We live in such a vile selfish world tonight I’ve listened to a dear friend who has not got a penny to their name Who yesterday whitnessed a young lad being run over The driver carried on Not even got out their car to check if the boy was ok.
And my self offered to help an old gent A stranger at that !! Some help to get a llawn mower as he couldn’t manage to carry one from a shop He said he didn’t think there were any kind people left in this world and was so grateful that someone could take time to help him
that’s what will distort this word sad reality |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
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I think that climate change is a massive threat to the planet. I think the world will go on, but life on earth will be very different
AI is another potential threat to human existence as we know it. If it is possible to create fully artificial intelligence, who ever gets there first would be in a winner takes all situation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The sun will eat us
Ah now seriously/, don't worry about that.i have total control of the sun.
It shines out of my arse and until I grow incontinent, you're all safe
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Thank goodness. You are a true hero  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I think it'll be a zombie apocalypse, and only those who wear daisy crowns in their hair will escape.
Then again, I might be wrong, and it's cake that'll save us all."
Did somebody say cake?? Ooh imagine running out of that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Realistically (and sorry to be so pragmatic), probably a solar flare, could happen any given second, we wouldn't know till about a minute before t hit. Destroy the ozone and radiate all life to oblivion |
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"I'm gonna drop a fart so hideous the planet collapses in on itself.
You really do have a thing for farts don't you "
You have no idea.
Other people's are disgusting (unless I like the person, in which case I find them funny. Unless they smell, if they smell then war is imminent)
My farts however are the funniest thing on the planet. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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The Vogons will destroy earth to make way for an interstellar bypass. The plans have been on display on Alpha Centauri and so far there have been no objections so could happen very soon.
Please see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for further details. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm gonna drop a fart so hideous the planet collapses in on itself.
You really do have a thing for farts don't you
You have no idea.
Other people's are disgusting (unless I like the person, in which case I find them funny. Unless they smell, if they smell then war is imminent)
My farts however are the funniest thing on the planet."
In one of his letters to his wife James Joyce says how much he loves her farts. Honestly I am not making this up. He was actually quite kinky but if you have read Ulysses you won't be surprised by that. |
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