I'm quite tired and a bit stressed at the moment.
I don't have a lot of time, it's very precious right now..
I don't have time for ping pong messaging, or endless verbal foreplay.
On the flipside, I could do with a shag.
So if anyone needs a panda let me know.
Thanks awfully.
Stingly.
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"I've always fancied eating a panda, think they would taste pretty good and be very tender.
I think they'd taste of bamboo.
I think they would taste more like Chow Mein."
I guess we'll never know..... |
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"I've always fancied eating a panda, think they would taste pretty good and be very tender.
I think they'd taste of bamboo.
I think they would taste more like Chow Mein.
I guess we'll never know....."
Or will we? What exactly is that dark meat in special chow mien? |
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"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it "
Peel it hahahaha, Jesus I hope that was a joke and you don't think you peel animals |
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"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it
Peel it hahahaha, Jesus I hope that was a joke and you don't think you peel animals "
What about if you start at the corner of the ear and are really really careful?
I sickened myself a little.
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"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it
Peel it hahahaha, Jesus I hope that was a joke and you don't think you peel animals
What about if you start at the corner of the ear and are really really careful?
I sickened myself a little.
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Nah. Just hold it over a boiling kettle for a while and it just slips off |
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"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it "
What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey. |
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"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it
What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey."
Panda drumstick. |
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"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it
What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey.
Panda drumstick."
Shit, just gave you my hotmail password |
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"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it
What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey.
Panda drumstick."
I might have that as my next profile name. |
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"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it
Peel it hahahaha, Jesus I hope that was a joke and you don't think you peel animals "
I pissed myself chuckling at peeled too. |
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"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it
What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey.
Panda drumstick.
I might have that as my next profile name. "
Too late, I've registered it |
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"They don’t do much just sit around chomping bamboo so would be tender and bonus you get a wicked coat when you peel it
What I really want to know is are they just black and white on the outside or do you get dark and white meat on them like a turkey.
Panda drumstick.
I might have that as my next profile name.
Too late, I've registered it "
Bugger...... |
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