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I’ve had a few rum and colas and the wife’s gone to bed. I’ve waited until I was sure she was asleep then I’ve sneaked into the kitchen and pinched her emergency bag of revels. I know I’m gonna be in big trouble in the morning now. Should I deny all knowledge and blame it on one of the dogs?  |
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"I’ve had a few rum and colas and the wife’s gone to bed. I’ve waited until I was sure she was asleep then I’ve sneaked into the kitchen and pinched her emergency bag of revels. I know I’m gonna be in big trouble in the morning now. Should I deny all knowledge and blame it on one of the dogs? "
this might get a better response on mumsnet |
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"Yes, leave the packet near the dog bed."
I’ve pushed the empty packet to the bottom of the kitchen bin though. I thought I could hide the evidence. It might be worth retrieving it if it’s not too messy. |
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"Was she drinking too? Just convince her she ate them! Leave a few in the packet next to where she usually sits. "
I like this answer. I'd 100% fall for it |
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"Oh shit.
That's all I have to say.
Off to the shop to replace said revels that the dog hasn't stolen before she wakes!"
She’s got to get up at 7:00 for work tomorrow, it’s a Sunday, I’m having a lie in  |
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"Oh shit.
That's all I have to say.
Off to the shop to replace said revels that the dog hasn't stolen before she wakes!
She’s got to get up at 7:00 for work tomorrow, it’s a Sunday, I’m having a lie in "
Ooh you may not be if she is rattling round the kitchen looking for said choccy to take to work. Big trouble |
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"I’ve had a few rum and colas and the wife’s gone to bed. I’ve waited until I was sure she was asleep then I’ve sneaked into the kitchen and pinched her emergency bag of revels. I know I’m gonna be in big trouble in the morning now. Should I deny all knowledge and blame it on one of the dogs? "
Nah man just eat the coffee ones and its all good  |
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"Was she going to take them to work do you think? If so, you really are in big trouble!!! 
No I’m not, the dogs going to be in trouble now! "
Poor puppy, you’re a meanie op  |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
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"Was she going to take them to work do you think? If so, you really are in big trouble!!!
No I’m not, the dogs going to be in trouble now!
Poor puppy, you’re a meanie op "
He'll never get away with it!!! |
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"Was she going to take them to work do you think? If so, you really are in big trouble!!!
No I’m not, the dogs going to be in trouble now!
Poor puppy, you’re a meanie op
He'll never get away with it!!! "
I've seen photo evidence and he will. |
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"Was she going to take them to work do you think? If so, you really are in big trouble!!!
No I’m not, the dogs going to be in trouble now!
Poor puppy, you’re a meanie op
He'll never get away with it!!!
I've seen photo evidence and he will. "
It's genius but terrible! |
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"Was she going to take them to work do you think? If so, you really are in big trouble!!!
No I’m not, the dogs going to be in trouble now!
Poor puppy, you’re a meanie op
He'll never get away with it!!!
I've seen photo evidence and he will.
It's genius but terrible!"
My conscious is saying it probably is a bit mean, but also hilarious. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I’ve had a few rum and colas and the wife’s gone to bed. I’ve waited until I was sure she was asleep then I’ve sneaked into the kitchen and pinched her emergency bag of revels. I know I’m gonna be in big trouble in the morning now. Should I deny all knowledge and blame it on one of the dogs? "
Don't do that. She'll think you've tried to kill the dog by giving it chocolate x |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
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"I’ve had a few rum and colas and the wife’s gone to bed. I’ve waited until I was sure she was asleep then I’ve sneaked into the kitchen and pinched her emergency bag of revels. I know I’m gonna be in big trouble in the morning now. Should I deny all knowledge and blame it on one of the dogs? "
NOOOOO!
One why get the dogs punished? Are they always getting fed with your dinner, whenever you come home late.
Anyways, chocolates bad for dogs. Don't cry wolf. |
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