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over a year ago
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"Try Morrison's at the cold fish counter
No, it will have a fishy smell
What his cock 
No, the girlfriend from the Morrison’s cold fish counter "
she's tried tresseme but she can't get the jellied eels smell out of her hair |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try Morrison's at the cold fish counter
No, it will have a fishy smell
What his cock
No, the girlfriend from the Morrison’s cold fish counter she's tried tresseme but she can't get the jellied eels smell out of her hair "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would say here is as good a place as any.
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To be fair I don’t think you’re wrong. I’ve had a couple of friends want more after a time and I’ve felt the same towards one.
Yeah, it’s doable |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....
But you can’t cook 
I fucking can
I don’t want you fucking my food
I'll fuck your food up."
Like I said, you can’t cook |
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over a year ago
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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....
But you can’t cook
I fucking can
I don’t want you fucking my food
I'll fuck your food up.
Like I said, you can’t cook
I can't cook for you "
Like I said, you can’t |
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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....
But you can’t cook
I fucking can
I don’t want you fucking my food
I'll fuck your food up.
Like I said, you can’t cook
I can't cook for you
Like I said, you can’t "
I'm really good at turning over ripe smelly bananas that are past their best abandoned in the fruit bowl and unwanted into cake.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....
But you can’t cook
I fucking can
I don’t want you fucking my food
I'll fuck your food up.
Like I said, you can’t cook
I can't cook for you
Like I said, you can’t
I'm really good at turning over ripe smelly bananas that are past their best abandoned in the fruit bowl and unwanted into cake.
"
Ha ha ha.. you should write a book on how to ruin bananas? |
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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....
But you can’t cook
I fucking can
I don’t want you fucking my food
I'll fuck your food up.
Like I said, you can’t cook
I can't cook for you
Like I said, you can’t
I'm really good at turning over ripe smelly bananas that are past their best abandoned in the fruit bowl and unwanted into cake.
Ha ha ha.. you should write a book on how to ruin bananas? "
They ruin themselves |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....
But you can’t cook
I fucking can
I don’t want you fucking my food
I'll fuck your food up.
Like I said, you can’t cook
I can't cook for you
Like I said, you can’t
I'm really good at turning over ripe smelly bananas that are past their best abandoned in the fruit bowl and unwanted into cake.
Ha ha ha.. you should write a book on how to ruin bananas?
They ruin themselves "
I’ll show you what to do with Bananas  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."
Is that actually a serious question!
Take of that nasty shirt.
Go to a bar.
Talk to girls.
Find one you like.
But her a drink.
But her dinner.
Make her laugh.
Progress from there.
If you get there and she's hot and you still need some pointers, i'll come and show you what's next. |
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"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me....
But you can’t cook
I fucking can
I don’t want you fucking my food
I'll fuck your food up.
Like I said, you can’t cook
I can't cook for you
Like I said, you can’t
I'm really good at turning over ripe smelly bananas that are past their best abandoned in the fruit bowl and unwanted into cake.
Ha ha ha.. you should write a book on how to ruin bananas?
They ruin themselves
I’ll show you what to do with Bananas "
It's ok. I don't like them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."
I cant think of anything to say sorry. I just thought you should know that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I'd say a man has more chance of finding a woman on here who is open to something more meaningful. I don't know the other site but here is a good place if you want a girlfriend that's open to this lifestyle.
As a side note, op I apologise on behalf of the other forum users for the sarcastic unhelpful responses, don't let it put you off asking a question or posting future threads. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There are those of us who are looking for a long term partner to swing together,and be a couple.
It is possible.
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it is many have found partners and many are looking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."
There will be people looking for partners here just as there are people on dating sites just looking for a fuck how you find them is another matter though. Why not fully outline what you are looking for on your profile. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd say a man has more chance of finding a woman on here who is open to something more meaningful. I don't know the other site but here is a good place if you want a girlfriend that's open to this lifestyle.
As a side note, op I apologise on behalf of the other forum users for the sarcastic unhelpful responses, don't let it put you off asking a question or posting future threads. "
Don't apologise on my behalf |
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over a year ago
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"You have to first fill out the forms in triplicate and include a stamped self addressed envelope along with your application"
I'd settle for two copies
As long as they're signed in blood |
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"Pick a woman and send her dick pictures, chicks love dick pictures.
A lot of dick pictures
Can’t lose OP. "
When women are choosing a husband, they print all the dick pics they've collected and line them up, then pick the one that looks most delicious |
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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago
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"You have to first fill out the forms in triplicate and include a stamped self addressed envelope along with your application
I'd settle for two copies
As long as they're signed in blood"
Stop it -you're scaring the children (myself included) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."
Relationships have definitely been formed on here OP. Fet is also good, if you are more into kink. They have munches, where you can socialise with fellow kinksters. You also have socials on fab, where you can get to know different women. You are a good looking guy, as long as you approach women in a respectful manner, you can build up enough chemistry to see where it leads. It may even lead to a relationship. I think women find it easier to get laid on here, but men have a better chance of forming a relationship,as more women are open to the concept on here, than men are, I would imagine. Good luck in your search |
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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one."
Hi Op!
Firstly - shorter hair and stubble looks sooooo much hotter on you than long hair and a beard!
Secondly - it kinda depends what you want from a relationship/partner? Are you looking for a sub? Someone to swing with? Just a randy bugger? Or something else?
Are you looking for someone you can potentially settle down and have kids with?
When you know exactly what you’re looking for it’s easier to work out the best place to find it!
Good luck op! |
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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.
Hi Op!
Firstly - shorter hair and stubble looks sooooo much hotter on you than long hair and a beard!
Secondly - it kinda depends what you want from a relationship/partner? Are you looking for a sub? Someone to swing with? Just a randy bugger? Or something else?
Are you looking for someone you can potentially settle down and have kids with?
When you know exactly what you’re looking for it’s easier to work out the best place to find it!
Good luck op! "
You see, I prefer the longer hair and beard. He looks more edgy like that and the type I would go for. We all like different things so stick with what you prefer OP. |
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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.
Hi Op!
Firstly - shorter hair and stubble looks sooooo much hotter on you than long hair and a beard!
Secondly - it kinda depends what you want from a relationship/partner? Are you looking for a sub? Someone to swing with? Just a randy bugger? Or something else?
Are you looking for someone you can potentially settle down and have kids with?
When you know exactly what you’re looking for it’s easier to work out the best place to find it!
Good luck op!
You see, I prefer the longer hair and beard. He looks more edgy like that and the type I would go for. We all like different things so stick with what you prefer OP. "
This is true - but if I can persuade every chap on Fab to go for the look that I like - I’ve got a huge ‘pool’ of potential meets!   |
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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.
Hi Op!
Firstly - shorter hair and stubble looks sooooo much hotter on you than long hair and a beard!
Secondly - it kinda depends what you want from a relationship/partner? Are you looking for a sub? Someone to swing with? Just a randy bugger? Or something else?
Are you looking for someone you can potentially settle down and have kids with?
When you know exactly what you’re looking for it’s easier to work out the best place to find it!
Good luck op!
You see, I prefer the longer hair and beard. He looks more edgy like that and the type I would go for. We all like different things so stick with what you prefer OP.
This is true - but if I can persuade every chap on Fab to go for the look that I like - I’ve got a huge ‘pool’ of potential meets! "
Greedy girl |
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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.
Hi Op!
Firstly - shorter hair and stubble looks sooooo much hotter on you than long hair and a beard!
Secondly - it kinda depends what you want from a relationship/partner? Are you looking for a sub? Someone to swing with? Just a randy bugger? Or something else?
Are you looking for someone you can potentially settle down and have kids with?
When you know exactly what you’re looking for it’s easier to work out the best place to find it!
Good luck op!
You see, I prefer the longer hair and beard. He looks more edgy like that and the type I would go for. We all like different things so stick with what you prefer OP.
This is true - but if I can persuade every chap on Fab to go for the look that I like - I’ve got a huge ‘pool’ of potential meets!
Greedy girl "
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"How do you go about getting one and is this or fetlife the right place to get one.
Relationships have definitely been formed on here OP. Fet is also good, if you are more into kink. They have munches, where you can socialise with fellow kinksters. You also have socials on fab, where you can get to know different women. You are a good looking guy, as long as you approach women in a respectful manner, you can build up enough chemistry to see where it leads. It may even lead to a relationship. I think women find it easier to get laid on here, but men have a better chance of forming a relationship,as more women are open to the concept on here, than men are, I would imagine. Good luck in your search "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Quite a few people have met their partners on here so I reckon there's nothing wrong with giving it a go OP. You've nothing to loose...well maybe some inhibitions but that's a bonus in my eyes |
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Just need to be open and hopefully come across that same minded person
Could I have found more innuendo?? 