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Get better soon Bladey!!
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
You can tell when you are getting old when you start fracturing bones doing basic things.....
So there he is doing the most basic of tasks and crunch - his wrist is broken!! 
My buddy Bladey is now in plaster for a few weeks which may hamper his pulling powers and his wanking powers too!! 
So send him your best wishes here and keep the old bugger smiling as he hits 50 week after next!  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"You can tell when you are getting old when you start fracturing bones doing basic things.....
So there he is doing the most basic of tasks and crunch - his wrist is broken!!
My buddy Bladey is now in plaster for a few weeks which may hamper his pulling powers and his wanking powers too!!
So send him your best wishes here and keep the old bugger smiling as he hits 50 week after next! "
Is it his drinking hand? |
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"You can tell when you are getting old when you start fracturing bones doing basic things.....
So there he is doing the most basic of tasks and crunch - his wrist is broken!!
My buddy Bladey is now in plaster for a few weeks which may hamper his pulling powers and his wanking powers too!!
So send him your best wishes here and keep the old bugger smiling as he hits 50 week after next!
Is it his drinking hand? "
I've no problem with an iv |
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"Aww bless ya! Can you still hold your pint? 
Ohh yes. I was smart I used my left hand 
See. We men can Multi Task and think ahead! "
Not that smart 6 weeks off and can't pull a clutch in. There's going to be murder  |
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"I just bought some squishys for my kids, nobody wants the donut one.
Hope you get better form me also.
What's a squishy. Thanks sweet x"
It's a spongey toy thing that you can squish. I enjoy squishing mine.
And of course you're welcome. |
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"I just bought some squishys for my kids, nobody wants the donut one.
Hope you get better form me also.
What's a squishy. Thanks sweet x
It's a spongey toy thing that you can squish. I enjoy squishing mine.
And of course you're welcome."
I'm welcome to squish yours is all I could see there |
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"Oh shizzle 
Bladey ya spanner! Best learn to wank with your other hand pretty quick!
Seriously though, hope it all heals mega quick and things run smoothly xx"
It's cool it's the left that's fucked. I hope so I've no time for this rubbish x |
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"I just bought some squishys for my kids, nobody wants the donut one.
Hope you get better form me also.
What's a squishy. Thanks sweet x
It's a spongey toy thing that you can squish. I enjoy squishing mine.
And of course you're welcome.
I'm welcome to squish yours is all I could see there "
I don't have many squishy parts left, lol.
Seen the birthday thread too, Happy Birthday.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You can tell when you are getting old when you start fracturing bones doing basic things.....
So there he is doing the most basic of tasks and crunch - his wrist is broken!!
My buddy Bladey is now in plaster for a few weeks which may hamper his pulling powers and his wanking powers too!!
So send him your best wishes here and keep the old bugger smiling as he hits 50 week after next! "
I thought he was older than me....oh well |
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"Can I doodle on your cast? 
You never offered to kiss or rub mine better well rubbing wouldn't have help actually but you know what I mean "
TBH I thought that was the last thing on your mind! But if your sure, fancy a blowie?  |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Can I doodle on your cast?
You never offered to kiss or rub mine better well rubbing wouldn't have help actually but you know what I mean
TBH I thought that was the last thing on your mind! But if your sure, fancy a blowie? "
A man can dream but yes |
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By *rsSBWoman
over a year ago
toy town |
"Oh no. Can you still ride...
..your bike?
Not a chance. That's the biggest pisser. 6 weeks off and can't do jack. Can't even fly apparently  "
Are you a pilot?
You are such a skilled man
I hope you get all better soon. Booby hugs |
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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago
Fabville |
"Oh no. Can you still ride...
..your bike?
Not a chance. That's the biggest pisser. 6 weeks off and can't do jack. Can't even fly apparently
Are you a pilot?
You are such a skilled man
I hope you get all better soon. Booby hugs "
Yes please  |
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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago
harrow |
"Get well soon fella.....I am sure there are willling ladies to help you with the wanking
I wish. Thankfully it's lefty Lucy that's bit the dust "
That’s ok then lol.....
I fractured righty Rita a few years ago, 3 weeks ffs |
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"Oh no. Can you still ride...
..your bike?
Not a chance. That's the biggest pisser. 6 weeks off and can't do jack. Can't even fly apparently
Are you a pilot?
You are such a skilled man
I hope you get all better soon. Booby hugs "
You'd so love me in a pilot's hat. No you can't fly with a cast so I've been told.  |
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"Oh no. Can you still ride...
..your bike?
Not a chance. That's the biggest pisser. 6 weeks off and can't do jack. Can't even fly apparently
Are you a pilot?
You are such a skilled man
I hope you get all better soon. Booby hugs
Yes please "
You nicking my squeezes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hope it's all well and strong soon buddy
Me to. Looks like 6 weeks if it heals if not operations  "
They should be checking it before that surely. How did you break it?
Hope you feel better soon. x |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"So no buxom ladies offering you squishy parts Bladey? I will pop out and grab you a peach to squeeze.....
Your in sooooooo much trouble young lady "
I'll just have to pick you up for drinkies!!  |
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Tell everyone you high sided the bike and you were lucky to only do your wrist, the speed you were going.
The bike carried on without you, upright until it slowed right down and parked itself perfectly between the arse cheeks of a woman doing a nude leapfrog world record attempt 
And remember that chicks dig scars |
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Oh bugger. Will be more than 6 weeks before you can ride a blade again anyway with it being a wrist killing sports bike. Maybe you should switch to a Harley.......
On second thoughts, wrist splints can help haha |
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By *anky_Panky OP Woman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Thanks for the nice msgs above as for the rest of you well you know who you are. Dana that's by far the best offer I've had and hanky what time you getting here "
I am away til middle next week but can sort something then mucker?
Will whatsapp you my broken friend |
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