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Room 101: what would you like to banish?
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I am the gatekeeper of Room 101 - the room to which you can banish the things you hate.
Tell me what you want to banish and give good reasons. If your reasons are good and your heart is pure [choke], I will banish your item.
But be warned [dramatic music], if your case is weak, your request will be denied...
Chooooooose wisely!
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"Parking wardens "
I too have lived through the horror of a yellow plastic envelope stuck to my windscreen outlining my misdemeanour but, while I want to be able to park wherever I like, I don’t want anyone else to be able to.
Request denied*
* You may appeal my decision in writing within seven days. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People that drive on long single lane roads at 30mph or less when the speed limit is 50/60. So selfish to make huge queues of traffic go at their pace! Riles me.
Rant over |
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"Pigeons ... big flappy things leaving mess and feathers all over my garden. "
But then we’d have to banish the kids’ show Pigeon Street including Long Distance Clara and that would never do.
Request denied. |
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"People that drive on long single lane roads at 30mph or less when the speed limit is 50/60. So selfish to make huge queues of traffic go at their pace! Riles me.
Rant over"
You profile picture suggests you’re on a racing track. Your perspective may be a little skewed.
Request denied. |
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"People that talk about nothing other than their kids and reality TV!
Please banish them before I die of boredom!"
I asked my kids what I should do about your request and they said I should approach it in the manor of an X Factor contestant.
Request 110% denied. |
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"People that drive on long single lane roads at 30mph or less when the speed limit is 50/60. So selfish to make huge queues of traffic go at their pace! Riles me.
Rant over
You profile picture suggests you’re on a racing track. Your perspective may be a little skewed.
Request denied. "
At the beach actually but on the motorbike so fair enough  |
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"Shiny pink leggings on men....
And ballons unless they're helium
Peach x"
But imagine a man in shiny pink leggings into which you shove a load of balloons. That’s a prime time TV show right there.
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
Apart from all the obvious ones that get an automatic pass (abuse of any kind, racial/homophobic intolerance, hate crime, Donald Trump, reality TV, people who "borrow" pics for their profile etc)...
People with wheeled items who have no awareness of them
Examples being:
People in supermarkets who park their trolleys *across* the aisle while looking on the shelves/catching up with Mabel across the road who they bumped into.
People at airports/railway stations with wheeled suitcases that get under your feet. |
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over a year ago
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"Rats. Specifically the ones that live with my neighbour's ducks. 
You’d break up the cross species polyamourous community of rats and ducks?
Are you quackers?
Denied. "
But they shit in my shed! Not fair, I demand a second opinion! |
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"People that drive on long single lane roads at 30mph or less when the speed limit is 50/60. So selfish to make huge queues of traffic go at their pace! Riles me.
Rant over
You profile picture suggests you’re on a racing track. Your perspective may be a little skewed.
Request denied.
At the beach actually but on the motorbike so fair enough "
I see that now! Due to my error I will allow it. Especially if I can add the drivers looking for the nearest National Trust property who brake sharply at every fucking gateway for the mile preceding the actual entrance.
Request agreed on appeal. |
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over a year ago
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Please please get rid of dust, it gets everywhere, you clean it, it comes back. Its a never ending cycle of annoyance. It makes things smell, it makes you sneeze and it serves no purpose |
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"People that drive on long single lane roads at 30mph or less when the speed limit is 50/60. So selfish to make huge queues of traffic go at their pace! Riles me.
Rant over
You profile picture suggests you’re on a racing track. Your perspective may be a little skewed.
Request denied.
At the beach actually but on the motorbike so fair enough
I see that now! Due to my error I will allow it. Especially if I can add the drivers looking for the nearest National Trust property who brake sharply at every fucking gateway for the mile preceding the actual entrance.
Request agreed on appeal. "
Much appreciated Madam Gatekeeper |
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"Apart from all the obvious ones that get an automatic pass (abuse of any kind, racial/homophobic intolerance, hate crime, Donald Trump, reality TV, people who "borrow" pics for their profile etc)...
People with wheeled items who have no awareness of them
Examples being:
People in supermarkets who park their trolleys *across* the aisle while looking on the shelves/catching up with Mabel across the road who they bumped into.
People at airports/railway stations with wheeled suitcases that get under your feet."
Antisocial trolley use - definitely. They should be clamped as a lesson.
Wheeled suitcases - tricky. Remember the days of having to carry your stuff??? Nightmare.
Request agreed in part. |
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"Alcohol
Just to watch the world burn before it inevitable gets better without it  "
I think if I threw alcohol into Room 101, a stampede of most of my friends would follow. I’d miss them, the d*unken bums, so for selfish reasons, request denied. |
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"Negative "isms" but that's too easy and obvious an answer.
Ooo! I know.
I'd like to banish nuts. Before I was allergic they were disgusting and now they are deadly. So yes. Nuts."
Request agreed. You don’t want your mates all sniggering “she died while gobbling nuts”. |
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"Rats. Specifically the ones that live with my neighbour's ducks.
You’d break up the cross species polyamourous community of rats and ducks?
Are you quackers?
Denied.
But they shit in my shed! Not fair, I demand a second opinion!"
The shed shitting is valid new information.
Request agreed on appeal. |
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"Please please get rid of dust, it gets everywhere, you clean it, it comes back. Its a never ending cycle of annoyance. It makes things smell, it makes you sneeze and it serves no purpose"
That dust is your shed skin. If it didn’t come off as dust you’d have to peel it off like a snake and good luck picking up women on Fab during the peeling phase.
Denied. |
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"Please please get rid of dust, it gets everywhere, you clean it, it comes back. Its a never ending cycle of annoyance. It makes things smell, it makes you sneeze and it serves no purpose
That dust is your shed skin. If it didn’t come off as dust you’d have to peel it off like a snake and good luck picking up women on Fab during the peeling phase.
Denied. "
Harsh what if someone posts you a tonne of dust, you could have avoided all that |
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"Age restriction for messaging on here. "
A controversial request. Tinkering with filters and allowing unrestricted measaging could drown the women of Fab and without the women of Fab, there would be no men of Fab. It’s a slippery slope I tell you.
Request denied. |
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over a year ago
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"Rats. Specifically the ones that live with my neighbour's ducks.
You’d break up the cross species polyamourous community of rats and ducks?
Are you quackers?
Denied.
But they shit in my shed! Not fair, I demand a second opinion!
The shed shitting is valid new information.
Request agreed on appeal. "
You are a fair and wise judge.
I'm considering nominating the dog for ignoring the little furry bastard that ran in through the kitchen door last summer.
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"Please please get rid of dust, it gets everywhere, you clean it, it comes back. Its a never ending cycle of annoyance. It makes things smell, it makes you sneeze and it serves no purpose
That dust is your shed skin. If it didn’t come off as dust you’d have to peel it off like a snake and good luck picking up women on Fab during the peeling phase.
Denied.
Harsh what if someone posts you a tonne of dust, you could have avoided all that"
This is true. Call me fussy but I prefer to meet men who are neither peeling nor made of dust.
Free exfoliation on the NHS is the answer. |
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"Those ridiculous snapchat filters, especially when men use them. Have some dignity, for fucks sake!!"
A sound request which I will apply equally to men and women. Bunny ears do not enhance sexual attractiveness.
Request agreed. |
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"Rats. Specifically the ones that live with my neighbour's ducks.
You’d break up the cross species polyamourous community of rats and ducks?
Are you quackers?
Denied.
But they shit in my shed! Not fair, I demand a second opinion!
The shed shitting is valid new information.
Request agreed on appeal.
You are a fair and wise judge.
I'm considering nominating the dog for ignoring the little furry bastard that ran in through the kitchen door last summer.
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Formal warning to the dog for failing in dog duties. |
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
automated call centre software designed to stop you actually talking to a member of staff . Put forward as a means of dealing with queries efficiently but actually to reduce call centre staff costs to the point where not answering your call at all is acceptable corporate behaviour |
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"Those ridiculous snapchat filters, especially when men use them. Have some dignity, for fucks sake!!
A sound request which I will apply equally to men and women. Bunny ears do not enhance sexual attractiveness.
Request agreed. "
Well, ta very much |
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"automated call centre software designed to stop you actually talking to a member of staff . Put forward as a means of dealing with queries efficiently but actually to reduce call centre staff costs to the point where not answering your call at all is acceptable corporate behaviour "
Your request is very important to me. Please hold the line... |
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By *r D30Man
over a year ago
Loughborough |
Old people who stop suddenly in front of you because they've forgotten how their bloody legs work, then turn round and moan at you cos you walked into the back of the miserable old gits!!! |
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"Old people who stop suddenly in front of you because they've forgotten how their bloody legs work, then turn round and moan at you cos you walked into the back of the miserable old gits!!! "
Now, now, you’ll be them soon enough. A huge smile and a gracious apology and a few words about the weather.
Or point them in the direction of the people on Fab who are looking to meet a 99 year old. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Apart from all the obvious ones that get an automatic pass (abuse of any kind, racial/homophobic intolerance, hate crime, Donald Trump, reality TV, people who "borrow" pics for their profile etc)...
People with wheeled items who have no awareness of them
Examples being:
People in supermarkets who park their trolleys *across* the aisle while looking on the shelves/catching up with Mabel across the road who they bumped into.
People at airports/railway stations with wheeled suitcases that get under your feet.
Antisocial trolley use - definitely. They should be clamped as a lesson.
Wheeled suitcases - tricky. Remember the days of having to carry your stuff??? Nightmare.
Request agreed in part. "
Appeal!! I didn't say wheeled suitcases should be consigned to the room just people that use them that have no awareness of them and others around them that may be tripped up by them.
Mind you I did once see two such people get their cases tangled in each other as a result of their spatial ignorance and that was quite funny!! |
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"Timewasters and women that don't swallow xx "
Speaking for the women who don’t swallow... I have to say that a sudden explosion of warm, salty goo delivered directly into the back of your mouth is a big ask.
Just be glad she’s sucked you off to conclusion and don’t worry about what she does with your output.
Denied. |
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"Apart from all the obvious ones that get an automatic pass (abuse of any kind, racial/homophobic intolerance, hate crime, Donald Trump, reality TV, people who "borrow" pics for their profile etc)...
People with wheeled items who have no awareness of them
Examples being:
People in supermarkets who park their trolleys *across* the aisle while looking on the shelves/catching up with Mabel across the road who they bumped into.
People at airports/railway stations with wheeled suitcases that get under your feet.
Antisocial trolley use - definitely. They should be clamped as a lesson.
Wheeled suitcases - tricky. Remember the days of having to carry your stuff??? Nightmare.
Request agreed in part.
Appeal!! I didn't say wheeled suitcases should be consigned to the room just people that use them that have no awareness of them and others around them that may be tripped up by them.
Mind you I did once see two such people get their cases tangled in each other as a result of their spatial ignorance and that was quite funny!!"
Then, since your requesting is for the banishment of people incapable of courteously operating wheeled suitcases, your request is agreed on appeal.
You may visit room 101 to mock their entanglement. |
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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago
There and to the left a bit |
"Apart from all the obvious ones that get an automatic pass (abuse of any kind, racial/homophobic intolerance, hate crime, Donald Trump, reality TV, people who "borrow" pics for their profile etc)...
People with wheeled items who have no awareness of them
Examples being:
People in supermarkets who park their trolleys *across* the aisle while looking on the shelves/catching up with Mabel across the road who they bumped into.
People at airports/railway stations with wheeled suitcases that get under your feet.
Antisocial trolley use - definitely. They should be clamped as a lesson.
Wheeled suitcases - tricky. Remember the days of having to carry your stuff??? Nightmare.
Request agreed in part.
Appeal!! I didn't say wheeled suitcases should be consigned to the room just people that use them that have no awareness of them and others around them that may be tripped up by them.
Mind you I did once see two such people get their cases tangled in each other as a result of their spatial ignorance and that was quite funny!!
Then, since your requesting is for the banishment of people incapable of courteously operating wheeled suitcases, your request is agreed on appeal.
You may visit room 101 to mock their entanglement. "
You're sending me to Room 101?! 
Well I guess at least I got a rejection message of sorts - even if it was publically |
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By *r D30Man
over a year ago
Loughborough |
"Old people who stop suddenly in front of you because they've forgotten how their bloody legs work, then turn round and moan at you cos you walked into the back of the miserable old gits!!!
Now, now, you’ll be them soon enough. A huge smile and a gracious apology and a few words about the weather.
Or point them in the direction of the people on Fab who are looking to meet a 99 year old. "
Nope, I'll go full Eskimo by that time and take myself out to the snow to releive the burden on society.
Has anyone ever found the elusive 99 year old fabber? |
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"Apart from all the obvious ones that get an automatic pass (abuse of any kind, racial/homophobic intolerance, hate crime, Donald Trump, reality TV, people who "borrow" pics for their profile etc)...
People with wheeled items who have no awareness of them
Examples being:
People in supermarkets who park their trolleys *across* the aisle while looking on the shelves/catching up with Mabel across the road who they bumped into.
People at airports/railway stations with wheeled suitcases that get under your feet.
Antisocial trolley use - definitely. They should be clamped as a lesson.
Wheeled suitcases - tricky. Remember the days of having to carry your stuff??? Nightmare.
Request agreed in part.
Appeal!! I didn't say wheeled suitcases should be consigned to the room just people that use them that have no awareness of them and others around them that may be tripped up by them.
Mind you I did once see two such people get their cases tangled in each other as a result of their spatial ignorance and that was quite funny!!
Then, since your requesting is for the banishment of people incapable of courteously operating wheeled suitcases, your request is agreed on appeal.
You may visit room 101 to mock their entanglement.
You're sending me to Room 101?!
Well I guess at least I got a rejection message of sorts - even if it was publically "
I can’t send you to Room 101 until we’ve had a filthy bisexual sexfest. After that you’re a goner. |
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"Old people who stop suddenly in front of you because they've forgotten how their bloody legs work, then turn round and moan at you cos you walked into the back of the miserable old gits!!!
Now, now, you’ll be them soon enough. A huge smile and a gracious apology and a few words about the weather.
Or point them in the direction of the people on Fab who are looking to meet a 99 year old.
Nope, I'll go full Eskimo by that time and take myself out to the snow to releive the burden on society.
Has anyone ever found the elusive 99 year old fabber? "
I hope it’s me one day! “No I can’t babysit for the great great grandchildren, I’m going to the club to get DPed”. |
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"Age restriction for messaging on here.
A controversial request. Tinkering with filters and allowing unrestricted measaging could drown the women of Fab and without the women of Fab, there would be no men of Fab. It’s a slippery slope I tell you.
Request denied. "
It was said tongue in cheek. |
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The awful fashion that has taken hold lately of men wearing half-mast dress trousers which stop above the ankle and are accompanied by slip-ons with tassles similar to the types your nana would buy for casual dress in C&A back in 1971. Looks awful. |
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"Age restriction for messaging on here.
A controversial request. Tinkering with filters and allowing unrestricted measaging could drown the women of Fab and without the women of Fab, there would be no men of Fab. It’s a slippery slope I tell you.
Request denied.
It was said tongue in cheek. "
Tongue in cheek.  |
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"The awful fashion that has taken hold lately of men wearing half-mast dress trousers which stop above the ankle and are accompanied by slip-ons with tassles similar to the types your nana would buy for casual dress in C&A back in 1971. Looks awful. "
I’ve never seen that. Sounds fucking awful.
Banished! |
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"Olly Murs please I beg you. "
Ok - I’m not cool enough to be entirely sure whether he is cool or not. (I’m not 100% sure it’s a he rather than a group or a woman. I think it’s a man).
Soooooo... what if he (they/she) is kind to animals and picks up litter? It would be a loss to the world.
Denied. |
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over a year ago
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"I'd like to banish work can't we just be given money to circumnavigate the world
I think that was a thing two centuries ago. You need a time machine. "
Dr who has one can I use his |
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Pork scratchings. Only sold in pubs to make you drink more!
Racism. Picked up from another thread on here but no place for it. Anywhere. Ever.
Rats. Eek! Make my skin crawl just thinking about them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The top 6 inches of Princess Peaches five head
Can we agree this please, well, cms rather than inches. I'm sick of having a Tefal head.  "
I still would though |
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over a year ago
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"Green starburst 
Now we’re talking. Green sweets FFS. Sweets should be red or purple only. The rest are just a bridge to the reds and purples.
Request allowed. "
Whaaaaaaat?!? that’s a bit greenist, (secretly eats the green ones on the sly” |
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"Middle lane drivers.
If you're doing under 60 move the fuck over! "
Drivers who are on suicide mode, go from on ramp straight across into fast lane, no indication.
Then do the opposite going off motorway.
Believe me, seen this many times. Crazy |
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Spiders - currently have the biggest fucker I've ever seen sat in the corner of my bedroom ceiling where I cannot reach to dispose of the bugger nor do I have anyone here to dispose of it and it is sending my stress levels through the roof  |
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"Pork scratchings. Only sold in pubs to make you drink more!
Racism. Picked up from another thread on here but no place for it. Anywhere. Ever.
Rats. Eek! Make my skin crawl just thinking about them "
Pork scratchings - I would have agreed but then I tasted Mike Evans’ West Country pork puffs and they were better than sex. And I’m meant to be a vegetarian.
Racism - you bet.
Rats - but they’re intelligent. And I bet they like pork scratchings.
So it’s a no - yes - no! |
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"Parking wardens
Speed bumps
And potholes
(Bloody roads are shocking state.)"
Potholes are naturally occurring speed bumps. If we stop maintaining the roads, the potholes will form and we’ll all slow down. A perfect solution.
Not banished. |
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"Green starburst
Now we’re talking. Green sweets FFS. Sweets should be red or purple only. The rest are just a bridge to the reds and purples.
Request allowed.
Whaaaaaaat?!? that’s a bit greenist, (secretly eats the green ones on the sly” "
Sicko. |
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over a year ago
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People who are unable to see, acknowledge and deal with their own hypocrisy, but demand others to be hauled through hot coals for theirs.
So not banning hypocrisy per se, for we are all hypocrites, but those who may say they are hypocrites and own it in the abstract, but can’t when it comes to a real life case, and are essentially being an arse.
Ban them. |
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"Middle lane drivers.
If you're doing under 60 move the fuck over!
Drivers who are on suicide mode, go from on ramp straight across into fast lane, no indication.
Then do the opposite going off motorway.
Believe me, seen this many times. Crazy"
They’re skidding straight into Room 101. |
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"People who are unable to see, acknowledge and deal with their own hypocrisy, but demand others to be hauled through hot coals for theirs.
So not banning hypocrisy per se, for we are all hypocrites, but those who may say they are hypocrites and own it in the abstract, but can’t when it comes to a real life case, and are essentially being an arse.
Ban them. "
Ignorance I think that is |
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"Spiders - currently have the biggest fucker I've ever seen sat in the corner of my bedroom ceiling where I cannot reach to dispose of the bugger nor do I have anyone here to dispose of it and it is sending my stress levels through the roof "
Spiders are lovely. Put up a meet “blow job in return for spider relocation”.
Not banished. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gnats
I’ve got a bite that’s got infected and I can’t believe how much pain it has caused. On antibiotics for it, which I don’t think are working.
So, banish a totally pointless insect. |
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over a year ago
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"People who are unable to see, acknowledge and deal with their own hypocrisy, but demand others to be hauled through hot coals for theirs.
So not banning hypocrisy per se, for we are all hypocrites, but those who may say they are hypocrites and own it in the abstract, but can’t when it comes to a real life case, and are essentially being an arse.
Ban them.
Ignorance I think that is "
Please ban them |
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over a year ago
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"Olly Murs please I beg you.
Ok - I’m not cool enough to be entirely sure whether he is cool or not. (I’m not 100% sure it’s a he rather than a group or a woman. I think it’s a man).
Soooooo... what if he (they/she) is kind to animals and picks up litter? It would be a loss to the world.
Denied. "
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Watch him for 90 seconds he’ll be in. |
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over a year ago
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"People who are unable to see, acknowledge and deal with their own hypocrisy, but demand others to be hauled through hot coals for theirs.
So not banning hypocrisy per se, for we are all hypocrites, but those who may say they are hypocrites and own it in the abstract, but can’t when it comes to a real life case, and are essentially being an arse.
Ban them.
Ignorance I think that is "
Nope, it’s not necessarily ignorance. |
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"People who are unable to see, acknowledge and deal with their own hypocrisy, but demand others to be hauled through hot coals for theirs.
So not banning hypocrisy per se, for we are all hypocrites, but those who may say they are hypocrites and own it in the abstract, but can’t when it comes to a real life case, and are essentially being an arse.
Ban them. "
As a pork scratching-eating vegetarian, I’ll happily ban them.
Banished!
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"Gnats
I’ve got a bite that’s got infected and I can’t believe how much pain it has caused. On antibiotics for it, which I don’t think are working.
So, banish a totally pointless insect."
In they go the bitey little bastards. |
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"Parking wardens
Speed bumps
And potholes
(Bloody roads are shocking state.)
Potholes are naturally occurring speed bumps. If we stop maintaining the roads, the potholes will form and we’ll all slow down. A perfect solution.
Not banished. "
I’m well in favour of maintaining roads.
Just saying where are our road tax going to for there to be so many damn potholes.
Sleeping policeman/speed bumps just damn annoying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drivers who choose a lane they’re happy with on a motorway and stay there. Drives me bonkers. There’s one lane to drive in, the rest are for overtaking! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok serious one now
CYCLISTS..
I dont mind people cycling, but it's more the cyclists that think they are Chris froome and cycle past walkers and dogs on shared path ways at 100mph, when in reality they r just going to work |
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"Aubergines...
Yes. And courgettes too.
Yeyyy!butternut squash "
Oooooo controversial. I’m sorry to say that, whereas aubergines are rubbery little buggers and courgettes are essential water held together by green stuff, butternut squash, roasted with chilli and halloumi is yummy.
I won’t banish it but I’ll invite you round for dinner to eat it. |
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"Ok serious one now
CYCLISTS..
I dont mind people cycling, but it's more the cyclists that think they are Chris froome and cycle past walkers and dogs on shared path ways at 100mph, when in reality they r just going to work"
How about anyone who doesn’t consider more vulnerable travellers?
So each traveller must look after the one beneath them or it’s room 101 for them.
Truck drivers look out for...
Van drivers who look out for...
Car drivers who look out for...
Motorbikes who look out for...
Cyclists who look out for...
Pedestrians who look out for...
Slow pedestrians who look out for...
Snails |
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"Ok serious one now
CYCLISTS..
I dont mind people cycling, but it's more the cyclists that think they are Chris froome and cycle past walkers and dogs on shared path ways at 100mph, when in reality they r just going to work
How about anyone who doesn’t consider more vulnerable travellers?
So each traveller must look after the one beneath them or it’s room 101 for them.
Truck drivers look out for...
Van drivers who look out for...
Car drivers who look out for...
Motorbikes who look out for...
Cyclists who look out for...
Pedestrians who look out for...
Slow pedestrians who look out for...
Snails "
U know best xx |
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Useless parents who think their kids can do no wrong
Smokers
People who cannot park
People who pout on selfies
People who just barge past others for a seat
The govt
Pay freezes
Ppl who don't pick up their oh wn dogs shit |
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Cheese. It’s just vomit inducing.
People who put cheese with normal food without telling you.
People who (wrongly) think you can’t have a pizza without cheese(normal request in Italy)
Cheese again. Oh and coffee. That also makes me vomit. |
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Drambuie. Vile stuff
My theory is that there are only a few bottles ever made. They just make the rounds of every house party. They get taken to a shindig, that host then takes it to the next one etc. |
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"The awful fashion that has taken hold lately of men wearing half-mast dress trousers which stop above the ankle and are accompanied by slip-ons with tassles similar to the types your nana would buy for casual dress in C&A back in 1971. Looks awful.
I’ve never seen that. Sounds fucking awful.
Banished! "
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"any Christmas goods in the shops before 6 November. There is a wall of tinned sweets in my Tesco in the first week of September!! "
I've bought two tubs |
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