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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Currently chatting to a very d*unken fabber and I'm hoping they say something embarrassing so I can remind them in the morning.
It got me thinking what's the worst d*unken text you've sent? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve sent loads when I’m d*unk. Should have a filter on phone to stop me lol
I'm sure someone invented an app for that! "
i need to find it and get it downloaded quickly haha |
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By *rReyMan
over a year ago
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"Currently chatting to a very d*unken fabber and I'm hoping they say something embarrassing so I can remind them in the morning.
It got me thinking what's the worst d*unken text you've sent? "
I'm currently on my way to d*unksville give me your number let's see what happens  
But on a serious note I generally try not to bother, if i do it's "love you...." to Mrs Reh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!! "
That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x |
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"Reminds me of the joke about the husband waking up in the morning to an awful smell in the kitchen. He walks in to see his wife by the stove with something in the pan boiling away. He looks in it in shock and asks what she’s doing. Exactly what you asked me to do last night when you came home from the pub. What are you on about he says, I never asked you to cook my sock! "
Cooked socks smell clean as they kill the bacteria xxx, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!
That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x"
Nahhh my friends are like sisters ! Girl code. Plus she was shit faced and I’ve got codes on it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!
That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x"
I was just gonna say the same! My friends would do so much worse things than I ever could |
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"Reminds me of the joke about the husband waking up in the morning to an awful smell in the kitchen. He walks in to see his wife by the stove with something in the pan boiling away. He looks in it in shock and asks what she’s doing. Exactly what you asked me to do last night when you came home from the pub. What are you on about he says, I never asked you to cook my sock!
Cooked socks smell clean as they kill the bacteria xxx,"
Big clumsy thumb deleted the post instead of scrolling down!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!
That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x
I was just gonna say the same! My friends would do so much worse things than I ever could "
ive had a woman friend message me turned out it was her friends. Thought she was wanting to do some real naughty stuff haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!
That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x
I was just gonna say the same! My friends would do so much worse things than I ever could "
Oh believe me if it was one of my Male friends they may of tried it, but nahhh my mates know we’re to draw the line in certain situations. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!
That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x
Nahhh my friends are like sisters ! Girl code. Plus she was shit faced and I’ve got codes on it. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I once left my phone with my friend after a night out as I couldn’t trust myself!!
That’s trusting your friend tho. Mine would send all sorts of text etc lol x
Nahhh my friends are like sisters ! Girl code. Plus she was shit faced and I’ve got codes on it. "
Oh I was having withdrawals at 9am!! Got in my car and was throwing stones at her window to wake her up she couldn’t remember keeping my phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Texting my boss at 2am calling him a bawbag and telling him I wouldn't be able to use the genie in the morning cos I was so d*unk so could I do a shift later in the week. He saw the funny side and gave me the shift off x |
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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago
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Decided to tell hubby how horny I was on night out and what I was going to do to him when I got home and sent it to my son  luckily he was 27 and just said be have mum do you want me to let dad know ???
I could have died it still gets brought up years later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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After a particularly heavy session in the pub,I thought it would be a good idea to text my ex girlfriend,who is the mother of my daughter and dislikes me almost as much as I can't stand her,to ask her if she fancied a one night stand for old times sake.To be fair to her,she simply text back that she has a boyfriend,as it was obvious I was steaming due to my poor spelling and spacing.Instead of leaving it alone after her reply,my d*unken brain decided to text her again and say he could watch if he wanted to or we could share.Never did get a reply to that,but we continued to dislike each other just as much and she would occasionally remind me she would block my number if I did it again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Currently chatting to a very d*unken fabber and I'm hoping they say something embarrassing so I can remind them in the morning.
It got me thinking what's the worst d*unken text you've sent? "
Why be the one to cast up d*unken antics.. never good idea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Send a very descriptive message to other half of what he was in for when he got home .. but no i sent to my dad by accident.
Don't think he's ever forgave me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Currently chatting to a very d*unken fabber and I'm hoping they say something embarrassing so I can remind them in the morning.
It got me thinking what's the worst d*unken text you've sent?
Why be the one to cast up d*unken antics.. never good idea."
Hate when people go on about what I've done or said the night before! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Look, I know I'm fat and old, but do you think I'm ugly?"
There was something that prompted me to do it though."
One guy wouldnt meet me again and I kept asking him why didnt he love me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Look, I know I'm fat and old, but do you think I'm ugly?"
There was something that prompted me to do it though.
One guy wouldnt meet me again and I kept asking him why didnt he love me "
Why didnt he? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Look, I know I'm fat and old, but do you think I'm ugly?"
There was something that prompted me to do it though.
One guy wouldnt meet me again and I kept asking him why didnt he love me
Why didnt he? "
Apparently he wasnt ready for a relationship  lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once texted my sister's best friend about things I'd like to do to her, worked out quite well in the end, but still never would have sent it while soder.
Texted and ex fb asking her to sit on my face again and she hasnt spoke to since. So that one didn't work out as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Decided to tell hubby how horny I was on night out and what I was going to do to him when I got home and sent it to my son luckily he was 27 and just said be have mum do you want me to let dad know ???
I could have died it still gets brought up years later "
Awesome! |
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