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"Mines a true fact about me. If I shaved it all. I will change it to. Shaven haven Smooth minge. " Please stay as furry box. | |||
"Do you mean ones like yours?" I'm guessing you were going to have justinbieber as your username. Thank god autocorrect stepped in. | |||
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"I’m wearing flats. " Ooh, pants on fire. | |||
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"I’m wearing flats. " Fake profile | |||
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"I'm Spanish and brunette, so I'm true to my word " Tempted, soooooooo tempted. | |||
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"I'm Spanish and brunette, so I'm true to my word Tempted, soooooooo tempted. " NOT ITALIAN | |||
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"I'm Spanish and brunette, so I'm true to my word Tempted, soooooooo tempted. NOT ITALIAN " | |||
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"I'm Kelly and I'm fab " Yeah you are I however, am not really noble! | |||
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"I'm Kelly and I'm fab Yeah you are I however, am not really noble! " | |||
"Is London on the coast? I'm not a real doctor in case you were wondering. " Technically it could be, the Thames is tidal as far as Teddington to the west | |||
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"I'm not really a shapeshifter and I'm not coming to a cinema near you" you work with animals miss tick | |||
"Is London on the coast? I'm not a real doctor in case you were wondering. Technically it could be, the Thames is tidal as far as Teddington to the west" I'm going to have to check that with Nicholas Crane. | |||
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"I'm really stripey" not dotty as in blonde then | |||
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"I'm Kelly and I'm fab " True story. | |||
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"I'm really stripey" You can stripe for us anytime | |||
"Im.called rodney" actually snort laughed at this | |||
"I'm really stripey" You're an optical illusion, an oasis in life's desert. | |||
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"New pic to show I'm a brunette. I really don't know how to show I'm Spanish, maybe I need castanets " Or a sangria or a donkey | |||
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"New pic to show I'm a brunette. I really don't know how to show I'm Spanish, maybe I need castanets Or a sangria or a donkey " I'm up for sangria Donkey is a NOOOOOOO | |||
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"My name isn’t really Dan (it’s actually right at the other end of the spectrum!) but many do think I’m a berk. So one out of two ain’t bad! " Yes to the berk | |||
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"I’m not really s seductive kisser Honest I’m not " Prove it. | |||
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"Do you mean ones like yours? I'm guessing you were going to have justinbieber as your username. Thank god autocorrect stepped in. " You guessed wrong then as I can spell and don't need to use auto-correct in my messages. | |||
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"Guilty. Compared to the monsters you see on here I'm actually not hung. But need to pay to change it" Top grade shady here, the fifty is for effect Sorry | |||
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"I’m not really s seductive kisser Honest I’m not Prove it." | |||
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"I’m not a tart.... " Treacle is sweet & sticky | |||
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"Hubbys is not a post man and I'm not a cat x" Pmsl | |||
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"Im not a unicorn, i have two legs not four " Bet you got the horn tho | |||
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"Im not a unicorn, i have two legs not four Bet you got the horn tho " On occasions | |||
"I don't have a serious chest infection." haaaaa | |||
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"I don't have a serious chest infection. haaaaa" And I'm not 67.....yet | |||
"New pic to show I'm a brunette. I really don't know how to show I'm Italian, maybe I need chianti and pasta " I bloody knew it!!!!!!!! | |||
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"I don’t do red .... " Well you pull off pink extremely well | |||
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