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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Lets hear them then!

Phwoar... look at that lovely bit of crumpet, wouldn't mind porking that.

Sorry, felt like I was back in the 70s for a moment!

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Bangerrrs

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I like to put my pork in cider

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

She looks like she would love sausage in cider

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Look at those Melons

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I'd love to treat her to a cream pie

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS over a year ago

Leicester

Juicy juicy mangos

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Give your bird a good stuffing the night before the big day

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Don't eat it until the juices run clear

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By *ustagentMan over a year ago

wa14

clitoris allsorts

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Melt in your mouth, not in your hand

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

I find the breast to be more tender than the thigh but the this are where the flavours are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I like to put my pork in cider"

I’ll send you a royalty invoice for that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a 12 inch meat feast

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

"I like to put my pork in cider

I’ll send you a royalty invoice for that

Haha 50p alright for now?

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By *wingin CatMan over a year ago

London

How do you excite a lemon?

By stimulating the cit-o-rus.

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

How's your spotted dick?

Bit fucking personal ain't it

I'd like to speak to your manager please.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Who fancies a "tart"?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Look at those Melons"

You don't get many of those to the pound

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I love a 12 inch meat feast

And maybe a muffin for afters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

More cream?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What a nice Juicy Pear

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By *izzy RascallMan over a year ago

Cardiff

Would you like a portion madam?

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By *arold_n_maudeCouple over a year ago

preston

As much as I love munching kebab i sometimes save a bit for breakie with a porridge chaser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Get your gums round my plumbs... said the vicar to the nun

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By *etLikeMan over a year ago

most fundamental aspects

I’ll be the toad in your hole

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