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over a year ago
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I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..
Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..
Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful? "
Maybe have Morning sex then eat you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..
Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful?
Maybe have Morning sex then eat you "
Think I’d do that with him too! I’m mature  |
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"I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..
Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful? "
Well, I've not messaged you but a banana is a good solid start to the day.
Full of fibre and potassium. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know "
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?!  what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cookery becomes more important as a skill at that age x "
No when you get to that age you can afford a hot man to come and cook it for you. Age and money means you have more choices  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much? "
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps "
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry? "
No I want you to do mine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much? "
I often have a banana for breakfast but you are too young for my tastes - I have a 40 start age but usually have f/b's in their 40's.
What they mean (and I am sure you know all about this) is that they will ring every ounce of energy out of you as they are very hungry  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry? "
Would you do it naked though? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?
No I want you to do mine "
That’s a bit step mother like |
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"It means your just a little snack to start the day then they will move on to the real men
How do I become a real man? "
age and experience. Young whipper snappers are ok as a starter to the main course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?
No I want you to do mine
That’s a bit step mother like "
That could work for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?
No I want you to do mine "
Now there's an offer you can't refuse... Well I guess could, but chains and locked doors may.make it hard to do so. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?
Would you do it naked though?"
I often get sub men message me begging to be allowed to come and do my house cleaning - if you want one just post an update saying you are looking (doesn't appeal to me though) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?
Would you do it naked though?
I often get sub men message me begging to be allowed to come and do my house cleaning - if you want one just post an update saying you are looking (doesn't appeal to me though)"
Haha yeah I know I do too. They’ve even offered to pay me to do my cleaning as long as I follow them around whipping their arse. Nah not for me either  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?
Would you do it naked though?
I often get sub men message me begging to be allowed to come and do my house cleaning - if you want one just post an update saying you are looking (doesn't appeal to me though)
Haha yeah I know I do too. They’ve even offered to pay me to do my cleaning as long as I follow them around whipping their arse. Nah not for me either "
Send them my way. Anything not to clean |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?
Would you do it naked though?
I often get sub men message me begging to be allowed to come and do my house cleaning - if you want one just post an update saying you are looking (doesn't appeal to me though)
Haha yeah I know I do too. They’ve even offered to pay me to do my cleaning as long as I follow them around whipping their arse. Nah not for me either "
Yeah and you have to keep the key to their cock cage on your person too - ugh. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?
No I want you to do mine
That’s a bit step mother like
That could work for me "
Have you been watching porn again? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?
No I want you to do mine
That’s a bit step mother like
That could work for me
Have you been watching porn again? "
Just give it up I'm within your age range, I'm a woman so stopping fighting it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just be worried if when you get there they mention they have a few friends coming over to join in - you will be dead then 
Like a mature orgy?  "
Like everything you have ever wanted to do that you saw on a porn film to multiple females and then died from too much pleasure. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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" it means they will totally destroy you. You wanna watch these women over 40 you know
Some have even said they are old enough to be my mum?! what do I say to that? Who are these women and why do they wanna be my mum so much?
Maybe they think you need mothering. Feel a bit sorry for you perhaps
So they want to cook, clean and do my laundry?
No I want you to do mine
That’s a bit step mother like
That could work for me
Have you been watching porn again?
Just give it up I'm within your age range, I'm a woman so stopping fighting it "
So it’s a porn date? I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Just be worried if when you get there they mention they have a few friends coming over to join in - you will be dead then
Like a mature orgy?
Like everything you have ever wanted to do that you saw on a porn film to multiple females and then died from too much pleasure."
Yes please... however I’m yet to pop my FFM cherry |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just be worried if when you get there they mention they have a few friends coming over to join in - you will be dead then
Like a mature orgy?
Like everything you have ever wanted to do that you saw on a porn film to multiple females and then died from too much pleasure.
Yes please... however I’m yet to pop my FFM cherry "
You are rather sexually retarded for your age then aren't you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..
Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful? "
cmon that's fictional isn't eat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I keep receiving PMs from mature women saying I’ll eat you for breakfast..
Do they mean they want morning sex or is it some kind of threat and I should be careful? cmon that's fictional isn't eat "
You never know buddy.. them milfs and cougars are lethal |
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