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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
Let's go 'round again
Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time
I highly doubt that but you can have a rant and see how it goes. Remember - preferences, filters and not replying will be dealt with swiftly and with little patience.
Let’s unburden ourselves of our heavy loads before the weekend.
Party on dudes |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome 
Milk?
I’ve just had some milk so I’m hoping that will do it.
See I told you Babs  "
I’m on my second (small) glass |
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"I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome
Milk?
I’ve just had some milk so I’m hoping that will do it.
See I told you Babs
I’m on my second (small) glass "
Also, if you can, try not to lay on your back. If you can sleep propped up a little that should help too |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"I have one .... I have heartburn. It has woken me up. I don’t get heartburn. Suitable cures welcome
Milk?
I’ve just had some milk so I’m hoping that will do it.
See I told you Babs
I’m on my second (small) glass
Also, if you can, try not to lay on your back. If you can sleep propped up a little that should help too"
Oh I’ll try that as well. Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!  "
Cut off your hands like i had to now i feel nothing
(No hands were harmed in typing this bullshit) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!
Cut off your hands like i had to now i feel nothing
(No hands were harmed in typing this bullshit)"
Then I can't try and distract myself by making inane comments and threads... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!
Cut off your hands like i had to now i feel nothing
(No hands were harmed in typing this bullshit)
Then I can't try and distract myself by making inane comments and threads... "
Get one of those stephen hawking robot machines to type for you chair to you were saying how much you wanted a mobility scootet 2 birds |
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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago
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"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!
What!! Is this the date (date)
Yes
No
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It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!
What!! Is this the date (date)
Yes
No
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It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame
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That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!
What!! Is this the date (date)
Yes
No
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It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame
That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much. "
I hate to see you hurt like this now have a tbagging |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!
What!! Is this the date (date)
Yes
No
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It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame
That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much.
I hate to see you hurt like this now have a tbagging "
Please don't send me a pic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!
What!! Is this the date (date)
Yes
No
..........
It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame
That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much.
I hate to see you hurt like this now have a tbagging
Please don't send me a pic "
Oh and you bloody did!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!
What!! Is this the date (date)
Yes
No
..........
It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame
That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much.
I hate to see you hurt like this now have a tbagging
Please don't send me a pic
Oh and you bloody did!!! "
u know me far too well its spooky |
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I've been waiting for this......
If I'm stood standing on the wobbly bridge, leaning on the handrail, motionless, looking wistfully down the Thames and enjoying the view, and you have the world's biggest headphones clamped around your head, your hands are full of some tekkie device, you're not watching where your going because your fascinated by the screen in your hands and your running like a banshee, don't act all surprised and angry when YOU run into ME.
Don't not be surprised when the collision dislodge's the aforementioned device from your clammy hands as you struggle to regain your composure and said device dissappears with a satisfying "splash" into the murky depths of the Thames.
Be even less surprised when you rant at me and in response I call you a cunt.
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings! "
Feelings can be the worst but they can also be the best - don’t give up on them lovely
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Ending something as it wont work but we both know it wIll happen again long as we are in each others lives
Meh
Im ranting as i need to cut him dead"
That’s a tough place to be and I don’t envy you that
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ended it with someone due to distance. Can't get him out of my head now. Fucking hate feelings!
What!! Is this the date (date)
Yes
No
..........
It never works the long distance thingy even though I've been made to believe it can in the past. What a bloody shame
That's true. We were both in denial, I think. The reality has hit extremely hard. I'll never risk long distance again. It hurts too much. "
Long distance meets are shit too ...
There are only so many hoops I'm prepared to jump through...
Im sticking with local for now |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've been waiting for this......
If I'm stood standing on the wobbly bridge, leaning on the handrail, motionless, looking wistfully down the Thames and enjoying the view, and you have the world's biggest headphones clamped around your head, your hands are full of some tekkie device, you're not watching where your going because your fascinated by the screen in your hands and your running like a banshee, don't act all surprised and angry when YOU run into ME.
Don't not be surprised when the collision dislodge's the aforementioned device from your clammy hands as you struggle to regain your composure and said device dissappears with a satisfying "splash" into the murky depths of the Thames.
Be even less surprised when you rant at me and in response I call you a cunt.
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But how will they tell everyone that they have been for a run and include a variety of selfies to prove it?
They tar us serious runners with that brush so approved all day |
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"I've been waiting for this......
If I'm stood standing on the wobbly bridge, leaning on the handrail, motionless, looking wistfully down the Thames and enjoying the view, and you have the world's biggest headphones clamped around your head, your hands are full of some tekkie device, you're not watching where your going because your fascinated by the screen in your hands and your running like a banshee, don't act all surprised and angry when YOU run into ME.
Don't not be surprised when the collision dislodge's the aforementioned device from your clammy hands as you struggle to regain your composure and said device dissappears with a satisfying "splash" into the murky depths of the Thames.
Be even less surprised when you rant at me and in response I call you a cunt.
But how will they tell everyone that they have been for a run and include a variety of selfies to prove it?
They tar us serious runners with that brush so approved all day "
Ghetttttt in!!!!!  |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Night sweats, being a woman of a certain age they have just started and I keep waking up in the night feeling like I’m on fire from the inside. X "
That doesn’t sound pleasant at all
Approved and hope it stops sharpish |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've done something with my shoulder and I haven't a clue what,my sleep is disturbed as it's uncomfortable when I turn over and it's hard getting my tops on. Bloody annoying. "
Leave your tops off  |
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"I've done something with my shoulder and I haven't a clue what,my sleep is disturbed as it's uncomfortable when I turn over and it's hard getting my tops on. Bloody annoying.
Leave your tops off "
It's getting a bit chilly for that really. |
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Arrived at work this morning to find the fridge had gone kaput.
Everything in it ruined, including all the prep I'd done for a 70 head buffet I have to put together today.
Fuse changed, which involved emptying an entire cupboard to get to the socket, fridge cleaned out, decided as pulled everything out to have a good clean, Thursdays are always quiet.
Not today, first food order came in 2 mins past opening followed by 9 more over next 10mins, while I frantically tried to get everything back in place.
Orders done & washing up, looked up just as the fly screen over the window fell... Hitting me straight in the face and knocking all the crockery I'd just washed onto the floor, 1 plate survived!
Covering bar while server had her break, every pint I poured, barrel needed changing... 17 steps to our cellar, well I've hit my step count for the day then!
Back in kitchen... God almighty crash.
Shelf over bar door just 'collapsed' darts, dominoes, crib pins & cards everywhere.
Ever had one of those days you should have stayed in bed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's only 17 minutes into Thursday, and all is well here, no rants.
I'm sure some cunt will come along and change that though...
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Sorry, this cunt didn't see the thread. If I'd known my services would be required I would have paid more attention. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yes I have a rant ...
If I see that Fucking Claudia Winklewoman ad one more time I will remove my own spleen and shove it up her arse  "
I'd pay too see that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s wet. .... name anything, and I can tell you, it’s wet.
It’s not stopped p’sin down all afternoon, I’ve a roof to finish, I’ve grown away my socks (no rescuing those boys) and gel running down my face.
Today’s weather is...shit. |
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"It’s wet. .... name anything, and I can tell you, it’s wet.
It’s not stopped p’sin down all afternoon, I’ve a roof to finish, I’ve grown away my socks (no rescuing those boys) and gel running down my face.
Today’s weather is...shit. "
It's been lovely in that London all day.
*just sayin'....... |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"I've done something with my shoulder and I haven't a clue what,my sleep is disturbed as it's uncomfortable when I turn over and it's hard getting my tops on. Bloody annoying. "
Disturbed sleep is a killer
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Yes I have a rant ...
If I see that Fucking Claudia Winklewoman ad one more time I will remove my own spleen and shove it up her arse "
You could just close your eyes or change the channel?
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"Arrived at work this morning to find the fridge had gone kaput.
Everything in it ruined, including all the prep I'd done for a 70 head buffet I have to put together today.
Fuse changed, which involved emptying an entire cupboard to get to the socket, fridge cleaned out, decided as pulled everything out to have a good clean, Thursdays are always quiet.
Not today, first food order came in 2 mins past opening followed by 9 more over next 10mins, while I frantically tried to get everything back in place.
Orders done & washing up, looked up just as the fly screen over the window fell... Hitting me straight in the face and knocking all the crockery I'd just washed onto the floor, 1 plate survived!
Covering bar while server had her break, every pint I poured, barrel needed changing... 17 steps to our cellar, well I've hit my step count for the day then!
Back in kitchen... God almighty crash.
Shelf over bar door just 'collapsed' darts, dominoes, crib pins & cards everywhere.
Ever had one of those days you should have stayed in bed? "
Bloody hell - I think you need an exorcism
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It’s wet. .... name anything, and I can tell you, it’s wet.
It’s not stopped p’sin down all afternoon, I’ve a roof to finish, I’ve grown away my socks (no rescuing those boys) and gel running down my face.
Today’s weather is...shit. "
Could be worse - could be so windy the roof is taken clean off
That would be shit
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"People who think their time is more important than everyone else’s on the road!!!! Unfortunately when there is traffic the only thing you can do is go with it unless you think the rules of the road don’t apply to you. Using the right hand lane (right turn only) to jump the queue of cars in the left hand lane. Then using the yellow box to push back into the left hand lane just before reaching the junction with the traffic lights causing the traffic. Then causing queues on the opposite side of the road as the exit to turn right is now blocked. No wonder road rage is such a thing, really grinds my piss  "
But what do you really think of it darling?
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‘I have 4 cars but only room for 2 on my driveway, so I’ll park my precious top of the range BMW 7 series over your driveway’
Think again you spineless knob sending your teenage daughter to the door to sort it out.
I don’t think he’ll park there again as he nearly had to go through a tree to move it because I’d parked that close to his bumper.
Rant over |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"‘I have 4 cars but only room for 2 on my driveway, so I’ll park my precious top of the range BMW 7 series over your driveway’
Think again you spineless knob sending your teenage daughter to the door to sort it out.
I don’t think he’ll park there again as he nearly had to go through a tree to move it because I’d parked that close to his bumper.
Rant over "
 he’s a brave man! |
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"‘I have 4 cars but only room for 2 on my driveway, so I’ll park my precious top of the range BMW 7 series over your driveway’
Think again you spineless knob sending your teenage daughter to the door to sort it out.
I don’t think he’ll park there again as he nearly had to go through a tree to move it because I’d parked that close to his bumper.
Rant over
he’s a brave man! "
He is today |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s wet. .... name anything, and I can tell you, it’s wet.
It’s not stopped p’sin down all afternoon, I’ve a roof to finish, I’ve grown away my socks (no rescuing those boys) and gel running down my face.
Today’s weather is...shit.
Could be worse - could be so windy the roof is taken clean off
That would be shit
Denied "
Sorry, I forgot to explain about the roof of my workshop....you can shove that ‘denied’ up your ass and hand me a nod of approval. |
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By *inkSwing OP Couple
over a year ago
Preston |
"It’s wet. .... name anything, and I can tell you, it’s wet.
It’s not stopped p’sin down all afternoon, I’ve a roof to finish, I’ve grown away my socks (no rescuing those boys) and gel running down my face.
Today’s weather is...shit.
Could be worse - could be so windy the roof is taken clean off
That would be shit
Denied
Sorry, I forgot to explain about the roof of my workshop....you can shove that ‘denied’ up your ass and hand me a nod of approval. "
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Not that sort
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