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Dare ya ta rip the piss outta the person above xx
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over a year ago
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"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!  
I use both faces...
But at least My midwife slapped my face(s) 
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Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...
"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!
I use both faces...
But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)
Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...
"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."
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Stupid woman got the wrong feckin end |
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"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!
I use both faces...
But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)
Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...
"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."
Stupid woman got the wrong feckin end "
Oi, what with yer sore throat what would you say to sucking on a fishermans friend? |
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"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!
I use both faces...
But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)
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Looks like she hasn't stopped slapping it yet and which end did she know to slap? They look the same either end |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!
I use both faces...
But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)
Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...
"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."
Stupid woman got the wrong feckin end "
Stupid and woman...
Like saying Sahara and Desert... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!
I use both faces...
But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)
Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...
"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."
Stupid woman got the wrong feckin end
Stupid and woman...
Like saying Sahara and Desert..."
All very dry on your approach  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ooops forgot to add 
and thanks in advance
The one that got away...
a whole schoal  of 'em.
Youre not even a funguy "
He's a type of funguy...mushroom! Kept in the dark and fed nothing but shite! |
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ooops forgot to add
and thanks in advance
The one that got away...
a whole schoal of 'em.
Youre not even a funguy
He's a type of funguy...mushroom! Kept in the dark and fed nothing but shite! "
wouldn't be so bad but i feed myself  |
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"How can you be that ugly with just one head?!
I use both faces...
But at least My midwife slapped my face(s)
Ffs... Deleted the wrong one...
"At least MY midwife slapped my arse..."
Stupid woman got the wrong feckin end
Stupid and woman...
Like saying Sahara and Desert...
All very dry on your approach "
This is Captain Tobias of Coconut Airways saying he should have got his landing gear out in better time.
Oh, we're going to barbados. |
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"only complaint I have is about the gentleman above is that I cant see his lovely face! "
Bows low and retracts the Sahara Desert crack...
{ Not All women...;-) } |
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"good grief we have it all wrong you have tan lines and yet you appear to live north of watford!!!!"
you certainly do, do you not know that north of watford there is only a dark grim world ? we merely exist |
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"good grief we have it all wrong you have tan lines and yet you appear to live north of watford!!!!
you certainly do, do you not know that north of watford there is only a dark grim world ? we merely exist"
Ah but thats Yorkshire |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"me, i'd never do that
And what time dya call this to be bringin the kids car home...
ffs thought we'd never get out tonight 
I know of an ikkle voddy shop just down the road.. "
Just how much of their stock have you got through tonight... |
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"Non atall honest guv', only the bestest apple juice for me I promise.
Ok a couple of JD's to help it down
I believe you... *hic*"
I freckin luv yu i do yu ar my besshtest mate evvr onesty. i finkk
On a more serious note though chap my random music selection is about to draw to a conclusion so what one recommend?
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"Oooo look at me, ive bought myself a leather peter pan hat and a lovely vest, im the one 'take that' rejected.
(No harm mate, just playing along lol)"
Looks like a cock... But smaller... |
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"Non atall honest guv', only the bestest apple juice for me I promise.
Ok a couple of JD's to help it down
I believe you... *hic*
I freckin luv yu i do yu ar my besshtest mate evvr onesty. i finkk
On a more serious note though chap my random music selection is about to draw to a conclusion so what one recommend?
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Brahms Lullaby...
Im off for some much needed beauty sleep...;-) |
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"Oooo look at me, ive bought myself a leather peter pan hat and a lovely vest, im the one 'take that' rejected.
(No harm mate, just playing along lol)
Looks like a cock... But smaller..."
oh look at me.... im too tall to be caught on camera |
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"Oooo look at me, ive bought myself a leather peter pan hat and a lovely vest, im the one 'take that' rejected.
(No harm mate, just playing along lol)"
Peter "frigging" Pan! Grr. How very dare you. I will have you know that hat cost me at least £5 in Spain circa 1992. Fact
It is now my official holiday hat t'wit only my missus is allowed to slag me off whilst actually wearing it.She took the fookin' picture at Gt Yarmouth. Just had some fun in the toilets behind the wall.
Now don't get me started on the colour of my ...
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"Oooo look at me, ive bought myself a leather peter pan hat and a lovely vest, im the one 'take that' rejected.
(No harm mate, just playing along lol)
Peter "frigging" Pan! Grr. How very dare you. I will have you know that hat cost me at least £5 in Spain circa 1992. Fact
It is now my official holiday hat t'wit only my missus is allowed to slag me off whilst actually wearing it.She took the fookin' picture at Gt Yarmouth. Just had some fun in the toilets behind the wall.
Now don't get me started on the colour of my ...
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what was your missus doing whilst you was in the toilets behind the wall? |
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