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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual?

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By *rsSBWoman over a year ago

toy town

"Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual? "

What's yours?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

easy

a person to be a person. no big shows nothing big and just them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual? "

Ask what they're drinking x

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By *imandher84Couple over a year ago

Leeds

The helicopter

Actually i tend to do that with the wife but i do like the penis club to the head. Feels very primal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual?

What's yours?

"

It's probably a tie between singing a beautiful ballad or doing robotic dancing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual? "

I think you are on the wrong site op..

All this courtship stuff is better suited to a dating site..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual?

I think you are on the wrong site op..

All this courtship stuff is better suited to a dating site.."

Yes OP all the recent posts you have made have been about love and relationships. I usually enjoy your witty posts but I think you need some NSA sex to get you back on form (not offering

)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual?

I think you are on the wrong site op..

All this courtship stuff is better suited to a dating site..

Yes OP all the recent posts you have made have been about love and relationships. I usually enjoy your witty posts but I think you need some NSA sex to get you back on form (not offering

)"

It's a jokey thread guys

Kinda like the "what's your special talent?" threads but with a "what would you do to impress the opposite sex?" twist to it. Feel free to fire ping pong balls from your vaginas

But you're right I'm probably "in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history" right now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Circling a man. Putting my finger inside me and running it under his nose.

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Thrash them at crazy golf and drag them back to mine for a Tesco meal deal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual?

I think you are on the wrong site op..

All this courtship stuff is better suited to a dating site.."

I thought it was a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Thrash them at crazy golf and drag them back to mine for a Tesco meal deal"

I'm a demon at crazy golf.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual?

I think you are on the wrong site op..

All this courtship stuff is better suited to a dating site..

Yes OP all the recent posts you have made have been about love and relationships. I usually enjoy your witty posts but I think you need some NSA sex to get you back on form (not offering

)

It's a jokey thread guys

Kinda like the "what's your special talent?" threads but with a "what would you do to impress the opposite sex?" twist to it. Feel free to fire ping pong balls from your vaginas

But you're right I'm probably "in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history" right now

"

Well get yourself out to a party or club next weekend and end the famine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Telling really bad jokes and laughing at myself.

Weirdly it seems to work.

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By *SAchickWoman over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I propose marriage really early doors. It's working nicely for me at the moment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Circling a man. Putting my finger inside me and running it under his nose."

This is brilliant

100% failsafe right?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find a baboon style dance, flapping my arse and making what I like to call 'eye allure' seems to attract them.

By them I mean the doormen...to eject me from the club...

Peach x

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I find a baboon style dance, flapping my arse and making what I like to call 'eye allure' seems to attract them.

By them I mean the doormen...to eject me from the club...

Peach x"

I just get me tits out

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I find a baboon style dance, flapping my arse and making what I like to call 'eye allure' seems to attract them.

By them I mean the doormen...to eject me from the club...

Peach x

I just get me tits out

"

Haha

you two

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I find a baboon style dance, flapping my arse and making what I like to call 'eye allure' seems to attract them.

By them I mean the doormen...to eject me from the club...

Peach x

I just get me tits out

Haha

you two

"

True story bro

You need to witness a night out with us....if you manage to resist our 'courtship'

Peach x

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By *horecruxCouple over a year ago

SE4

Pouring a glass of wine and cooking dinner whilst talking, regular eyecontact probing questions and maybe the odd risky retort

Shirt undone of course

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By *ananas57Couple over a year ago

lake ariel

I usually just tell the guy I'm a slutty wife, that seems to work

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I find a baboon style dance, flapping my arse and making what I like to call 'eye allure' seems to attract them.

By them I mean the doormen...to eject me from the club...

Peach x

I just get me tits out

Haha

you two

True story bro

You need to witness a night out with us....if you manage to resist our 'courtship'

Peach x"

One thing a night with PeachPhoenix, it is never, ever dull!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual?

I think you are on the wrong site op..

All this courtship stuff is better suited to a dating site..

Yes OP all the recent posts you have made have been about love and relationships. I usually enjoy your witty posts but I think you need some NSA sex to get you back on form (not offering

)

It's a jokey thread guys

Kinda like the "what's your special talent?" threads but with a "what would you do to impress the opposite sex?" twist to it. Feel free to fire ping pong balls from your vaginas

But you're right I'm probably "in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history" right now

"

Get down the local gloryhole,take a bible, cross your heart and try to cum without crying.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Circling a man. Putting my finger inside me and running it under his nose.

This is brilliant

100% failsafe right?

Peach x"

It's the pheromones; they can't resist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Catching the unsuspecting woman coming out of the bogs and asking “Did you have a good shit?”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*flips hair*

That's all I've got.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*flips hair*

That's all I've got. "

Swoon.

It works.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would be demonstrating my cooking skills or for instant visuals I'd do any kind of splits formation, standing splits, box splits, may even throw in a scorpion kick.

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

I challenge them to a game of "Cock or Balls"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Animals engage in all sorts of courtship rituals, displaying colorful feathers, beautiful dances, sing enchanting songs, athletic feats...

What would be your courtship ritual?

I think you are on the wrong site op..

All this courtship stuff is better suited to a dating site..

Yes OP all the recent posts you have made have been about love and relationships. I usually enjoy your witty posts but I think you need some NSA sex to get you back on form (not offering

)

It's a jokey thread guys

Kinda like the "what's your special talent?" threads but with a "what would you do to impress the opposite sex?" twist to it. Feel free to fire ping pong balls from your vaginas

But you're right I'm probably "in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history" right now

Get down the local gloryhole,take a bible, cross your heart and try to cum without crying.

"

Haha what on earth do you take me for?

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'd just sit on a branch and wait to see who comes a-strutting along, lol, that was always my strategy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Throwing books at them from a distance.

Or sending them really stupid but cute memes.

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