife and acts as mummy AND daddy to two girls,ask a man whom has a terminal disease but strives ever day to make others lives happy.

Or maybe don't ask any of those types of men and post on a forum saying your hard as fuck.

When you grow older you will understand.

Men who say they’re hard, rarely are, or are lacking in something else.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Scarey man hey its a gorgeous day here and the iron man comps on this weekend now that's a real man

Those athletes are just something else. More than a man/woman...is that possible?

Yes they are amazing athletes but that still doesn't define "what a real man " is .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Or maybe don't ask any of those types of men and post on a forum saying your hard as fuck.

When you grow older you will understand.

Men who say they’re hard, rarely are, or are lacking in something else."

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

I’m a real man and I cry when I watch Toy Story 3!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real men don’t feel the need to display their cock on their profile pic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’m real........ I checked this morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Real men don’t feel the need to display their cock on their profile pic

*removes cock pic*

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By *TBSMan over a year ago

close enough

And as for answering can a real man respect other men?

There is one man no longer alive whom lay on top of me for 15 minutes in a ditch in Iraq after I had been blown up just to protect me from further injuries.

Respect him yes, hero worship his memory? Every,damn,day.

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"A real man takes a finger up the bum without shedding a tear.

Dammit!! .... *crumples herself up and starts again*

A real man carries lube

Nope . Real men take it in the arse hard no lube

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A real man takes a finger up the bum without shedding a tear.

Dammit!! .... *crumples herself up and starts again*

A real man carries lube

Nope . Real men take it in the arse hard no lube

"
No that's a real gay man

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Omg, hey really sunny here today

In Sunny ‘Basingstoke’? Haha.

I can’t put my roof on my workshop, and considering I need that shed to build a boat I might need very soon, I’m p’ssed off with the weather. "
No I'm in dorset today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And as for answering can a real man respect other men?

There is one man no longer alive whom lay on top of me for 15 minutes in a ditch in Iraq after I had been blown up just to protect me from further injuries.

Respect him yes, hero worship his memory? Every,damn,day.

Real man right there

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By *oelDorianMan over a year ago

vanaheim

I would say being a man is to be respectful and have a sense of honor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Kipling wrote a poem about what it takes to be a man called "If"

Perhaps a bit Victorian and " old fashioned" but still contains a lot of sense.

Grayson Perry's book "The Descent of Man " is about what masculinity means in the 21st century.

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"A real man takes a finger up the bum without shedding a tear.

Dammit!! .... *crumples herself up and starts again*

A real man carries lube

Nope . Real men take it in the arse hard no lube

No that's a real gay man

Still a man though

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"And as for answering can a real man respect other men?

There is one man no longer alive whom lay on top of me for 15 minutes in a ditch in Iraq after I had been blown up just to protect me from further injuries.

Respect him yes, hero worship his memory? Every,damn,day.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway"

I will not be shamed for liking slim women.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A real man takes a finger up the bum without shedding a tear.

Dammit!! .... *crumples herself up and starts again*

A real man carries lube

Nope . Real men take it in the arse hard no lube

No that's a real gay man

Still a man though

"
Well yes chromosomes denote that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway

I will not be shamed for liking slim women.

I can feel another slim women thread coming along sometime soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway

I will not be shamed for liking slim women.

I can feel another slim women thread coming along sometime soon"

Who’s taking one for the big balls fab team

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway

I will not be shamed for liking slim women.

I can feel another slim women thread coming along sometime soon

Who’s taking one for the big balls fab team

That’ll be one I don’t belong in so at least I’ll be safe from your insults

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway

I will not be shamed for liking slim women.

I can feel another slim women thread coming along sometime soon

Who’s taking one for the big balls fab team

"
Hey i saw a guy on nudist beach couple of weeks back he has the biggest ball you've ever seen I mean it's big

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple over a year ago

Chester

"Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway

I will not be shamed for liking slim women.

I can feel another slim women thread coming along sometime soon

Who’s taking one for the big balls fab team

Hey i saw a guy on nudist beach couple of weeks back he has the biggest ball you've ever seen I mean it's big "

Only 1?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway

I will not be shamed for liking slim women.

I can feel another slim women thread coming along sometime soon

Who’s taking one for the big balls fab team

Hey i saw a guy on nudist beach couple of weeks back he has the biggest ball you've ever seen I mean it's big

Only 1?

Was it hitlers grandson

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway

I will not be shamed for liking slim women.

I can feel another slim women thread coming along sometime soon

Who’s taking one for the big balls fab team

Hey i saw a guy on nudist beach couple of weeks back he has the biggest ball you've ever seen I mean it's big

Only 1?

Was it hitlers grandson "

Accident in the Albert Hall?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway

I will not be shamed for liking slim women.

I can feel another slim women thread coming along sometime soon

Who’s taking one for the big balls fab team

That’ll be one I don’t belong in so at least I’ll be safe from your insults "

Nobody is safe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kipling wrote a poem about what it takes to be a man called "If"

Perhaps a bit Victorian and " old fashioned" but still contains a lot of sense.

Grayson Perry's book "The Descent of Man " is about what masculinity means in the 21st century."

Real men don’t read poetry.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is this thread for real! A real man usually lives in a real world along side other real people, has real expectations, real experiences, shags other real people, real women, maybe even other real men too.

This term is usually used as a mild put down or in this context a quick way of ending the chat, also implying a lack of compatibility.

What's a real man? Clearly by the responses the answer is subjective.

Is a guy who can bench press an elephant a real man?

Is the guy who can take a big cock in his arse balls deep a real man?

Is an undefeated MMA champion a real man?

Is a Pro Rugby prop a real man?

Is a family guy who works as a receptionist and has a wife and kids a real man?

The word real cannot be descriptive enough to answer the question.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Omg, hey really sunny here today

In Sunny ‘Basingstoke’? Haha.

I can’t put my roof on my workshop, and considering I need that shed to build a boat I might need very soon, I’m p’ssed off with the weather. "

A real man would be able to build his boat single handed outside in all weathers and just shrug off the constant rain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kipling wrote a poem about what it takes to be a man called "If"

Perhaps a bit Victorian and " old fashioned" but still contains a lot of sense.

Grayson Perry's book "The Descent of Man " is about what masculinity means in the 21st century.

Real men don’t read poetry.

"
That rules out Byron and Wilfred Owen then and many others who would probably meet many people's conceptions of manliness ie brave men who fought and, in Owen's case, died in battles. Poetry was a great comfort to many soldiers in the First World War and many wars since.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Real men don’t type on keyboards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Okay I'm intrigued by OP describing himself as a hard bloke. What does that mean to you OP?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Real men like curves and bones are for dogs.

Thats what some profiles say anyway

I will not be shamed for liking slim women.

I can feel another slim women thread coming along sometime soon

Who’s taking one for the big balls fab team

Hey i saw a guy on nudist beach couple of weeks back he has the biggest ball you've ever seen I mean it's big

Only 1?

"
Yep only one he's a regular there to...... You can only work with what you've got

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Okay I'm intrigued by OP describing himself as a hard bloke. What does that mean to you OP?"

Comedy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okay I'm intrigued by OP describing himself as a hard bloke. What does that mean to you OP?

Comedy

Serious question

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Okay I'm intrigued by OP describing himself as a hard bloke. What does that mean to you OP?

Comedy

Serious question

Eats nails, farts thunder...I guess he means that kind of thing

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman over a year ago

Lyndhurst

A real man doesnt let his wife manipulate him and boss him around, unlike my brother.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okay I'm intrigued by OP describing himself as a hard bloke. What does that mean to you OP?

Comedy

Serious question

Eats nails, farts thunder...I guess he means that kind of thing

I go to sleep listening to Native American war cries. ... that type of thing?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Okay I'm intrigued by OP describing himself as a hard bloke. What does that mean to you OP?"

If you rap your knuckles on his head you get a wooden sound.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A real man does not run away from a wasp, flapping his arms around his head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel that too many people are taking everything the OP says seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Omg, hey really sunny here today

In Sunny ‘Basingstoke’? Haha.

I can’t put my roof on my workshop, and considering I need that shed to build a boat I might need very soon, I’m p’ssed off with the weather.

A real man would be able to build his boat single handed outside in all weathers and just shrug off the constant rain.

yes, I’ll go and get my shorts on....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Real men end threads.

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