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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

... which one would it be?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lidl

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Although we like to think it’s Waitrose

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple  over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Thrustco's

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By *rsSBWoman  over a year ago

toy town

Mercadona

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By *aptain VMan  over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Kwik save

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Walmart

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... which one would it be? "
Aldi

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Definitely not Waitrose

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan  over a year ago

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Ocado

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Although we like to think it’s Waitrose"

Disagree with Lidl - although it's cheap, it still stocks quality merchandise. It certainly isn't Waitrose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"... which one would it be? Aldi "

The same as for Lidl, above

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By *olgateMan  over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Too close to ASDA for comfort

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Ocado"

Possibly, in that you can shop online and usually get what you ordered... But isn't Ocado linked in some way to Waitrose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Too close to ASDA for comfort "

Yes, downmarket and full of chavs

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Walmart"

I don't know enough about US supermarkets, but I've heard there's one on every corner

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Thrustco's"

Perhaps that's what it should be named!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Co-op

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Kwik save"

Never been in one of these, so quite possibly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Mercadona "

Not an expert on Spanish supermarkets, but I take your word for it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too close to ASDA for comfort

Yes, downmarket and full of chavs"

Asda is Awful, I’ve never seen so many unhealthy looking people wearing track suits. Must be wearing them ironically !

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Co-op"

Yes, this is the closest so far, I like the egalitarian slant

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Iceland.... you get your hopes up it's gonna be good but usually isn't and everything is cold

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Too close to ASDA for comfort

Yes, downmarket and full of chavs

Asda is Awful, I’ve never seen so many unhealthy looking people wearing track suits. Must be wearing them ironically ! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

M&S......... sorry if I haven’t spelt that quite right. I’m dyslexic

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Iceland.... you get your hopes up it's gonna be good but usually isn't and everything is cold"

Haha, true, but then again it is full of stuff that you don't want now but can save for later

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"M&S......... sorry if I haven’t spelt that quite right. I’m dyslexic "

The dyslexic version, definitely!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A corner shop where unless your known everyone ignores u

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Netto

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"... which one would it be? "

sometimes waitrose and sometimes lidl

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff

Tesco 'Express'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tesco

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By *horecruxCouple  over a year ago

SE4

Tesco's where you get your best clothes

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple  over a year ago

Chester

Slingsburys - no brands rip off shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Tesco 'Express' "

The Express version is definitely true... And wasn't one of Tesco's slogans "everything you want from a store and a little bit more?"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The range

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A corner shop where unless your known everyone ignores u "

Same could be said of bigger supermarkets, surely? But once you're a regular customer...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Netto"

I thought they'd gone bust?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Stainsburys

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"Tesco 'Express'

The Express version is definitely true... And wasn't one of Tesco's slogans "everything you want from a store and a little bit more?" "

I was just thinking of me.

Every time I walk in Missy Elliott -1 minute man, is playing.

I swear to god the store dj must be watching me walking up the street.

Oh well, at least it's not the security guard

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'd love it to be Booth's.

A little upmarket and specifically Northern.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Spar it's a bitting like being in the ring here ding ding round two

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By *he riverdeep69Couple  over a year ago

North west ish

More like a foodbank at times.

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By *emini ManMan  over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Tesco would fit the bill - has it's value range for the less discerning, Finest for those that want something a little classy, and plain normal for everything else.

Plus the acronym for its Florence And Fred clothing has a resonance

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By *layfullsamMan  over a year ago

Solihull


"... which one would it be? "

Aldi

Full of sh.t but with the occasional tasty dish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Spar it's a bitting like being in the ring here ding ding round two "
a bit I typed bit

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Aldi or Lidl, complete with the aisle of doom in the middle.

Full of crap where you only spot something you want when half pissed.

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By *xtrafun4youMan  over a year ago

Dunstable


"Iceland.... you get your hopes up it's gonna be good but usually isn't and everything is cold"
And loads of fridges lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Quikimart

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By *ony 2016Man  over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

A nice friendly corner shop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Morrisons!! When only the best will do

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By *alking HeadMan  over a year ago

Bolton


"A corner shop where unless your known everyone ignores u "

Your not local!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple  over a year ago

Cumbria

It's like one of them Tesco's you get in Spain looks quite good for me outside and normal but once you're inside it's nothing like the Tesco's down the High Street..

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By *othrockercplCouple  over a year ago

Halloween Town

Spar.

Looks Dated, a bit hot at times near the hot food counter, often has a lot of tat that even poundland won't carry, but now and then they carry then exact thing you're looking for and its only a quid more than the supermarket that's a ten minute walk away.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan  over a year ago

Kent

FarmFoods...you wouldn't want the neighbours knowing you shop there.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The reduced section in Morrisons.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The reduced section in Morrisons.

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I have ripe melons that need eating today

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fab can’t be like a supermarket because a supermarket has everything you need.. where as fab doesn’t have females and is highly overpriced

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I don't know, but I hope they've got an express till.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I don't know, but I hope they've got an express till."

Yes they have which only work for females

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Harrod's - Lots of window shopping and not much buying

C

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I don't know, but I hope they've got an express till.

Yes they have which only work for females "

To be fair, I wouldn't be able to use the eight items or less queue any more...

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Screwfix...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tesco, roughly around 8pm when the reduced stuff gets labelled.

Reasons:

Loads of people in a mad rush when something new becomes available.

Hardly any "proper" checkouts open, so it's all electronic, with very little actually face to face communication.

Fridges are half empty from things that have gone but not been stocked up again.

Plenty of pissed off people who don't get what they want due to not enough to go around...

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By *risky_MareWoman  over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"FarmFoods...you wouldn't want the neighbours knowing you shop there."

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Iceland sausages in a Waitrose carrier bag.

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By *izzy RascallMan  over a year ago

Cardiff


"The seduced section in Morrisons.

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Every supermarket needs one of these

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fab can’t be like a supermarket because a supermarket has everything you need.. where as fab doesn’t have females and is highly overpriced "
a fiver you tight arse?

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By *aeganaWoman  over a year ago

birmingham

Tescos lol just there saying would be " imagine if tescos did porn every little helps" hehe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

happy shopper or pound shop

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Yes one of the PoundLand type stores.

On first look the price makes you want to look further to get a bargain but when you have made your selection there is a very long queue to pay as it is self service only now. When you get home and take off the wrappers you find you have been cheated cos the "goodies" are half the size of the pics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Some great responses here - it seems the supermarket analogy works incredibly well!

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