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The return of the EPIC RAP BATTLE
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You heard it first here folks.
Cakus, pie, jaffa or whatever the fuck he calls himself today has suggested we have a 2nd battle of words, abusing each other with expletives and so on.
I have agreed that it's time to show I can't rap once more, and bring my poetic licence instead.
On like Donkey Kong .... beeeeyatch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can ghost write if anyone needs help
Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.
Which is what he does every night he goes home...
Boom! See, this is the kinda thing we're talking about."
Word, fuckers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can ghost write if anyone needs help
Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.
Which is what he does every night he goes home..."
I'm happy on my own, when I get desperate and start bottom feeding, I'll give you a shout |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can ghost write if anyone needs help
Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.
Practice what you preach
I intend to.
No cheating fucknuts "
Is ifitness not around to write yours anymore |
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"Can ghost write if anyone needs help
Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.
Practice what you preach
I intend to.
No cheating fucknuts
Is ifitness not around to write yours anymore "
It was only about 4 lines, and I didn't pre-write! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have a lovely time! 
May the best bad-ass win!
Cheers Dan, it will be me giggling again I reckon.
Tears rolling down my face, puss rolling down my leg."
Puss!  
I do hope that’s an autocarrot my lovely!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can ghost write if anyone needs help
Noooo, he has to do it all on his own.
Which is what he does every night he goes home...
Boom! See, this is the kinda thing we're talking about."
So Peachizzle gonna make the boy shout,
he'll crywank tonight when he gets his ass beat,
cos Peaches is the Queen of the Street. |
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"Have a lovely time!
May the best bad-ass win!
Cheers Dan, it will be me giggling again I reckon.
Tears rolling down my face, puss rolling down my leg.
Puss!
I do hope that’s an autocarrot my lovely!! "
Yes Dan. That was an epic autocarrot.
Well, I don't need biscuit boy to make me look a cunt now, I did that all by myself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to make you cry
Out of my pee hole, not my eyes
Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge
Grim!
I'm cracking up already  "
Its not the cracking up but the crack for you
To think you could come back for a win on round two i read your last rymes ffs they were doo
And yet you still think you have a chance in round two.
So bring out your worst as u think your fred durst
Beacause its you that will need a hurst
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ma money's on the one and only winner
Cos we all know that she's the greatest sinner
If you wanna disagree with me
It proves what a monkey you can be"
Girl carnt pull a pack biscuits |
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"I'm going to make you cry
Out of my pee hole, not my eyes
Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge
Grim!
I'm cracking up already
Its not the cracking up but the crack for you
To think you could come back for a win on round two i read your last rymes ffs they were doo
And yet you still think you have a chance in round two.
So bring out your worst as u think your fred durst
Beacause its you that will need a hurst
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It's a hearse ... |
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"Ma money's on the one and only winner
Cos we all know that she's the greatest sinner
If you wanna disagree with me
It proves what a monkey you can be
Girl carnt pull a pack biscuits "
Fair comment  |
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"Ma money's on the one and only winner
Cos we all know that she's the greatest sinner
If you wanna disagree with me
It proves what a monkey you can be
Girl carnt pull a pack biscuits
Fair comment "
I don't know what a 'pack biscuits' is. Like, a gang of hobnobs cruising the street looking for the ginger nuts to crumble them into oblivion? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to make you cry
Out of my pee hole, not my eyes
Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge
Grim!
I'm cracking up already
Its not the cracking up but the crack for you
To think you could come back for a win on round two i read your last rymes ffs they were doo
And yet you still think you have a chance in round two.
So bring out your worst as u think your fred durst
Beacause its you that will need a hurst
It's a hearse ..."
Dyslexia rules ko
And a grammatical correction the best u got? |
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"I'm going to make you cry
Out of my pee hole, not my eyes
Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge
Grim!
I'm cracking up already
Its not the cracking up but the crack for you
To think you could come back for a win on round two i read your last rymes ffs they were doo
And yet you still think you have a chance in round two.
So bring out your worst as u think your fred durst
Beacause its you that will need a hurst
It's a hearse ...
Dyslexia rules ko
And a grammatical correction the best u got?"
Absolutely not, but I'm not battling you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to make you cry
Kick her ass cakey boy
How very dare you Dash?!
Right then sunshine, know who's side you're on. Pffft."
it's a bloke thing peachy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to make you cry
Out of my pee hole, not my eyes
Rhymes so sick they'll make your pee hole discharge
Grim!
I'm cracking up already
Its not the cracking up but the crack for you
To think you could come back for a win on round two i read your last rymes ffs they were doo
And yet you still think you have a chance in round two.
So bring out your worst as u think your fred durst
Beacause its you that will need a hurst
It's a hearse ...
Dyslexia rules ko
And a grammatical correction the best u got?
Absolutely not, but I'm not battling you "
Awww but i was just getting started |
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"I'm going to make you cry
Kick her ass cakey boy
I think Bananaboi has got more chance
Of getting in cakes ass, yes. "
I can see you're only warming up
for what will be a total mashup
Call him a spud, cos he's a dud |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm going to make you cry
Kick her ass cakey boy
How very dare you Dash?!
Right then sunshine, know who's side you're on. Pffft.it's a bloke thing peachy"
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"I'm going to make you cry
Kick her ass cakey boy
I think Bananaboi has got more chance
Of getting in cakes ass, yes.
I can see you're only warming up
for what will be a total mashup
Call him a spud, cos he's a dud "
With as much sex appeal as Elmer Fudd. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I missed the last thread so thanks the link PP, just read it ~ my money's on you darling x
Oh cake won't like that. You're his not very secret crush "
Shit, how did you know? |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I missed the last thread so thanks the link PP, just read it ~ my money's on you darling x
Oh cake won't like that. You're his not very secret crush
What have I done
Wrong PP, PP "
Phew x |
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