I always think of the Wordsworth quote in such situations - It is better to have loved and lost, then to never have had a woman willingly let you cum all over her face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd shave my legs for you

High praise indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"In the end only one thing matters.. does she take your breath away.

Over to you numbnuts "
Anyone who quotes in this thread is a numbnut so carry on quoting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You stay there, I'll put the kettle on"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""You stay there, I'll put the kettle on" "
I've said that many a time, so I'm officially romantic I'm putting that on my profile write up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Are you ready for the best 5 seconds of your life?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""You stay there, I'll put the kettle on" "

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet

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By *oftandGentle2Couple over a year ago

leeds

“The story of my life begins and ends.... with you”

Also a song by Neil diamond!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"In the end only one thing matters.. does she take your breath away.

Over to you numbnuts

Numbnuts?! Insult stealer."

It’s my way of expressing my love for y’all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Deadpool - “ Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, the whole world smells like daffodil daydream."

Or “Ride the bitch like Luke on Yoda" - deadpool.”

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

Bend over and take it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I want to do with you what spring does with the cherry trees. "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got you some cake

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"I got you some cake"

Op likes lasagne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

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By *layfullsamMan over a year ago

Solihull

Me so horny, love you long time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Me so horny, love you long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got you some cake"

Hello stranger!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Hello stranger!!

Hi! It’s been a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing "

You are vegetarian?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep! "

He hates vegetarian and vegans

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

He hates vegetarian and vegans

We aren’t all that bad. I’m not a preacher and try to make everyone else have the same diet as me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep! "

I’m sorry but I can’t continue like this.. it’s not you it’s me

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

He hates vegetarian and vegans

I don’t hate them.. please add cyclists to the list. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

I’m sorry but I can’t continue like this.. it’s not you it’s me

I find it strange that people would dislike others for what they eat/don’t eat

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

He hates vegetarian and vegans

I don’t hate them.. please add cyclists to the list. Cheers "

Done

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

I’m sorry but I can’t continue like this.. it’s not you it’s me

I find it strange that people would dislike others for what they eat/don’t eat"

And his name is banana man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

I’m sorry but I can’t continue like this.. it’s not you it’s me

I find it strange that people would dislike others for what they eat/don’t eat"

My ex was vegetarian who became vegan during our relationship.. it was painful cooking chicken in front of her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

I’m sorry but I can’t continue like this.. it’s not you it’s me

I find it strange that people would dislike others for what they eat/don’t eat"

Just to clairfy.. I still like you. I think you are peng. But we don’t have a future together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There’s nowt sexier or more romantic than someone who wants you as much as you want them. That is all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cum for me

Let it out cum for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why dont you slip into something more comfortable........... like a coma

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Why dont you slip into something more comfortable........... like a coma

Charmed, Madame

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There’s nowt sexier or more romantic than someone who wants you as much as you want them. That is all. "

And then somebody Better looking with more money comes along

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

I’m sorry but I can’t continue like this.. it’s not you it’s me

I find it strange that people would dislike others for what they eat/don’t eat

My ex was vegetarian who became vegan during our relationship.. it was painful cooking chicken in front of her "

I cook meat for my family when they are rushed off their feet. Not all of us are unable to handle meat

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

I’m sorry but I can’t continue like this.. it’s not you it’s me

I find it strange that people would dislike others for what they eat/don’t eat

My ex was vegetarian who became vegan during our relationship.. it was painful cooking chicken in front of her

I cook meat for my family when they are rushed off their feet. Not all of us are unable to handle meat

Take me back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I got you some cake

Op likes lasagne

I am having veggie lasagne for tea

I’m breaking up with you

Hey! It’s amazing

You are vegetarian?

Yep!

I’m sorry but I can’t continue like this.. it’s not you it’s me

I find it strange that people would dislike others for what they eat/don’t eat

My ex was vegetarian who became vegan during our relationship.. it was painful cooking chicken in front of her

I cook meat for my family when they are rushed off their feet. Not all of us are unable to handle meat

Take me back

Haha!!!

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By *onny69sMan over a year ago

Donny

You had me at Hello, Jerry Maguire.

My Crazy matches your Crazy, Deadpool.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You had me at Hello, Jerry Maguire.

My Crazy matches your Crazy, Deadpool. "

Are u really greg wallace?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"There’s nowt sexier or more romantic than someone who wants you as much as you want them. That is all.

And then somebody Better looking with more money comes along

Naaahhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"There’s nowt sexier or more romantic than someone who wants you as much as you want them. That is all.

And then somebody Better looking with more money comes along

Naaahhhh "

Yeah yeah

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By *onny69sMan over a year ago

Donny

"You had me at Hello, Jerry Maguire.

My Crazy matches your Crazy, Deadpool.

Are u really greg wallace?"

Who?

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By *onny69sMan over a year ago

Donny

"You had me at Hello, Jerry Maguire.

My Crazy matches your Crazy, Deadpool.

Are u really greg wallace?

Who? "

Just googled him and no I'm not haha.. I think more Harry Hill..

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I dont know but iv been told

Eskimo pussy is mighty cold"

And Eskimo Cock is long and fat

Just right for a cavernous twat !

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By *olfAndKittenCouple over a year ago

Bristol

I would ask you to make me a sandwich... But with legs like jelly id better do it myself

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By *p4funCouple over a year ago

Plymouth

"No,i mean get inside her five Times a day and take her to heaven and back ! "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Can I cum over your feet"

Gets me every time!!

#swoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Can I cum over your feet"

Gets me every time!!

#swoon"

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"“Can I cum over your feet"

Gets me every time!!

#swoon

Oh dear "

Some context for you

I've been deprived of romance for a long time!

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

More fizz dear?

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