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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And noisy and never shut up and are not as good as boys and my mum said I should keep away from them cause they have cooties and germs so there xx  "
and,and, and they wear pointy shoes and go like "la de da" all the time, and, and, they smell like vaseline |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"where's wendy when you need to her to keep you in check??? 
Where she should be washing up xx "
no worries, once the ladies gets ya, rip your dick off and give you anal with it... 
good luck mrs soapsterx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"and they live in shoes, or live for shoes or their shoes are alive, i cant remember.......its been so long  "
At least some of them wear nice shiny shoes so we can see if they got any kecks on. That bit's good.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me "
I've not got to see them Moodycow Pjs yet
....oh well, if they are already on the floor, Mr A can give me a description  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx "
Yep too right my bed is nice and warm and its wet outside |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
I've not got to see them Moodycow Pjs yet
....oh well, if they are already on the floor, Mr A can give me a description "
I am going to take a pic of me in them that will scare you all |
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
I've not got to see them Moodycow Pjs yet
....oh well, if they are already on the floor, Mr A can give me a description "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx "
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha |
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and warm and its wet outside "
room for a little one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it "
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you? |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha "
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you? "
not yet  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha
pmfsl"
How on earth you can call the guys lazy when you lot sit down to pee amazes me... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha "
*dies laughing*
RIP little ole me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And where would all you men be without us lovely girls!
I don't smell have just had a lovely bubble bath!  "
pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or a scratch n sniff pad! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha "
Bite me
Oh sorry ya did xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha
Bite me
Oh sorry ya did xx "
50% of you went missing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet "
Party |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha
pmfsl
How on earth you can call the guys lazy when you lot sit down to pee amazes me..."
As opposed to men who are too lazy to aim IN the actual toilet  |
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party "
I like parties |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party "
Mind if I join? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha
pmfsl
How on earth you can call the guys lazy when you lot sit down to pee amazes me..."
I know 1 man that sits down to pee , in fact 3 |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
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"And noisy and never shut up and are not as good as boys and my mum said I should keep away from them cause they have cooties and germs so there xx "
sorry can't agree with you mate, I love the girlies cos they can cook,wash, iron, do the hoovering ..................... hehehehehe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha
Bite me
Oh sorry ya did xx "
If you isist
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
Mind if I join? "
Your the main event |
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By *andKCouple
over a year ago
Norfolk |
"And noisy and never shut up and are not as good as boys and my mum said I should keep away from them cause they have cooties and germs so there xx
sorry can't agree with you mate, I love the girlies cos they can cook,wash, iron, do the hoovering ..................... hehehehehe"
oh and I fogot to say they have boobies we can rest our heads on too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha
pmfsl
How on earth you can call the guys lazy when you lot sit down to pee amazes me...
As opposed to men who are too lazy to aim IN the actual toilet "
Some of us dont have to aim, but I wish they would warm the water up in the bowl........
And Soapy, your madames in the thread, so I am off, I am not scared, just aware of my mortality |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women ask men if their bums look big in this cos nature gave them tits to get in the way of seeing for themselves how tubby their tummies are getting.
I'll just tootle off now ok. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
I like parties "
Did I not mention your part of tag team for main event at party  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Coming from a man who couldn't be arsed to grow properly.... hahaha
pmfsl
How on earth you can call the guys lazy when you lot sit down to pee amazes me...
As opposed to men who are too lazy to aim IN the actual toilet
Some of us dont have to aim, but I wish they would warm the water up in the bowl........
And Soapy, your madames in the thread, so I am off, I am not scared, just aware of my mortality "
aye Pauly, you run whilst you still have use of our legs pal!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
Mind if I join?
Your the main event "
Do I need to start worrying? |
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
I like parties
Did I not mention your part of tag team for main event at party "
this party sounds even better |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
Mind if I join?
Your the main event
Do I need to start worrying? "
nope Mrs A will hold your hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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aye Pauly, you run whilst you still have use of our legs pal!! "
I sent you a signed picture of my arse, remember that.... find a happy place!.... please!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
I like parties
Did I not mention your part of tag team for main event at party
this party sounds even better "
Will be lots of floor play dont want Mr A falling off anything |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women ask men if their bums look big in this cos nature gave them tits to get in the way of seeing for themselves how tubby their tummies are getting.
I'll just tootle off now ok. "
Gone to peer at your cock in the mirror?
Beer bellies get in the way a bit apparently? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
Mind if I join?
Your the main event
Do I need to start worrying?
nope Mrs A will hold your hand "
Well, I bloody well hope she keeps a grip on it... unlike the voddy/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And where would all you men be without us lovely girls!
I don't smell have just had a lovely bubble bath!
pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or a scratch n sniff pad!"
scratch and sniff pad! Now there is a thought! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
I like parties
Did I not mention your part of tag team for main event at party
this party sounds even better
Will be lots of floor play dont want Mr A falling off anything "
PMSL!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
Mind if I join?
Your the main event
Do I need to start worrying?
nope Mrs A will hold your hand
Well, I bloody well hope she keeps a grip on it... unlike the voddy/ "
Its ok got her a training cup wont get anything unless she sucks hard |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And where would all you men be without us lovely girls!
I don't smell have just had a lovely bubble bath!
pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or a scratch n sniff pad!
scratch and sniff pad! Now there is a thought! X"
Giz a sniff |
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By *abioMan
over a year ago
Newcastle and Gateshead |
awwww.... reminds me of that old chestnut...
Q. "why do women wear make up and perfume?"
A. "because they are ugly... and they smell!!".....
I'm here all week.... try the veal and tip ya waiter.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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aye Pauly, you run whilst you still have use of our legs pal!!
Aye cause you lot dont use em xx "
urgghh snail trails...... oh you meant they are lazy.... whooooops! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
Mind if I join?
Your the main event
Do I need to start worrying?
nope Mrs A will hold your hand
Well, I bloody well hope she keeps a grip on it... unlike the voddy/
Its ok got her a training cup wont get anything unless she sucks hard "
We'll get Mr A stabilisers too |
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
Mind if I join?
Your the main event
Do I need to start worrying?
nope Mrs A will hold your hand "
make that Mr A, dont want him falling again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
Mind if I join?
Your the main event
Do I need to start worrying?
nope Mrs A will hold your hand
Well, I bloody well hope she keeps a grip on it... unlike the voddy/
Its ok got her a training cup wont get anything unless she sucks hard
We'll get Mr A stabilisers too "
have now got a vision of chorlton and the wheelies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And where would all you men be without us lovely girls!
I don't smell have just had a lovely bubble bath!
pics please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or a scratch n sniff pad!
scratch and sniff pad! Now there is a thought! X
anytime x
Giz a sniff "
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"guess a shag is out the question then
I'll give ya one
Whips Moodycow Pjs off come get me
See bloody lazy as well xx
Yep too right my bed is nice and wet and there is a fella outside it
You've got Mr & Mrs A round haven't you?
not yet
Party
Mind if I join?
Your the main event
Do I need to start worrying?
nope Mrs A will hold your hand
Well, I bloody well hope she keeps a grip on it... unlike the voddy/
Its ok got her a training cup wont get anything unless she sucks hard
We'll get Mr A stabilisers too
have now got a vision of chorlton and the wheelies "
can i have one of those bendy straws as well |
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