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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'm quite tired and a bit stressed at the moment.

I don't have a lot of time, it's very precious right now..

I don't have time for ping pong messaging, or endless verbal foreplay.

On the flipside, I could do with a shag.

So if anyone needs a panda let me know.

Thanks awfully.

Stingly.

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I've always fancied eating a panda, think they would taste pretty good and be very tender.

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By *iss SJWoman  over a year ago

Hull

Aw I thought you meant a black and white teddy bear

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I've always fancied eating a panda, think they would taste pretty good and be very tender."

I think they'd taste of bamboo.

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By *mp411Man  over a year ago

chester

They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Aw I thought you meant a black and white teddy bear "

I'll wear the panda costume if that's what you fancy......

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I've always fancied eating a panda, think they would taste pretty good and be very tender.

I think they'd taste of bamboo."

I think they would taste more like Chow Mein.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I hope you’re having a wonderfully laziy wank over my black eyes

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By *hechapMan  over a year ago

Derry

My granny owned a Fiat Panda once.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I've always fancied eating a panda, think they would taste pretty good and be very tender.

I think they'd taste of bamboo.

I think they would taste more like Chow Mein."

I guess we'll never know.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've always fancied eating a panda, think they would taste pretty good and be very tender.

I think they'd taste of bamboo.

I think they would taste more like Chow Mein.

I guess we'll never know....."

Or will we? What exactly is that dark meat in special chow mien?

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS  over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it "

Peel it hahahaha, Jesus I hope that was a joke and you don't think you peel animals

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek


"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it

Peel it hahahaha, Jesus I hope that was a joke and you don't think you peel animals "

What about if you start at the corner of the ear and are really really careful?

I sickened myself a little.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it

Peel it hahahaha, Jesus I hope that was a joke and you don't think you peel animals

What about if you start at the corner of the ear and are really really careful?

I sickened myself a little.

"

Nah. Just hold it over a boiling kettle for a while and it just slips off

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it "

What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it

What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey."

Panda drumstick.

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By *innie The MinxWoman  over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it

What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey.

Panda drumstick."

Shit, just gave you my hotmail password

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it

What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey.

Panda drumstick."

I might have that as my next profile name.

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it

Peel it hahahaha, Jesus I hope that was a joke and you don't think you peel animals "

I pissed myself chuckling at peeled too.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Will you call yourself Amanda?

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Will you call yourself Amanda? "

No.

Panda drumstick.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Will you call yourself Amanda?

No.

Panda drumstick. "

I'll pass then

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Will you call yourself Amanda?

No.

Panda drumstick.

I'll pass then "

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By *layful Couple For YouCouple  over a year ago

Lust

Isn’t a panda, a bear that’s too lazy to have sex?...............

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Isn’t a panda, a bear that’s too lazy to have sex?..............."

All of a sudden I'm feeling quite perky.

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By *r MoriartyMan  over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it

What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey.

Panda drumstick.

I might have that as my next profile name. "

Too late, I've registered it

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man  over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it

What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey.

Panda drumstick.

I might have that as my next profile name.

Too late, I've registered it "

Bugger......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I'll have a Panda Cola if you're in the chair

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

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By *orny PTMan  over a year ago

Peterborough

Panda onesies, like it!

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