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over a year ago
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"Hard fucking in missionary. He pulled right out, slammed into my pubic bone. Broken knob.
Be careful out there people  "
I remember you telling me about that. Still makes me wince. |
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"I was in a hurry to get into position n head butted the wall the bed was against, had a black eye for about 2 weeks  "
You just reminded me, I was giving head and the guy pulled me up to ride him. I was lighter and smaller than his Mrs, and he flung me into the wall, left a foundation forehead print on the wall  |
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"Hard fucking in missionary. He pulled right out, slammed into my pubic bone. Broken knob.
Be careful out there people
I remember you telling me about that. Still makes me wince. "
I've written it into a show  Always amusing watching people squirm (he turned out to be a cheating twat so sympathy level zero) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I've fell off a bed, ended up with concussion. Had my ex on all 4s, going at it and she knocked my leg, didn't realise how close my knee was to the edge of the bad, slipped off and faceplanted the bedside table. That was fun explaining to the consultant how I did it (told the truth much to his amusement), but explained the reason I was feeling groggy and dizzy for a week or so after.
Same woman, same position, different night, going at it again while her parents where out shopping so had to be a quickie, snapped my banjo string... blood everywhere, cream living room carpet. That stung like mad for ages. She told her dad she had a nosebleed while I minced out the house sheepishly haha.
She was a right bad luck charm, needless to say we went our different ways a few months after for other reasons lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently. "
Done it myself, it's fucking agony! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.
Done it myself, it's fucking agony!"
Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.
Done it myself, it's fucking agony!
Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though "
Yep, victim of that, think it's called snapping ones banjo. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.
Done it myself, it's fucking agony!
Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though "
Haha that's exactly what I do now. Look back and laugh about it. I've torn ligaments playing rugby and broken bones but snapping your banjo string is possibly worse. I wouldn't wish it on anybody |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.
Done it myself, it's fucking agony!
Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though
Yep, victim of that, think it's called snapping ones banjo. "
Medical term is banjorus detachment. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.
Done it myself, it's fucking agony!
Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though
Yep, victim of that, think it's called snapping ones banjo.
Medical term is banjorus detachment. "
Thanks very much for that, I'm soon to be studying to join the ambulance service. I'll keep that 1 in mind |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
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"A 'friend' once split the skin between his forskin and penis whilst going ten to the dozen. Brought tears to his eyes apparently.
Done it myself, it's fucking agony!
Look back and laugh about it now.like you said the blood and pain nearly put me off for life though
Yep, victim of that, think it's called snapping ones banjo. "
In that club also.  |
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An ex was getting very into riding me... In fact carried away, think she thought it was rodeo... When all of a sudden I had a very weird feeling, hard to describe, not pain exactly but it sent me cold... I looked down because somethin didn't feel right, only to see my right nut basically in my lower belly
That was the weirdest and most awkward call to that medical help line I think I'll ever have!
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I once left the back ring of a cock cage on and started fucking the Mrs. Didnt feel any pain, but afterwards she totally freaked out when she saw my cock. It was black and blue and looked like it had been attacked with a hammer. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Have You ever had an accident while having sex?"
Yeah with and old FWB. I fucked her hard in the hotseat until she lost control of her bladder and pissed all over me
I'm not into watersports thanks  |
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